/brit/

>yanks in charge of knowing how bellcurves work

/brit/ looks like a bear, cutest in the pic

200 words? is it a tweet or an essay

forgot to take my proxy off when replying to myself once

any of you lads ever seen someone die? ive seen someone who got knocked off a motorbike take their last breath and someone jump off a multi story car park

its actually pretty grim

heard she's marrying a jonas brother now

Antarctica be kidding me

fucks sake totally forgot i have a 500 word essay due at the end of july

so fucked

make sure you spend money lads

support your local bars and restaurants

Kill yourself

yeah loads on liveleak and rekt threads and that

neal.fun/life-checklist/

36/66 here

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to be fair we do talk about poo a lot

and by talk about i just mean post the word and nothing more

Saw a dog have its ear ripped off in the pub once

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ill be watching you die in a minute if youre not lucky

Killed some people in the desert once

but anone!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 500 words is not much words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Better than jumping off an anthology garage.

Didn't see him actually die, but called an ambulance for a biker after a car vs bike collision that left his torso under the car. He was still breathing, but saw later that day that he'd died in hospital

>I SHAG

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Here's what's gonna happen lads

>Schools and childcare reopen
>Infections climb rapidly because kids are retards
>Goes back and forth a bit between lockdown and reduced restrictions
>After a while a non-insignificant amount of people have been infected
>Compromise on lockdown and opening
>People with immunity certificates (test positive for antibodies) allowed to meet and go out to the pubs and restaurants
>Allows places to reopen without a risk of huge infection spike
>Works ok for a bit but then people start trying to get infected intentionally, Yas Forums spins crazy theories about how to get a weak version
>Prompts a public crisis and debate. Intentionally becoming infected ruled a crime but almost impossible to enforce.
>Society bifurcates into the immune and the not immune (for instance becomes another thing listed on tinder, social groups fragment around it, only those with certs can travel)

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mad how you thought that was funny in your head

Not gonna do that ill feel bad about myself

Talking with the lads on /brit/

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me on the left

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Mad thing is even I thought it was a stretch when I posted it.

43 here

there was a foodcourt on the top floor of pavilions in brum, remember seeing someone get wheeled out the toilets there in a bodybag. seen a few open caskets.

im not bothered enough to read this honestly

500 words? is it a tweet or an essay

/are joe/

Where's your jaw and chin gone mate!

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>1000 word essay due tomorrow
>haven't even started it yet
Be straight with me, how fucked am I?

who /teamjoe/ here?

Starting to feel like why the fuck am I toiling from home if I can't go out and enjoy the benefits of a working life desu.

Left looks like harry styles if someone drop-kicked his mother while she was pregnant

they are merely pretending

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

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saw someone drown once. and also was there when my grandmother died at the hospital

Looks kinda like that youtuber leafy

ancient gimmique

strawpoll.me/19821752
strawpoll.me/19821752
strawpoll.me/19821752
IMPORTANT POLL

eating a steamy log out of emma watson's butt u jelly ?

I am a virgin so theyre right lol

...

"no"

When you hear about the rollout of immunity certificates, just know that the progression of events was already foretold.

"doing a big wank"

Noooooooo

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Very similar ideas rattling arund in my head. Might ask to be furloughed.

post it in threads on Yas Forums and youll get some autistic freaks on the line

that was a few years before i had braces. must have been 12-13 in that

kek

will do la x

The internet is too much stimuli

Alrii wheres my free college then?

NONONONONONONONONONONNOO WE NEED A THIRD ENGLISH CIVIL WAR RIGHT NOW TO UNSEAT THIS TYRANNICAL GOVT (in mine

>30p less than the daily mirror
corr

found an injured bird once. tied a fishing weight to it and dropped it into a pond.

Nobody is becoming immune you just get it again and again until you die or become infertile. It's a rogue Chinese bioweapon.

ye