Which country produce the best alcohol?

Which country produce the best alcohol?

I've never been a beer snob. All beers tastes more or less the same to me. Except shit beers, those you can ACTUALLY differentiate. But then I had Trappist beer. That was actually fucking good shit. I've always thought they were a meme, but they were actually fucking good.

What do you like to drink?

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I know nothing about beer. But I do know that Dutch people don't give a fuck about what they drink. As long as they get drunk.

Is that man drinking pee?

I drank ukrainian vodka on new years and it was good
also very cheap cause it was like $5 I think

>Best beer? Gotta be Belgium.
>Best wine? Chile and Argentina, no contest.

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What brand of champagne is the guy in OP drinking?

Based, and seconded.

Stopped drinking. Now I'm starting to fit in my old clothes

I only drink coke.

Not only based, but ace of based.

I only drink whiskey ,red label usually
and ALWAYS ALONE

Recently I want to start drinking because of the quarantine, I need something to get my mind off of it

Redpill me on Chilean/Argentinian wine. I can't taste the difference.

>Wine
France, USA, Argentina, Italy, Spain, Australia

>Beer
Germany, China, USA, Netherlands, Japan

>Spirits
USA, UK(Scotland), France, Russia, Korea

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>beer
>china

uhhh what

Dom Perignon Second Harvest

I hate the teste of most alcoholic drinks so i stck to hard liquors. I drink them straight and wash them down with monster.

"Best" is a large variety of things.
>Availability, production, sales, distribution & reach, and quality of low/mid/high end beers

Like OP said, most beer is just beer even if you're a massive snow flake who drinks 1000x folded nanobrewed beer made by a baby in Kentucky from the rotting corpses of vegetarian Floridian alligators who only eat glutten free non-GMO hops imported from Alaska and aged in your mother's vagina.

>But then I had Trappist beer
Actual Trappist beer made by monks or beer that's marketed as Tappist beer?

Literally all wrong except Argentina and Spain for wine.

I don't recall. BCliquor doesn't list Trappist beers any more. But I'm pretty sure it is.

Highly recommend Roku gin from Japan. Shit is like 43% alcohol but it tastes so nice you can drink it for days.

There are only a handful of monasteries in the world that brew it, and only one in North America (in the States), but it's possible. If it was genuine I am extremely jealous, but there are some beers that are merely marketed as monastic beers.

I'm 99% sure it was La Trappe. It was only sold for a short amount of time. I wish they'd sell it again.

Seems like only LCBO is selling it. So if you live in Ontario you could buy it.

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PEI unfortunately, although the American monastery is in Massachusetts so at least it isn't far away, I plan on making my way down at some point. How would you describe the taste?

Best alcohol is very generic.
I'd say Belgium and Czechia=Beer
France, Italy and Spain= Wine
Poland, Russia, Finland= Vodka

You forgot English ale

Its Germany. We're good at making wine, excellent at making spirits/liquors and the best at making beer ( I will admit that the single best beer is probably belgian or czech, but we have just a huge variety)

>describe the taste

Really hard to describe. I've read beer reviews on one of the biggest beer review sites a while back. Their reviews are comical. "Spider web cracking sounds and carbonation that dances on the tongue" type shit. Beer tastes pretty much the same to me. I prefer from the tap than from the bottle. I've tried buying bottled beer of the same variety after having them from the tap, but for some reason, they just don't taste as good. But I randomly bought some Trappist beer without knowing what it was because it was on sale (from a previously very high priced point) and to my surprise, it was the best beer I've tasted. Read the description on the label, and it was brewed by meme monks. But not so meme after all, since they brew good shit.

Since you're going to Massachusetts, they might brew things differently so I can't vouch for veracity of their beer, but if it's anything like the one I tasted, it should be very good.

In my experience the best had been

Beer: England, Belgium, Germany, America
Wine: France, Italy, Spain, America
Spirits: Not as knowledgeable, but English gin for me

Yeah it's in Spencer, MA, in the middle of the state. I live in Massachusetts so I should go at some point.

German wine is criminally underrated and their beer is overrated. Pilsners are good everything else is overrated that is, unless you're a fag and like wheatbeer.
You guys will shit on the US for being the US but wine here is generally very good

Portugal

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hefeweizen is pretty good
but I also don't mind american pißwasser. I'll drink just about any damn beer