PRESS S TO SPIT ON GRAVE
S
PRESS S TO SPIT ON GRAVE
Don't get uppity twink
what happened
oil is crashing
give free oil
Should I hoard oil barrels? What about Petro.
Ripperino
DON'T DO IT NORGE
IT'S NOT TOO LATE FOR ANOTHER KALMAR UNION
>go to pairs
>go into tommy hilfiger store
>shop assistant asks where im from
>"Norway"
>"oh where is that?"
What the frick, i though you frenchies at least knew the countries in Europe
s-save me, big brother
And since when WIT have anything to do with Norway?
Every time oil dips retards shout that norway is finished.
Isn't the first time, won't be the last. Stay seething.
Oil prices currently entered the negatives in the US. Someone could buy all the oil and get paid for it.
Damn retards, norwegayans habe enough savings for three generation in full communism mode and it's the texan standard, northern sea oil is brent based
das rite
$2 a barrel oil
Ah yes, pairs the city of love
press H to hug Norwegians
H
s-suomi
WEW
TELL ME WHERE CAN I GET SOME BARRELS DELIVERED TO ME
I'll store them in my back garden for a while don't worry I got patience
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
WE GOT TOO COCKY NORGEBROS
RIP PENSIONS
RIP MY JOB (JK I WAS ALREADY LAID OFF LOOOL)
You realize that's going to be a net loss in 1 day, right?
Getting money to receive some oil is a net loss? These negative prices won't remain negative forever.
you need to transport and store it yourself, no barrels included
This is a disaster of unprecedented magnitude. They went from having enough money to hand every Norwegian $191,000 o having enough money to hand every Norwegian $173,000!
Good luck guarding that shit for a year and a half. The US will nuke your home by June.
>Dad's business is booming because the Saudis and Russians are trying to fuck each other over
Nice
Isnt Russia even more fucked?
cute :)
>The US will nuke your home by June.
You're supposed to convince him that's it's a bad idea
illiterate frog doesn't know Norway's reference barrel is Brent, not wti. It's just another day in Norway, nothing fucking burger
They're the diversified fiscally responsible ones, dummy.
Pfft hahaha yeah right
it's the texas barrel that went down the shitter, euro oil price didn't go negative
H H H H H H H H H H
>unclassified transaction
w-what could it be exactly?
whales holocaust
Norway strong,
she has a penis doesn't she
>2.8% fish
>1.3% fish
>0.47% fish
>0.37% lifting
>7.7% unclassified transactions
H
Yes.