Post your ally cunts and frens

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What do I need to do for you to drop the US and take me instead?

Uruguay and USA

replace amlo, he hates us and supports our evil neighbor

Bro how is the US your countries friend lol

Cool, I want him out to. Why do you say he hates you though?

What do I need to do for you to drop the US and take me instead?

Mexico doesnt have allies, americans hate us, central americans hate us, south americans hate us too!!

based

>Why do you say he hates you though?
he doesn't openly say it, but if he supports whoever wanna destroy us, then I don't know how else to describe it

You have military bases in their soil

Would say the Pacific Alliance but they always talk shit about us behind our backs. Mexico is the best of them though.
Best ally is currently China

NATO, similar politics, similar values

That's not friendship that's enslavement.
I pray that I live long enough to see the day when USA flags (and soldiers) are burned in the streets of Bogota.

they bring all your millionaires and billionaires the cocaine

We don't hate you dude we just don't want you flooding into our country illegally

>Mexico is the best of them though.
:3

But please drop China, it's the same shit as the US just a different color. We can get you better allies.

you like cocaine don't you?

Provide us with a steady supply of cocaine and we can talk.

>South Americans actually think the US is their friend
oh no no no

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begone destabilizing madman

Go back to the potato farms Dimitri, your country is worthless since 1991

Does the US get you that? I'd support your bid for the UN security council provided you never use it against Latin America.

He's right though.

Are you a based Olmec or a Cheech?

Im mexican, that's it.

>He's right though.
Over 5,000,000 AK 47's made their way to Latin America from the Soviet Union, along side thousands of insurgents. The USA atleast tried to foster a stable local economy and fair trade with most of you guys, this applies to everyone besides Mexico though, you guys tried to play both sides and ended up poor as dirt because of it

>your country is worthless since 1991
Ouch

i would really love to have stronger boundaries with the rest of latinamerica
right now we dont have any ally. we are on our own

I don't give a FUCK about the UN, just give me the damn coke.