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cooooooorrrrrrr

you just KNOW

Gotta show off my new shirt for the lads!

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breakfast is served

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got a spotty arse
:-(
dont know how to fix it

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imagine sending 5 cop cars to arrest a couple of lads just blemming a doobskin. in a very 420-friendly city. police state confirmed

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get itttttt

Got nudes of a paki girl I knew with a cracking pair of chebs on her... could share them but won't

>hairy arsehole, her clit was massive and her cum oozed out like cottage cheese

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well the ones over here dont sleep around that much in comparison to every other girl even then 2nd generation ones
but they still love white guys

Is 7 matches in your first week of tinder good, bad or average? ( asking for a friend )

sunlight cures all :)

>Got nudes of a paki girl I knew with a cracking pair of chebs on her... could share them but won't

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Happy 420 and Hitlers birthday lads

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hate how tshirts are now loose and wide at the hem these days. looks really crap imo.

depends where you live desu
if you live in the sticks then yes
if you live in central london then no

give your arse a good wash with soap

I live in Leeds

always feel sick in the mornings

>I live in Leeds

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>blemming a doobskin

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ugly bastard hahah

must be the shrimp

second trimester? x

Hope a couple cops get shot for this and they reevaluate their place in society

voca.ro/9cqyaNbzHJZ

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for a non-chad?
sure its alright

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having a chicken parmy (NOT a typo)

fantastic post
*upvotes*

still cant get over ol 'drew and Joe

Does the father know?

Based popo

Yeah the snapchat girl has great chebs too but...

recently learnt blem/blemming from /brit/ and learnt doobskin from the big lez show. love anglo slang me x

Lockdown Business Ideas?

is it wrong to want to stick your willy in greta lads

could have taken you 2 years for all we know.

Greggs über alles

Why haven't you Brits won a world cup since 1966?

Onlyfans

But?

quickly scanned through the thread and felt a mild irritation from every single yank post, is this normal?

LADS remember to THANK your heroes today! :) xx

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But football was supposed to be coming home

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So when is Boris coming back to work?

simple as

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new cologne just arrived lads

what do you wear?

We ought'll pay our Deliveroo drivers like we pay our OnlyFans idols.

I was about to say that mine rarely goes above 24 new matches because girls unmatch me before i match back but then i realized that you get that prompt where it allows you to see 1 of 4 random people who like you and that they probably swiped no on me on that and now im a bit hurt

we just pick the alleged best players from our footie leagues and shove them together and expect them to work well in a team.
plus all the players are more loyal to their clubs because they're rootless millionaire cosmopolitans ethnic minorities so dont put in as much effort for international football.

not sure who's behind this but norf fc would never say 'libtards' and probably doesn't have a view on free markets.

bent cunt

Never played.

thats from the last two weeks
I redownloaded it during the quarantine
tbf im only keen on one out of the 10 i messaged only 3 hit me back up, 4 messaged me first after acouple days

legendary tweet

>govt tries to save the economy by giving people 80% wages to reinvest back into products and services
>every Male is spending it on onlyfans whores

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Clothes, mostly

aventus, what ahve you got danelad

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first result on google so probably r/Yas Forums or twitter

Rooney your fat

norf has been appropriated by americans
they make memes without realising the intricacies behind it

gucci guilty

will noncehunters have a slew of nonces backed up to catch when this is all over?

stellar post

Powerful

Could easily manufacture a vaccine for Covid-19 if I set my mind to it but I simply can't be arsed

haha football man say thing

>can't do drugs if i want to keep my job
>can't do drugs i i want to keep my centrelink
well then what am i supposed to do? getting mixed messages here

Want to sniff Emma Watson’s anus.

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stealing copper piping/lead from roofs

Honestly this crisis has really opened up the public discourse around the importants of Mental Health. The government focused totally on physical health, and now look at where we are.

>drugs
degenerate CUNT

This is the official /brit/ porn

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5aefcfdb00492

Tom Ford Oud Wood
Tom Ford Leather Ombre
Hermes Terre D'Hermes
Gucci Memoir d'une Oduer
Prada L'Homme

Sells drugs is the only answer

Quit your job lad.

Shan’t

ashamed to say i've wanked to this

post baz and i'll vocaroo it
have a stubby tongue so my accent is even more fucked

freak

like this quite a bit

> “We didn’t want to go down this route in the first place – public and media pressure pushed the lockdown, we went with the science. - Cabinet Minister

The only reason that you're locked down right now is because retarded Karens kicked up a fuss on social media.

>Hermes Terre D'Hermes
based

Even if this all ends in May, I predict where going to have a mentally ill population as a result of this.

Ebony Cheballaro

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Buisness idea scam people buying drugs online

what? i was constantly assured my entire youth that drugs were cool and if you don't do drugs then you're not cool

If you're telling me that you're not turned on by a bratty girl snapping her fingers at you and telling you to send her money then you're either lying or bent

used to have pigfuck's gf on instagram and chat to her, was one of the most beautiful women i've ever seen i think frankly.

Versace man

Do you like the Hermes

What are they going to do call the cops

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Based Karens

you dropped your hat mate

Remember that game, what a beauty by timmy cahill

didn't say

>those comments
I kek'd ngl lad

Yes very nice very good. The missus calls it the blowjob scent because it makes her want to give me a blowjob

true of all things though
middle aged, cunty mainly women are the bane of this country. they are entitled and arrogant. should never have given them the vote or any rights at all tbqh

>fragrances
DEEAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

i should be in california now but some chink had to want some pangolin fritters reeeeeee

And now the media is pressuring the gov to lift the lockdown ASAP. Funny how that works.

Hate when americans dont assimilate in /brit/ but also hate when americans try too hard and pretend their british

So I read that China is so desperate for PR that they have allegedly sent several containers filled with PPE and Antibody tests. A gesture, they say, of good will. You want to know what I think? Well you're reading my post so I will assume you do. I think it's high time we let the chinks know what we really think of them. I think it's payback time for a little handover ceremony they threw for us a few decades years ago. I say we go down to the docks tonight and dump that crap where everything from the Ulcered Sphinctre of China belongs. Who's with me? I mean, what else can you say? Here was a country that had everything, absolutely everything, and now, 1 year later, is what? The world's biggest leper colony. Why? Godlessness. Let me say that again: Godlessness. It wasn't the war they started. It wasn't the plague they created. It was judgement. No-one escapes their past. No-one escapes judgement. You think he's not up there? You think he's not watching over this country? How else can you explain it? He tested us and we came through. We did what we had to do. London. Birmingham. I was there. I saw it all. Immigrants, Muslims, homosexuals, terrorists, disease-ridden degenerates. They had to go! Strength through unity, unity through faith! I'm a God-fearing Englishman and I am goddamn proud of it!

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Cackling

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issey miyake. the only one that gets me compliments home and abroad. I've spent good money on tom ford and that got me nothing

got a theory that dyslexic people are just low IQ.

if youre telling me that youre not turned on by a curry girl snapping her fingers at you and telling her to paint her curry womb white then youre either lying or bent

>based
>based
>based
>cringe
>cringe

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