You wake up as Bolsonaro, what do you do?

HOLY BASED

Get the favelANOS to move to the countryside and drag them out by force if they sperg out again.

i firebomb the favelas

I send the army to the favelas to protect the drug operations and bring the some of the products to me.

breathtakingly based and dangerously redpilled.

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Why would you do that to the based and redpilled countryside, whats wrong with you?

I declare war on Russia.

I officially revoke Brazil's recognition of Israel, give every Brazilian household a rifle and $500 worth of ammunition for home defence, ban Islam, and immediately start funding comprehensive archaeological missions in the Amazon.

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Why would someone do that?

You have to get them away from the city somehow. Give them a fresh start somewhere else, and I guess cull those who only cause pain and misery to the community.

>You wake up as Bolsonaro, what do you do?
I try to put on my mask, and then get angry because people make fun of me, so I call the virus a common cold.

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>South America destroys Paraguay for shits and giggles like it did with Uruguay

damn, user, don't make me fantasize about these things

Sounds like a backstory to a vidya, I'm in.

This was the most first worldish thing I've read on this board in years

based
fuck evangelicals

>and religious loons
How terrible is the situation in the government in regards to that?

Get nukes
Destroy Israel
Nothing else matters

Fire bomb the favelas

>You wake up as Bolsonaro, what do you do?
try to rip the israeli dick out of my throat.

The evangelical church is big with them.

Iunno how is it in comparison to other countries, but it's so retarded how legit reverends are elected left and right, because obviously the people from their churches will vote for them.
It should be fucking illegal desu.
Specially since they exclusively use the Bible and their own interpretations of it as enough proof that something is right or wrong. That leads to quite possibly the most retarded discussions in existence, worse than anything you can find on reddit, twitter, tumblr or Yas Forums.

Like, I can't blame how most politicians appeal to religion and all, but if the sole reason why someone is elected is because legit sheeps are voting for that person, then the country is just hell.

ruin brazil some more, like usual

But any individuals in particular?
Iirc, I have only read something about the governor of Rio (?) so far.

google myself

Increadibly based, thank you mister president.

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>but if the sole reason why someone is elected is because legit sheeps are voting for that person
Well yeah, but on the other hand, even in "secular" countries people vote for someone out of sheep-mentality or because they can't get arsed enough to read through each of the party programs and shit, so.

Put lula back in jail

Start Insta live of me having gay sex with cute Brazilian boys.