/brit/

most around here say mongoloid instead actually

enjoy your receding gums and eventual no-teeth.

Nobody here says mong it’s always idiot or retard or dumbass

Water in my ear, losing my earsight

Jesus fuck.

it doesn't sound natural for aussies to say it
definitely isn't an aussie word at all, I only use it because it's funny and posted on /brit/ constantly

I found out mongoloid means asian, howd it come to be people using it synonymously with retard?

is google broken?

Hard disagree

Ask Devo.

never met anyone who's used it here
that being said I'm willing to accept other anecdotes

Just pissed on the floor when i was stretching at the toilet. I assume it will dry up

Just making conversation

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Today's shopping list
Doubtful that I'll hit all these, especially as I'm going so early they won't have delivered to the co op yet

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god I love curry girls
they literally lust for white cock more than asian girls

dont mind him lad hes just a bitter virgin looking for a confrontation

bought some weed to enjoy during lockdown. put it in a sealed tuppaware box and then into a plastic bag but my room still smells like weed.
how do i stop this?

Oi you got the bench loicense? haha

Whats that got to do with british culture lol

Been saying mong since i was in primary, at this point its part of my identity

I need vine leaves.

>'''volunteer''' to take 20% reduced hours contract so already on 80% of my usual already low (£20.5k) wage
>toil now want me to go on furlough
If they are now wanting me to take 80% of my current reduced contract I'm actually just going to walk out I think. Fuck toilberg

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golfballs???

No meat?
Didn't you get any shower gel for Christmas.

touched my eye with menthol last to last night and it felt like divine light bursting out of my eye

hate yanks

hair is getting dangerously long
i'm starting to look like new raver

because curry girls are quintessentially british

Go back to bed

gona grow mine out

The Lidl imitation of haribo are better than actual haribo

watching that obesity post-mortem video. amusing seeing that bloke talk about the impact of obesity on this corpse when he's a massively fat cunt himself. not a hint of irony. mental how fatties delude themselves like that

listening to nigger music again
might start shucking and jiving if I'm not careful

Praying to be put on furlough me

Mummy cut my hair

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How long do you think body wash lasts?

I'll do it happily as long as I don't have any further wage reduction

angiotensin converting enzyme 2

Might shave my head

Sister cut my hair 1 week into quarantine

poles out
pakis in
simple as

Unlucky

less of the racist remarks please

apparently at least a year in mini china mental i know

theyre probably calling you a mong haha

I don't see why they'd try reduce your wage more given it's gonna be the government paying it

I bet Emma Watson gets diarrhea when she menstruates.

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found a podcast called muttivation2.0

Bit of an odd one really, people used to think that people with downs syndrome looked like mongols. Don't think mongols or the disabled are happy with the word

dude I slept so bad last night, must have been the shrimp at the restaurant

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Only80% of your wage

You just wake up?

i love hitler

Do you have commercials for the armed forces in the UK?

Don't think anyone who isn't an Asian or a tard cares.

first time?

If you read the book I told you to, or at least an extract from it you would understand how it works
youtube.com/watch?v=KGfdR7TSJo4

I got acid in my eye at work and it's still irritated

Yus

>people used to think that people with downs syndrome looked like mongols

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What do people without friends get up to?

yeah

have yet to see a decent argument against opening everything back up and just letting the chinky flu spread other than 'NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN BOOMERINOS'

best time to try it, go for it

IF YOU CAN LICK A STAMP

Nice suit

Yeah but presumably your contract says your normal wage

he said after staring at his screen all day

to most people that is a decent argument.

me on the right

Alright mate

left: rorke
right: leftypol

overwhelming hospitals with sick people will decrease services that can go to other sick people. that will cause people with more serious problems to potentially die.

I'm at work you goon, I'd be looking at a screen regardless at this time
>Better neck this coffee before bed, and do more damage to my sleep! In for a penny in for a pound eh

plot twist the man to the right is the man's to the left boss

>Brown shoes with a suit

Horrendous

Daily use, idk 3months, size of bottles vary.
How long it lasts before it goes bad, years.
Got six bottles for Christmas, size range from 250-500ml
Some times I use, soap, shampoo or shower gel.
Got 2x 700ml shampoo and conditioners
An old Royal Jelly gel, very lathery
Another Christmas box I haven't opened, bc it is my wife's

Not clicking on your link or reading a book about coffee, props to you for fighting the coffee menace however

Maybe because in the real world boomers are people and not just a meme

If we fused 10 light beams we'd get light that travels at 3 million km /sec
Problems universe?

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Ah yes, let’s purposely nuke the economy to a state worse than the Great Depression giving young people even LESS hope, oh and they can enjoy paying back the loans we took just to stay afloat for the next 30 years hmmm yes

NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY ECONOMY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'D RATHER BE DEAD THAN HAVE TO PAY MORE TAXES IN MY 50s PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT