/brit/

love are gretums
gretty grettle grets
trust me... she'll be back

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Hello

impossible

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God bless that man

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cor

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don't care didn't ask

*imagine if this were
Hypothetical. Subjunctive mood

I’ve now had a phone and a soundbar stolen by couriers

Fucking fuming

Reminder its lads like that will call you a simp but will do anything, even stab a fellow brit poster in the back for a (you) just like an e-thot

(btw how do we even know these lads post here?)

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At least the chinky flu means we don’t have to hear about the Greta mongaloid every other day

apparently crying from music but not from real life things is a psychopath trait
sick of this everyone's a psychopath nonsense going on now

Yeah?

don't need to, just need 9 tins of stella

Oh no she diden!

nonce

not how you use it dumbass

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Andrew typing this out with tears dripping onto his keyboard

Women peak at 16

I watched american psycho and it was literally me

Gonna give you a tip for life mate: if it's not in your university textbook it's not real

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yeah?

poked a dead fox in the eye with a sharp stick
I'm literally ted bundy

They were in her dms when she posted them here

That's a sign of prodromal schizophrenia lad

The University of Hard Streets (Outer Sydney Branch) did not have a textbook.

>just over 500 yesterday
>around 450 today
Is it actually coming to an end lads, am I actually *attempts to hold back the tears* gonna have to go back to work

*sobs*

for me it's reclaiming Grove Street from the drug dealers

Yeah?

give it up schizo freak

>
>>
delete this now

haven’t seen these images, did you save them?

This whole soph thing has been the major redpill for /brit/ that e-girls are treacherous cunts

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"?

*pause*

Because black people have no rights.

*pause again for laughter*

scared to sit on the toilet. once time in the summer, i woke up n junk was floppy and flappy. flushed the loo and it sucked me dick all the way down, never to return

This is unequivocally correct

nice limbal rings

t. person who knows what limbal rings are

Why do you think we're all one poster?

Reminder that Joe and Andrew weren't the only ones who messaged her, just the ones who had their faces attached to their messages. A whole lot more simps from /brit/ messaged her. Some of them are probably bullying Joe and Andrew right now despite doing the same thing as them

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but the pic doesnt really suggest much, im sure she has loads of simps that dont post here, how do we know they actually post here?

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It's fearmongering designed to facilitate acceptance of authoritarianism.

enjoyed this post thoroughly, you took my concept and turned it into a quality post.

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sitting on the toilet to pee is peak comfy

Hello autistic obsession with someones joke posts

saw a tit today
not as good as this one but still

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>deleted their accounts

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peak bent more like

ok just dont hurt the cat

*mentions fatcam, Craven and freshers 2013*
*waxes lyrical about how he misses the shitty old days*

>60% of all schizophrenic patients are unaware they are ill

hadn’t seen this, how is this evidence they post here?
they could just be regular followers

me and my stalking account haha
too smart for brit by a yardstick

/brit/ really on the drama recently

fuck off back to limsa

I used to have finches but they died

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give it up schizo freak
>avoids post cooldown one time
not going to throw me off that easily
FOY

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Keep listening to your dumbshit leb mates then bloke

me
any /crisp/ man in

FUCK hermes
FUCK DPD
thieving CUNTS

Fat cunts on the ropes

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internet speed is abysmal in lockdown

Do you guys remember the rat utopia experiment?

it's like i'm back on kiwifarms!

Honestly fucking sickened by the lack of forest coverage in the UK and Ireland. Want to be able to have a home with a forest out the back like the yanks do.

projecting, methinks

>Bro i'm so fucking psycho you don't even KNOW bro.
uh huh...

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*upvotes*

nice, rip
we get bullfinches in the garden occasionally

School of hard knocks

*neknominates you*