Could've been born as a Swede, a Finn or a Britt

>could've been born as a Swede, a Finn or a Britt
>born as a shithuanian from e*stern "europe" instead
why does god hate me so much?

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>couldve been born full portuguese
>born as an american euromutt who looks italian
why does god hate me so much?

at least you're western

yes but everyone thinks i am italian which is really fucking annoying because i'm only like 1/16 italian
when I was at the gym one time some guy came up to me and started speaking italian. It was surreal and I had to tell him I didn't understand anything he was saying

dude its not that bad, i'm of irish/scot/wales descent and have a swarthy look for some reason. i hate being asked if i'm part middle eastern. it sucks

Hey, you could've been born a R*ssian

Shut your whore mouth churka

That would be the Irish genetics

Kek, like clockwork.

>could've been born a latino, a brit or and*lucian
>born as a galician labrego instead

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shit americans say #65: "i do X, must be because im portuguese XD t. 1/64th portugueseheritage"

>Finn
nigga it's not that great

I never get middle eastern but i've gotten hispanic before which really pisses me off, just because I have dark hair and can tan doesnt mean i'm a mexican. americans are so fucking stupid when it comes to appearance and think if you aren't blonde you aren't of european descent

Shit I'm swarthy too but no one ever asked me if I was foreign. One time an Arab dude asked me if I was Russian or Eastern European which I am

>could've been born a weak cucked westoid
>could've been born as dumb barbaric bydloid
>avoided both
Not gonna lie, lads, I like where I was born

I am 1/4 portuguese and it is the nationality i am most proud of

>could've been born
>I was

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why would you be proud of a country you have 0 relation to
you dont even speak portuguese do you
and knowing like 10 words doesnt mean you speak the language
just be an american and stop bothering people with your heritage as if anything else in your life is affected besides your family tree

it's fun to larp, it is an american thing you guys will never understand because you are all for the most part homogeneous.
my mom is from the white part of brazil and tried teaching me portuguese but I forgot most of it and just learned spanish in school because it was required

what's wrong with eastern europe it looks ok to me

You had 1/7 chances of being born an indian. All in all, it could've been worse.

>looks ok to me
You gotta look at the really average parts of EE to grasp why someone would dislike it

Most of EE is fine but the problem is it borders Western Europe so everybody makes the comparison and it makes EE look really bad.

i guess its like playing dungeons or dragons for you guys
>well, im 1/8th portuguese, my ancestors fought the moors and the castillians!
>And I'm 3/27th nordic, my ancestors were probably vikings sacking europe!
extremelly cringe and childish regardless

try being Indian for a change or better yet an african

better than e*stern "europe"

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no difference
>e*stern "europeans"
>not b*rbaric
delusional

you are richer and developed than most countries of the world so stop complaining

>tfw swede

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he's punishing you for egregious sins of a previous life, you and every other thirdie deserve everything bad that happens to them

I'm not eastern euro
>most of the world
Most of the world is far away while Germany is only a few hours for EEans

i feel bad now sry lithuaniabro i didnt mean it

Are you an asian female?

Yes you are. Central Europe doesn't exist
what could i possibly have done to deserve this?

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>central europe doesn't exist
It existed for literally hundreds of years and it's coming back after the anomaly that was communism