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>I support mandatory classless society, Class struggle, Collectivism, Communist society, Direct action, Free love, Freethought, Gift economy, Individualism, Individual reclamation, Mutual aid, Proletarian internationalism, Propaganda of the deed, Property is theft!, Self-ownership, Spontaneous order, Social justice, and Syndicalism.

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Too late.
I saw. Now I own you.

gee em

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i will drink a bit of wine and more beer

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when will you take your clothes off?

It's only 15:30.

When I take a shower.

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last thread had 66 posters

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I'm already naked, user.
Good morning, and cute.

I'm wearing comfy jammies

mars has about the same day period of 24h as earth
ahhhh
wait, wait, wait. nvm im never go to shop again
are you kidding me
in super hight

youtu.be/eIDySR4SFZI

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I want to be President even tho I am Catholic.

Sounds about right.
Unofficial /cum/ census
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online class right now, it is very boring

Urkel I used to be a Communist
I'm not sorry

How do I slide into the DMs of a girl who I've never met?

That's what JFK wanted, and look what the CIA/FBI did to him.

>wake up at 3am
>spend two hours in bed unable to get to sleep
>wake up and make breakfast/drink coffee
>kill some time playing games
>7:30 am
>suddenly sleepy out of nowhere
Why does this happen? If I nap now, I'm not gonna be able to fall asleep easily tonight.

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sent her cat pics

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is it where you can see other ppl?

I want to smoke weed and then eat a massive southern breakfast

Uhhhhh, you doing okay?

No I can only see the professor, we are using blackboard, which is good because I'd be pissed if I had to use that Chinese spyware Zoom.

He's probably referencing another television series

Because the human body is dumb and terribly made.

It's 420 dude, just puff some trees and mellow out

send your eggs to India

sounds /cum/fee

Oh, gotcha.

>tfw depressed as shit but still have schoolwork to do

Noooo, we need those eggs to make the vaccine.

I want a gf who has boobs

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I wish my parents didn't fall for the Jewish propaganda and left me uncircumcised

What's the plan?

why are you depressed?

same here bro

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movies/shitposting/music

Play video games all day, then jerk off, then sleep. If you have weed, smoke it at some point.

I think it's a combination of the quarantine, my brain's general tendency, and the fact that there's still schoolwork but not the things that come with school that make life bearable.

You ever wish you could just dive into the air and glide off into the distance?

this bitch is fat

I'm the only one of my brothers that was circumcised. What's ironic is they have middle-eastern based names and I don't.

lots of board games

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do they have to be attached?

I'm a sober creature, but I hope the stoners have fun today.

I'd fuck her in a heartbeat

yes

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LSD turns violent individuals into nonviolent

It's also Hitler's birthday.
I wonder if this weirdos in Yas Forums are celebrating.

Was thinking about going back to school and doing an ma.

Doing an ma feels like a failure to me though. It's like I'm giving up on myself and becoming a careerist.

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i'd fuck her ifbher heart stopped beating

I dunno. I took 5 tabs once, got drunk, passed out, and woke up covered in blood and with the house in an absolute wreck.

you are a whalephile

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made a thread

didn't you drop out of community college

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Urkel?

>whoa dude, it's like when i'm tripping im all cool and stuff!! better keep tripping so im dont punch people in the face!
a man has nothing but his career. maybe if you make serious money you can bang women in your home country.
any idea of why you smashed shit, what the rationale is?

RIP breadcat :(

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Nope. I'm super nonviolent.
I have zero recollection of that night.

No I have a ba

>a man has nothing but his career
That's fine but I want to be self employed

post physique you cringy loser

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youtu.be/JByDbPn6A1o

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shit game
youtu.be/EvcMtxeRZQ8

be a drug dealer

I saw some weenies on twitter talking about how they are planning on smoking marijuana to insult hitler

Hitler was right though smoking is a dirty habit
Find a different way to take drugs
People who smoke are just generally dirty people. It's not possible to smoke and be clean.

the brit poster is the best non /cum/ flag poster

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