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I wonder if countries will change their stance because of this? We can’t be locked down after this shit.

feels good to finally be worth more than a barrel of oil

You can't tell the voters that we're going to cull somewhere between 200-300k boomers, no matter how based the concept sounds.

>be 8 years old
>family get illegal sky uk box
>wait till everyone is asleep and stay awake for the 30 minute freeviews on television x
good days

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American producers are fucked for sure

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whats this about bent crude and WTI (willy transmitted infection )

can we stop talking about fucking oil cheers

>In the early hours of 13 February 2016, all four band members of Viola Beach together with manager Craig Tarry died in a road accident on a lift bridge along the E4 motorway at Södertälje, southwest of Stockholm, Sweden. At around 2:00 am, witnesses saw the band's car, a Nissan Qashqai, clipping a stationary vehicle, driving through closed barriers and falling through a gap in the bridge, whose middle section was being lifted to let an oil tanker pass underneath. The band had played the previous day at the Where's the Music? festival in Norrköping, and they were returning to the hotel at Arlanda Airport.

>The Swedish Police opened an inquiry. Among their initial findings was that the driver, whose identity was not disclosed, had no traces of alcohol nor drugs in his blood. It was also found that the car had braked before reaching the bridge, which, as the Police stated, ruled out the possibility that the driver had fallen asleep. However, the accident ultimately remained "completely inexplicable".

>In the United Kingdom, inquests into the deaths were opened and adjourned on 3 March at Warrington Coroner's Court by Cheshire coroner Nicholas Rheinberg, who also released the bodies of the five men so their families could make funeral arrangements. In December 2016, the coroner recorded a verdict of "road traffic collision". The official cause of death of Tomas Lowe was drowning, while the other four victims died of head injuries.

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the lad that posted it still hasn't seen a girl without trousers on.

still don't know whats going on with this oil business

TUMBLING DOWN

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Fucking oil just went negative for the first time in human history. Nations of the work ought to be panicked now. The boomers are nothing to them now.

nothing personnel, humans

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brit being invaded by biz and pol cucks

Deano feels stupid when we talk about things he doesn't understand

getting BIG in to findom since that yank posted yesterday

made my first tribute to my goddess, nothing quite like the thrill, made a second one earlier, can't make rent this month but that's just part of being a paypig

what'rr the latest stories in Corrie?

doing a read

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Twitter started freaking out about oil this afternoon and naturally now /brit/ is doing it hours later

Based pay piggy

ar' janice got a black boyfriend and ar' fred became ar' brenda

that'll do pig

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True honorary Brit

anyway, for the record, just letting you all know that oil prices will be above $20 after tomorrow. not telling you why theres no point

none of you tinfoil fucking virgin weirdos have a clue how anything even vaguely related to real world/finance/economy/markets work however I do, so shut up and fuck off

wonder what he wanked off to

that's a bit yeah

i drink every day but smaller amounts
definitely has gone up since quarantine tho

projection

Saudi Arabia is trying to collapse oil prices to cripple Russia's business in Europe. They don't mind burning money in the short term.

That's why Trump is trying to get the economy going again. Oil producers here can't withstand such low demand much longer

theres a rly funny bloke called geoff who's been abusing this little meerkat woman and she stabbed him last week
other stories include a indian gal getting her nudes sent around the school

this is gods punishment for legalising marijuana

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*nasally virginous voice*
I shall be saving this post for later reference hee hee hee

Can't wait for the price at the pump to drop by 2p in 3 weeks time...

>Financial crisis caused 500,000 extra cancer deaths, according to Lancet study

how many have died from 'rona again?

>none of you tinfoil fucking virgin weirdos have a clue how anything even vaguely related to real world/finance/economy/markets work
Veritas!

gonna get animal crossing new leaf lads

demand for oil and its byproducts (petrol, avtur etc.) have fallen because lockdown has shut down a lot of economic activities in the US
because the yanks already have shitloads of oil in surplus it's not worth buying oil, so oil becomes literally worth less than it costs to produce
once everything resumes oil will go back to normal, not a big deal, the damage done will depend on how long it takes for lockdown measures to end

Ok so how do I make money now then

intrigued to know when that post is going to be relevant again

US producers were going bankrupt last year anyway. Maybe shale oil will stay in the ground forever now

do I have permission to make money from the recovery or are only rich people allowed to do that

Troops on the ground in Jeddah by June

Capitalism is in a crisis that makes the Great Depression look like a minor recession. And it's quite clear that the genocidal NATO-Nazis who rule the USA, GB and so on intend to pin the blame on China.

markets in the US have stopped trading so no