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bored out of my mind -edish

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>normie wagies literally losing their minds because they can't go to work
How the fuck does a human get to this point? How can you not entertain yourself for more than a few days without having to go and be stressed in order to make money for somebody else? You mean some people don't just go to work because they have to in order to put food on the table? Mental.

Haven't seen Thailad in weeks. Starting to get concerned for his well being.

missed this niqqa like you wouldn't BELIEVE
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why are getty images so fuckin expensive

put this on the big speakers once in music class back in school and everyone finally thought i was cool

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I am tired of this Moroccan paedophile ruining our community

been told I have a pretty mouth

Some people have a family to support, you fucking neet.

dutch, whiter than you
also any noncey shit you see is in your head you're projecting out

top 5 drake songs

marvins room
nice for what
too much
passionfruit
maybe trust issues not sure though x

Guess the ethnicity

All humans need some form of socialisation or they become mentally ill. See the vast majority of people on this site.

back in the day I used to rule habbo hotel uk

now I answer calls in a call centre for far east businesses

>plays by the rules
you don't seem to have a choice do you?

No, I'm talking that they WANT to go back to work because they're bored. And as if everyone who is missing work isn't already on the government bennies.
yeah but normies have families

>also any noncey shit you see is in your head you're projecting out

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Yes, the woman you like has an onlyfans

Yes, every woman you’ve ever dreamt of marrying is an Internet hooker

mad he keeps coming here despite the fact he's universally hated by everyone. he's what we call a begfriend on the streets.

You see "Moroccan" and you think I'm talking about you. Curious, that.

prefer to think of my condition as a superpower

nah they don't

UGH...mom sent me more of her "portfolio" shots, crazy broad wants to be some middle aged model, lol

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nah read the filename in OP

this is a website for the specific purpose of socialising, you gargantuan spanner.

mumberg hates me and my brother is a morbidly obese autismo addicted to minecraft

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AH AH

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bit my lip and it turned into one of those sore sensitive wart things, have been monitoring its recovery over the past few days

Phwoaar would spare here if i was the columbine killer

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How do you know?

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>5'8
IT'S OVER

*inhales*
CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
*gasps*
*inhales*
WWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

2020s will be the decade of the Deano

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because they have real jobs that they dislike but still keep on doing

You're not the class of normie I'm talking about then.

Where's Whitie??? See if you can find him

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if only the camerman would have helped

when the krauts reinfect Europe, can we finally have WWIII?

Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay
Them a-tell me, you huggin' up a big monkey man
Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay
Them a-tell me, you huggin' up a big monkey man
I never saw you, I only heard of you
Huggin' up the big monkey man
I never saw you, I only heard of you
Huggin' up the big monkey man
It's no lie, it's no lie
Them a-tell me, you huggin' up the big monkey man
It's no lie, it's no lie
Them a-tell me, you huggin' up the big monkey man
Now I know that, now I understand
You're turning a monkey on me
Now I know that, now I understand
You're turning a monkey on me
Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay
Them a-tell me, you huggin' up the big monkey man
Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay
Them a-tell me, you huggin' up the big monkey man
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
I was on my way to banbury cross
Then I see a monkey upon a white horse
With rings on he fingers, bells on him toes
Sing a little song, wherever he be
'Cause he's a monkey, 'cause he's a monkey
'Cause he's a weedy-weedy-tweedy-weedy monkey man
Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay
Never should you huggin' up the big monkey man
Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay
Never should you huggin' up the big monkey man

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It's just everything about it. The art deco, the endless optimism about he future and the clear ascendancy of their nation, the planes trains and automobiles whizzing about but not so many that the world is crowded with them. The variety of consumer good avaliable but lack of blatant consumer culture as we'd recognise it etc etc. It just looks like the premier time to be a citizen of any country

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you probably have herpes, i do and this happens

Apparently I'm halfway to being a deano. Would never buy one of those faggy cars or get that haircut however.

an ulcer?

Families aren't a substitute for friendships. Imagine living every day where every day is exactly the same to the point where you lose track of the current date. You're unable to do anything other than sit at home, seeing the same people every single day. You can't even plan for the future because you don't know how long you're going to be in there for.

You'd go mad if you were in that situation for long enough.

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>be american
>get shot

on the government fast track

Nope. The lockdown has ended the Deano haircut industry and thus Deano culture as a whole. The fresh trim was essential for the Deano mentality
Culture comes from the hair.
Once young men come out of quarantine with either long locks or shaved heads, a new kind of youth culture will emerge

deano culture is based

DUDE

Cute girl just sent me her tum crikey

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I have no friends or family aside from a GF and if it wasn't for uni I'd be having the time of my fucking life right now. Lost my job and don't really care that much because the finances are sorted for the next 6 months at least and I wanted a break anyway.

shut the fuck up

every time i hear about nova scotia i think about trailer park boys, this adds up

Lived like this except the not knowing the date part for seven years, would recommend against.

me?

virgin and friendless since 2011

no i wont be going to britfeel

mmm extra virgin olive oil

Canada is more American than British

Right and you realize in the meantime they can easily make money on the side by taking 5 minutes at home and taking nudes?

All women realize this now

It's confirmed that Americans died?

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>Online records show Wortman ran a denture clinic in the city of Dartmouth, across the water from Halifax.
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>virgin since 2011

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>no friends
>gf
HOW

Even fucking Nova Scotia has militarized police

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Sounds like me during the ol' NEETtoil
Only remembered the date when I had a jobcentre appointment the next day

if you haven't had sex in a year you become a virgin again

That's fine, but for other people, this situation is a living hell.

A lot of people are like that and they're begging for this to end.

Interesting treatise

She's about as autistic as me and we matched on bumble.

are you literally 9 years old

why'd he do it

Woo hoo, yee hoo
Woo hoo, yee hoo
Woo hoo, yee hoo
Woo hoo, yee hoo

If I could escape
I would, but first of all let me say
I must apologize for acting, stinking, treating you this way
Cause I've been acting like sour milk that fell on the floor
It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator
Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold

If I could escape
And recreate a place as my own world
And I could be your favorite girl
Forever, perfectly together
Tell me, boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?

If I could be sweet
I know I've been a real bad girl
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
(Forever) We can make it better
Tell me, boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?
(Sweet escape)

Woo hoo, (I wanna get away) yee hoo
Woo hoo, (to our sweet escape) yee hoo
Woo hoo, (I wanna get away) yee hoo
Woo hoo, (yeah) yee hoo

You let me down
I'm at my lowest boiling point
Come help me out
I need to get me out of this joint
Come on, let's bounce
Counting on you to turn me around
Instead of clowning around, let's look for some common ground

So, baby, times getting a little crazy
I've been getting a little lazy
Waiting for you to come save me
I can see that you're angry
By the way the you treat me
Hopefully you don't leave me
Want to take you with me

If I could escape
And recreate a place as my own world
And I could be your favorite girl
Forever, perfectly together
Tell me, boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?

If I could be sweet
I know I've been a real bad girl
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
(Forever) We can make it better
Tell me, boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?
(Sweet escape)

Woo hoo, yee hoo
Woo hoo, (if I could escape) yee hoo
Woo hoo, (if I could escape) yee hoo
Woo hoo, yee hoo

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nah

dont care about friends or fanny, only care about money

dont even have that much though

Northern Ireland has militarised police, and not just heavy swat teams. One of their standard vehicles is an armoured Land Rover.

top man

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Matched with a green haired Scottish lass who apparently 'hates torries'. What should I say?

rcmp are the feds retard

Peculiar... I have never seen clitoris like that before.Then again i have never seen any clitoris...

>nigger instantly tries to attack him

The massacre looked to be the worst of its kind since a gunman killed 15 women in Montreal in December 1989.

remember when all those yanks crying about obamacare said they were going to move to canada hahhahaha

same mate.

fucking grammar freaks fuck off

24 years a virgin and friendless since 2011

are you happy now

I might know her. Tell her I said hi.

My point is I thought you were better than this...

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Where did it all go wrong?

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what a bizarre race of people

tell her you’re a based leave labour voter

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I am a porn addict but I know what the tattoo means for different reasons.
Not very optimistic about the future. Sharing economy is growing steady, multiculturalism has replaced integration and obscenity/infantilism has become regular.

Like, remember when seeing a gif of a pretty woman with a penis was the most shocking thing you'd see on Yas Forums? Now people don't even stop anywhere and it's not even Yas Forums anymore.

Really not looking forward to my (still non-existent) kids' future.

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"oh btw haha, user off the norwegian crab fishing internet forum says hi. can i have some nudes now?"

we're the same race as you

I always imagine LA to be a rather horrible smog filled city bustling with non-whites, like Karachi or something.

woah there batty boy calm down it's not our fault you're illiterate maybe getting some communication skills would do you a favour

shagged a mummy off mumsnet and she was proper filth

That durch user that posted that 100 page pdf on how to quit porn, that shit was a waste of time literally nothing of substance in there

that's a penis, Zcserocakcz

How far can a people fall?

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nooOOOOOOUUUUGGGHHHH

>muh heritage

fuck off mutt

where did this Yas Forums meme about that tat start?