One chance at country

>one chance at country
>landlocked
is there anything more cucked? how are landlocked countries even allowed to exist?

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:^)

They exist so that coast chads can dab on your sorry landlocked ass

You can always use my coasts, bro

While you're at it, use your coasts to disembark all the immigrants your NGOs bring over to Italy.

Triest will be Austrian soon enough

But you still have seaports.

>B...but... muh beaches!

Lakes and rivers are fine.

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they will be drowning when the sea gods wash away their cucksheds on the shore, landlocked countries are chads, the proud and the few

We are not responsible for our NGOs, that's why they are called NGO ;^)

>is there anything more cucked?
Being a landlocked state in a country with two coasts on two different oceans is more pathetic, these virgins will NEVER appreciate ocean fishing

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Lmao cucks

Get in line.

shut up 1stoid
I don't see how India, Indonesia, Philippines and Haiti benefit greatly from not being landlocked. still poor shitholes.

unfortunate

Shut up, you have enough coastline on the Bodensee.

>Austria wants some LebenKüste
OH NO

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>>landlocked
>is there anything more cucked?
Wouldn't know, mate. There's more coastline here than I know what to do with.

come home, slavic man

At least you're not living in Serbia.

*dabs on suicidal cucks*

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WAKE ME UP

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we need to form a landlocked union and fight the waterjews

just unlock yourself

Do other yuro countries make fun of the landlocked ones? Here we make fun of mostly Bolivia since they always seethe about it

We don't even acknowledge their existence, especially since Schengen

literally pay a 1 euro train trip towards 3 out of 4 directions of your choice and go see the beach

Sweden is also landlocked, you can’t bath in your sea, you list go in Italy of in France to bath in seas

Fact: If you’re not an island then you’re not truly free. You will always share your land with someone else.

Borders are constructs of compromise. A nation will never truly own its land if there are others living within reach of it.

Borders exist for people to make war over it

L

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That's the most retarded thing I've heard in a long time

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