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No porn cheers

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a yank below me signals war

Off on one

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post slags
post bums
post pornographic content

all things considered, was the internet a mistake?

>Brits can go to jail for calling someone a wog
Mental how cucked that is

What's a good cellphone to buy?

I LOVE AMERICA

>HP Lovecraft.
the biggest incel sperg to ever (barely) walk the earth

I was gonna post the picture of sam hyde holding a gun saying kill pornographers but I can't find it in my Yas Forums or e-celeb folders so I won't post it.

americans think these people look cool
lmao look at these virgins

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why is he leaning backwards

ironically? yes
unironically? no

ZTE Blade, very cheap and has a built-in radio

why is a raven like a writing desk

He was a Yas Forumstard before Yas Forums existed

Meanwhile

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clogwog here
xoxo

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you wouldn't understand because you're a sissy brit

why do americans come here every night and just talk about mutt things like guns and black people

literally every night lads it's the same old shit

they don't even have banter

>he doesn't even have free speech

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god theyre fucking cringe

Good lad

Unpopular opinion: She has an ugly face.

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???

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something off about her
not especially attracted to her, maybe it's her posture

change places!

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>brits can go to jail for posting "hate speech" online
M E N T A L
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HOW FUCKING KEKED CAN YOU BE

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german blood it's why they all sound the same beep boop robots

Shin splints are fucking killing me. Would easily be running huge distances each week if it wasn't for them.

And yet he's accomplished far more than you and will likely be remembered for centuries for his stories. What have you achieved?

Yeah Brits only understand pakis

Reckon Doctors should take into account the ownership of a Husky when they dianose peoples mental state. Like if you murdered someone the Doctor could get up in court and say "your Honour, the perpetrator of the heinous crime owns a husky, and therefore cannot be considered mentally fit to stand trial!" and the Judge would be forced to put them in a padded cell. Take a look at everyone you know who owns a husky. Freaks the lot of them

Just look like a bunch of oddball larpers mate sorry to say

agreed
porn ruins your mind and willy
anime also ruins your mind and makes you into a manchild so stop expressing yourself through pictures of little cartoon girls and act like a man

>judging someone on their sexual history
Hmmm
Also how would they ever know?

ALL women are prostitutes

>I mean yeah but
LOL

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hello mohammad

>virgins
Yeah, nah

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laws aren't enforced in the uk unless you're being a dickhead

is she wearing a hijab

Whatever digits i get is the amountf days i wont wank

>antipodeans DESPERATE for British approval
cringe

>women won't date virgins
>women won't date lads who've used a prossy
how am i meant to cope?

how would they even know
not like a bloke that’s gone to see prossies is gonna tell his proto-gfs that

this cunt cries herself to sleep every night wishing her dad gave a fuck about her

and you look like a bogan
suck my dick

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*posts that webm of the 8bit guy in subway with a massive fuck off assault rifle on his back*

absolute state of americans

Cope

septics reaching dangerous levels

How do I cope with having to be in the same building as toil oneitis? Constantly paranoid I'm going to bump into her and sperg out or some shit.

>this cunt cries herself to sleep every night wishing her dad gave a fuck about her

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hes only have husky aha

Czechs have the same gun rights as Americans but don't have the same gun crime.

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Meechan received press coverage when he posted a satirical video of a dog he had taught to raise its paw in the manner of a Nazi salute, and to react when asked "Do you wanna gas the Jews?"[6][7][8][9] Meechan was arrested and convicted following a trial of being "grossly offensive" under the Communications Act 2003 in March 2018. The arrest generated controversy and discussions about free speech.[10][11] In April 2018, Meechan was fined £800.[12][13] Meechan stated he would not pay the fine,[14] and instead donated £800 to the Glasgow Children's Hospital Charity.[15] In March 2019, the money was seized from his bank account by an arrestment order.[16]

HAHAHAHHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH

NICE FREEDOM YOU GOT THERE

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

proxy off you sad yank cunt

literally no difference between any yank poster whenever people say emmayank or catyank i have no clue what they're on about they all sound exactly the same

>French protestors
>Fuck shit up, burn things down, goes on for ages
>Yank protestors
>Walk around with a gun "I-I-I-'ll shoot if I need to! d-don't push me!"
>Never shoots, will never shoot

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JFs don't belong here but especially not Aussies or kiwis because they mistakenly believe they're wanted here

gun violence is cringe
blade violence is cringe
unarmed violence is based

>British protestors
>"SHARIA LAW FOR BRITAIN!"
L O L
O
L

You luve us dont lie

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>Ahh it's the eternal yank Boogeyman
looks like they did a number on you mate

hahahaha are you the virg who's going to take time off to watch the US presidential election?
i bet you are

I can differentiate them because they're all a different kind of cancer
Malaponte is Yas Forums cancer
Emmayank is incel cancer
Jewyank is leftypol cancer
and so on

Only did it twice but really regret having used prossies
Don’t feel innocent anymore
Unless you’re genuinely hideous and it’s clear you’ll never have a normal loving relationship I’d say don’t use one

>the one with him in the shop slouching like a turtle trying to stand on two legs

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NOOOOOO FOR FUCKS SAKE NOW HE'S GOING TO THINK WE SOUND LIKE THIS FEEBLE SPERGY LITTLE RUNTLORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT NOOOOOOOOO
is that ACTUALLY your real voice what the FUCK is wrong with you literal child

>per-marital sex
that's a yikes from me, dawg

I'm sorry mate but it's just a fact. like the way you know someone with a pitbull has a kind of simple brutal stupidity inside them. Husky owners are unhinged

rate

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america is basically england's dad

one trick I learned to avoid awkward social situations is I stare at peoples throats

just below the chin, not even for a second moving away, they notice quite quickly and they are the one that becomes flustered and starts being awkward making you the chad.

if your ever talking with the toilfu just do it and she'll love it

God Bless America.

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>HIGHEST PRISON POPULATION IN THE WORLD
>HIGHEST INCARCERATION RATE IN THE WORLD
>AMERICAN CITIZENS CAN BE HELD INDEFINITELY WITHOUT TRIAL UNDER THE NDAA
>20 YEARS IN PRISON FOR WEED POSSESSION

LAND OF THE FREE LMAO

what the fuck is sub-vocalisation and how do I get past it?

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>premarital sex
or as we call it in reality: sex

oh dear oh dear

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lol sure mate sure

>Czechs have the same gun rights as Americans
I somehow doubt this

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>manchild weeb cunt thinks he can act tough while expressing himself as a cartoon girl
if I exhale a bit hard you'll blow over you cunt
if you're serious about that porn stuff then see the whole picture and man the fuck up

contemplating a wank

USA #1

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It was intended to be this free dimension for LSD spirits to dwell in.
Instead it's the greatest anthropological disaster since Sodom&Gommorah.

what's wrong with him?

That I don’t mate sorry to say
No need to act like a weirdo

idk but a good first step is stop being a weeaboo manchild.

no, we're just in a transitional stage

I’m just trying to get her to come to terms with what she is lol

Maybe she’ll actually go out and start walking the streets

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don't try and bullshit me and pretend every American state gives its citizens the right to own a bazooka. Czechs can own guns and carry them for the reason of self defence. They're the shining example of gun ownership not Americans

Who's "we"? You certainly don't have it, champ. You've not even touched a woman.

the virgin look at the end haha

why do all Yanks think they're action movie heroes?

That's good, people shouldn't behave on the internet the way they'd behave in real life.
There's this video on Black Lesbian Massage that's the best porn i've ever seen.

woman want me because they know they cant have me

You wish you were American. Stop pretending otherwise. British people on every other website talk about how they wish they were American. It's just a British thing to do. Accept it.

Nothing

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if that was true then you'd post in your own thread
every single yank post here is an admission of British superiority

garcinian post

nah you're just one of the 300 simps on her list giving her attention and now feeding her delusions about how whoredom is normal now

i had sex with a prostitute in amsterdam

>walking around with a rifle on his back ready for a gunfight at any time
>shamefully walks off without an ounce of courage or self-respect when he sees someone filming him

Xi Jingping's daughter is a top qt fuaaark

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It's the American way to be better than everyone else and let them know were better than them so that's what we're doing now

Struck a nerve didn't I, LARPer. You should be off to bed. Past your bedtime.

Glocks are simple ngl

That's because they're basically an ethnostate by comparison

It all comes down to wogs

women meow because they know in my pants the bulge

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grim yellow fever virgin freak

>blaming all the damage porn has done on "multiculturalism and shared economy" and now recommending porn to people

you wish you weren't a virgin riley

looks like a ogre offspring put on a wig

gast effe bek dicht houden, idioot
>ahaha
Yeah, just being ironic right.
She's a prostitute but she's being ironic.
Glad she's just being ironic, otherwise that'd be quite an embarrassing revelation would't it?
Ten years from now kids will be showing porn of the other kids' moms in class with some kind of hologram telepathy shit.

You wish you had sex with your cousin you inbred british scum

They get easy yous from seething bongs

Seems like they're getting the upper hand on you Nigel

this sounds like bullshit lmao

>Struck a nerve didn't I
no lol you're just acting like emmett

remember soph?
*sips*

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Most states allow class 3 weapons, something I am quite sure Czechia does not

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geef het dan toe en wees geen kankerwieb

Don't even know who that is. Your boyfriend?

when i was 14 i jacked off to my 9 year old cousin and still hate myself for it

There's no single "gun law" for the whole USA. They vary a lot.

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bet she's riding a big american dick right now

moni looks like THAT?!!?!

reckon people think you're medicated or something

post the webm of him in the park

have you seen your deformed face? you're definitely more inbred than i am

Seethe on. Almost impossible for an Asian girl to be non-qt

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don't like czechia, bunch of leftist athiest bastards

Thats onof those that you keep inside your head pal