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Speak of the devil

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fat women stink

A gf? No. A FWB/fuck buddy/one night stand? Hell fucking yes

Anyone else get paranoid that the cute girl that you see in the streets might be a tranny.

look, there's a mountie with a gun OH SH

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the woman on fb died today after both her kidneys shut down she was pregnant with a mixed baby and the comments were blowing up with how dangerous mixed breeding is her body literally thought she was pregnant with a disease and went into overdrive to kill it it ended up killing her instead the baby didnt survive

Who is that? Does she have naked sex videos?

That’s why you give them a sponge bath and wash all the cheese out from between the fat rolls first

many such cases

Nice

Starting Monday next week wearing masks on public transport and inside stores will be mandatory.
Funny thing is that you can't buy masks anywhere.
But as per the rules, a shawl wrapped around your face would also suffice.
My sister is busy sewing reusable and washable masks where you can add some disposable lining inside while I used the evening watching a crime show and making disposable face masks from disposable towels we still had lying around from the old man's knee surgery. They happened to have the perfect size, only needed to fold 5 creases and it's exactly the size of the Taiwanese surgical mask I used as a pattern.
Hemmed it left and right with surgical tape, hole punched two holes on each side and used and old stocking from me mum to make the elastic band for the ears.

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Run out of women to swipe on in my city. What city should I try now?

>her body literally thought she was pregnant with a disease
Sometimes the body has a kind of elegant intuition, stronger than what our feeble minds can rationalize away

rent shouldn't exist

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Thank you guys! You helped a lot!

Nuremberg, Germany
End the trials.

@amber.nova

Mecca

Imagine the oder

yeah and 1 h after she started to smell again. they just stink

yes same exact thing here. i didnt have a mask with me the other night i went to the gas station. i just wrapped a shirt around my face. the old lady cashier got really alarmed lmao. i use a mask now.

Kiev

it was a very sad story overshadowed by the corona and people ignoring it

*seeks your rent*

everyone in that situation would have preferred you just not wear a mask instead of going spaghetti bandit

only pretty men have luck on tinder

Angela Merkel is upset about the currently ongoing debate over lockdown relaxations.
Sorry but we don't want to remain JAILED forever.
Easy talking like that when you live in a mansion and get everything blown up yer arse, old hag.
Wonder when she will go on her next PR-stunt late night shopping in a local supermarket to give people the illusion that she's just like one of us.

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last thread had 46 posters

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i've always worm my hijab

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Trump is my accelerationism option. Make the next 4 years of Trump so insufferable that people will finally realize how terribly incompetent the neolibs tactics against him are, pushing people further left.

We need to liberate the Russian qts.

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I want to stab FK

You have just found your wife.

When do you think she last did something sexual? Whether it be sex, a blowjob, masturbation, etc.

yeah it wasnt my intention. i only what i did when i saw her face.

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bros what's going on with the oil?

But these next 4 years are so important that having him in office again will cause even more irreparable damage than his first term

>A friend of my mom just died of the rona today
>hours later the governor closed the borders of the town due the increase of cases and no one leave or enter the municipality without a good excuse.

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Uh Oh

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now you have to compete with more attractive and less boring men