PRESS S TO SPIT ON GRAVE

PRESS S TO SPIT ON GRAVE
S

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Don't get uppity twink

what happened

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oil is crashing

give free oil

Should I hoard oil barrels? What about Petro.
Ripperino

DON'T DO IT NORGE
IT'S NOT TOO LATE FOR ANOTHER KALMAR UNION

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>go to pairs
>go into tommy hilfiger store
>shop assistant asks where im from
>"Norway"
>"oh where is that?"
What the frick, i though you frenchies at least knew the countries in Europe

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s-save me, big brother

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And since when WIT have anything to do with Norway?

Every time oil dips retards shout that norway is finished.
Isn't the first time, won't be the last. Stay seething.

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Oil prices currently entered the negatives in the US. Someone could buy all the oil and get paid for it.

Damn retards, norwegayans habe enough savings for three generation in full communism mode and it's the texan standard, northern sea oil is brent based

das rite

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$2 a barrel oil

Ah yes, pairs the city of love

press H to hug Norwegians
H

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s-suomi

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WEW
TELL ME WHERE CAN I GET SOME BARRELS DELIVERED TO ME
I'll store them in my back garden for a while don't worry I got patience

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

WE GOT TOO COCKY NORGEBROS
RIP PENSIONS
RIP MY JOB (JK I WAS ALREADY LAID OFF LOOOL)

You realize that's going to be a net loss in 1 day, right?

Getting money to receive some oil is a net loss? These negative prices won't remain negative forever.

you need to transport and store it yourself, no barrels included

This is a disaster of unprecedented magnitude. They went from having enough money to hand every Norwegian $191,000 o having enough money to hand every Norwegian $173,000!

Good luck guarding that shit for a year and a half. The US will nuke your home by June.

>Dad's business is booming because the Saudis and Russians are trying to fuck each other over
Nice

Isnt Russia even more fucked?

cute :)

>The US will nuke your home by June.
You're supposed to convince him that's it's a bad idea

illiterate frog doesn't know Norway's reference barrel is Brent, not wti. It's just another day in Norway, nothing fucking burger

They're the diversified fiscally responsible ones, dummy.

Pfft hahaha yeah right

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it's the texas barrel that went down the shitter, euro oil price didn't go negative

H H H H H H H H H H

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>unclassified transaction
w-what could it be exactly?

whales holocaust

Norway strong,

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she has a penis doesn't she

>2.8% fish
>1.3% fish
>0.47% fish
>0.37% lifting
>7.7% unclassified transactions
H
Yes.

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