Dear americans, give it to me straight

dear americans, give it to me straight.
all memes beside. what are the positive things about living in america.
i have a offer for a high paying job, and im really torn.

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Where's the job?

MONEY MONEY and MONEY, we are all just scavengers feeding off the corpse of a bloated and dying nation and concept

This, depends where you live.
Imbecile.

if you're in IT or some other high-skill job you make more than anywhere else

If you live in a decent sized city, local grocers have a ton of variety. Don't believe the mart shart memes of white bread and vomit chocolate. You can have anything your heart desires.

pathologist in north dakota.
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Didn't you post this 3 weeks ago?

yes and now i have a job offer.

>North Dakota
That's not a monster girl state Hans.

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North Dakota is fine.
You will go days without seeing a negro (unless you chose to).

Good money but I don't know what the hell you'd do out there. Is it a job you could eventually leave and move somewhere else?

Very comfy but not much too do, states like the Dakotas and Minnesota usually have very nice communities. So go to a church or a club and you’ll make Frens real quick. If you’re also into /out/ than you’ll love North Dakota. But if not you’ll hate it.
>t. Someone who used to live in ND

ah man, North Dakota is a boring ass state with nothing to do. You'll definitely feel home sick for sure. That's a lot of fucking money though. I moving here by yourself?

>incest

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>Money
>2nd amendment
That's all I could think of honestly

lol... freiwillig in die USA als Pathologe in nem verkackten Staat

this

okay, name one place that isn't obsessed with money and material things
>inb4 Mormon utah

save up money then go back to germany and retire

Most of the problems with america are only problems for people with no money, although that could be said for most countries.

Do you like ice hockey? Rodeos? Bull riding? Are you the type of person who is curious and willing to make the best of things? The people will be really nice and polite even if they don't really understand you (as a person) at first. They will want to to join in their activities. Churches in the US can be the focal point of social activities for some communities. Dont expect anyone to know anything about German besides "muh heritage".
You can watch the Bundesliga on Fox Sports1
Oh and from what I hear, there is nothing a bone chillingly cold as a plains winter. I'm someone who likes the winter but from what I hear its like the Russian steppe

>all memes beside. what are the positive things about living in america.
money, that's it.

very cheap cost of living, cheap land, friendly and inviting people. Cool cities like in texas florida and the northwest (seattle, portland, austin, san antonio, miami), tons of nature and national parks. Gun culture. ND is tons more white than other places so that might be a plus for you.You could also go to alberta and visit calgary and edmonton if you like

stay out of my country fucking kraut

Do you really want an American flag by your posts on here OP

No joke here, 100% this.

Holy shit, you'll be making serious money for living in North Dakota. My best recommendation is to move there, make as much money as possible, then go back to Germany.

also I forgot mountain biking and cars are other big hobbies here, you could make friends doing that

That's fucking BANK for North Dakota. You'll be able to save a mess of money. ND is chill and relatively free of a lot of typical American problems.

This is honestly the biggest downside. I wish I could have state flags

Since it appears that you are German, I'll assume you are a fan of genocide. We have plenty of that here. In fact, the genocide of the indigenous populace is still ongoing.