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Need these gfs back in fashion

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cant get over how weird him on the left looks

finding out what it's like to be
stuck in lugia's stomach aloooone

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nary a pixel orbiter cunt

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those mojito cocktails are pengers

IMG_1142's posture is built like a fucking question mark

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He also had a pic of a model with the hair he wanted to show the barber lmao
little spastic

reckon I should get this removed lads?

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deal with a lot of french people at toil
they are very nice and formal

all me

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Laughed for a solid 10 seconds at this

meow?

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holotype 2000s is how I look like

CORR

Nothing more frightening than knowing how many of these freaks have pet dogs

THE KIDS ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS
BLITZKRIEG BOP
SHOOT EM IN THE BACK NOW

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brits

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For me, it’s the Irish horse trainer
is that 190

SCHWING SCHWING

>fat
>receding hairline
>shit skin
>gets a face tattoo
oh deary me

if you don't want me and the lads from church to send your jaw spinning into hell yeah

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What about knowing that they spend more money on porn than most normal people earn?

1, 2

Slip your sister a length.

I don't know anything else about this movie apart from this photograph scene
Is it any good?

So let me get this right;

Coronavirus isn't as bad as they say it is
But it is being used as an excuse by governments to blame for the overdue recession
It is also being used as a practice run for martial law
The elites are using this as an excuse to hoover up even more wealth and increase the wealth gap
Oil prices are dropped as punishment by the elite

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Imagine having this saved on your phone.
Nice one virgin.

lelling and lolling

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need some sort of script to go through my porn folder and delete duplicate items

Internet tough guy alert
*dodges your punch and pokes you in the eye*

yeah it’s pretty decent, apparently some HD remaster is coming out soon so I would wait for that

>the SINGULAR(((one)1)uno))) bradley poster

uhhhh hello? based department?

*nasally nerd voice*
"So let me get this right;

Coronavirus isn't as bad as they say it is
But it is being used as an excuse by governments to blame for the overdue recession
It is also being used as a practice run for martial law
The elites are using this as an excuse to hoover up even more wealth and increase the wealth gap
Oil prices are dropped as punishment by the elite"

And something about millimetre waves.

they say it dont be like that but it do

This is the dream

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crackling at this

sorry lad I’ll get in sorted asap

Will not be reading that

post animals

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Such software exists.

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genuinely started the bradleyposting gimmick
originally it was accompanied by
>wales

limmy is hilarious,

caterwauling

That image is a load of bollocks now

Mad how it's barely hit south america and africa though

>"I SHAG mate I SHAG"

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do you lads like the fable games, specifically fable 2

very strong saxon phenotype on the left

nah

*walks all the way to the back of the room*
*turns around*
*everyone goes quiet and stares*
*starts running*
*people are gasping*
*breaks intro a sprint*
*someone drops their drink*
*some girls star screaming*
gets his phone out and starts filming*
*running at full speed now, head down and arms straight*
*nobody knows what i'm going to do*
*shouts HIYAAA and does a hop*
*skips*
*jumps and does a somersault over and *
*land on my feet and everyone almost starts clapping but before they can i swivel around and bounce up in the air again and do a backflip over and * still filming shouts "WORLD STAR" and everyone picks me up in the air and wants tot shake my hand and get to know me*

wahey!

joe is a shagger
andrew is a virgin

simple as

>genuinely started the bradleyposting gimmick
genuinely started the
>the SINGULAR bradley poster
gimmick

yeah

meant to be in lockdown but still managed to get two girls phone numbers when i nipped out for some milk. don't know how you can be a virgin in 2020.

hate that stupid cunt on the left
facebook tier meme

This actually how it be

American opinion on humour = automatically disregarded

*queues it up on my YouTube*

in a perfect world...

good fucking lord mate you can get locked up for being this based these days

why haven't you done your farmer's walks today, /brit/? the king of lifts

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protip for the aussies with africa tier internet

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>Mad how it's barely hit south america and africa though
Haha yeah haha almost as if China has a vested interest in Africa with their investments and natural resources haha almost as if China doesn't want to harm its assets with its bioweapon haha

all me

these days if you say you're based you'll be arrested and thrown in jail

t. joe

...

fuck off you mong

cat food is horrible dunno how cats can hack it

>*breaks intro a sprint*
>intro
fucked it, start again

there’s booby physics uno

he probably does tbf he's got that lesser deano look to him, can easily imagine seeing him at the club chatting up some slampig

there isn't going to be a vaccine. it's a total fantasy. a working vaccine will become a selection pressure that allows a mutated strain to take hold before we can vaccinate everyone just like the flu.

people are already dying of everything. heart attack admissions have halved and GP referrals are mostly being turned down unless it's obviously serious. i don't disagree with your point though.

nah
you can tell by their facial features

Giga Thad

American humor is way better than British humor dude you think shit like Mr. Bean is funny?

american comedians are better than anything the uk has ever produced
your comedic legacy is people like russell howard

>WALES

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don't really get this lad's fanatical obsession with these guys' faces
they look like ordinary blokes as far as i'm concerned

They probably didn't zap them with their 5g ray.

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went through a mad Harry Enfield phase some time ago, try “is he a queer” if you want aswell

virgin

British comedy sucks ass. The USA literally had a monopoly on comedy for a reason.

dunno the bloke on the left looks a little weird

it's homealone raging at being called a virgin over the years

No.

I think he's trying to force a gimmick

would shag the dark haired one but only as a joke

He's genuinely ugly as fuck and he's projecting his insecurities on to these blokes
If his own face got doxxed he'd probably hang himself

>British comedy sucks ass. The USA literally had a monopoly on comedy for a reason.

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The only funny American Is the president.

bradleyposters are anglo virgins

How concerned are you though really?

A little weird maybe but not an "ugly bastard" like the other guy described him

Don't cry joe/andrew, it's not your fault you're ugly as fuck kek

Mr. Bean is funny as fuck.
Imagine being such a low brow, mouth breathing amerishart mong you got pleb filtered by slapstick Mister fucking Bean.

I don’t find mr bean funny really, but harry enfield or bo selecta is 30x better than key and peele etc.

unironically look like andrew but more handsome

I'm a Virgo-Norman
Not a drop of Anglo blood in my arteries

IT Crowd.

Doesn't take much to look more handsome than any of them to be honest lol.

dave chappelle, bill burr, bill hicks, rodney dangerfield, george carlin, don rickles
nothing you retards have ever produced or will ever produced will touch our goat tier comedians

Do people actually think Joe and Andrew are ugly? I thought it was funny because they look 15. They just look like regular lads.

what if every house and building had a female paraplegic who was strapped down and was used for sucking dick and you could get a blowjob whenever you wanted

Who you reckon with win between Joe and Andrew in a fight?

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who are you trying to impress fella

this is exactly it
very good post

sue

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Imagine being in your mid 20s and getting entertained by stuff like 'shaggers' vs virgins shit posting
You're all fucking mongs I think I've outgrown this website

Yanks saying their comedy is superior when they produced Amy schumer. Hold me lads I'm weak

*ahem*
*sneezes*

sorry

>dave chappelle, bill burr, bill hicks, rodney dangerfield, george carlin, don rickles
>nothing you retards have ever produced or will ever produced will touch our goat tier comedians

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bet your a minger

>ruining your back for no reason

Hacks and dick joke merchants. Americans just aren't funny.

LADS

where's monica? has anyone seen her?

Listneing to dave

Mental how Richard Moss made two very good films but neither made a single cent so he had to go back to the low world of widecast comedy.

hello virgin

Cope the fuck on kid
Cope the fuck on kid

more like Virgin-Norman amirite

Yeah they look like teenagers and they look like twinks but I wouldn't call them ugly. Normal. Sperging about them says more about you than it does about them really