/brit/

ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sue

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either better kidneys or better collagen

Tickets please.

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Kek

the decline of sailors and the decline of brothels are directly correlated
every port had a brothel because every sailor needed a shag from a dirty harlot as soon as he got back from a months long voyage where there was no fanny available
as soon as sailing was replaced by modern technology, brothels started to disappear as well

a

Azula

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does she go
>no I'm not a skank, it's tasteful art
route, or the
>fuck off, it's empowering
route

Seriously why do yanks post here?
You have your own general.
Dont give me some stupid reply like “hurrr we love making you seethe” because that’s obviously not true.
I love being a cunt to yanks yet I NEVER post in /cum/ because I honestly don’t enjoy your company

incels like you need arresting

the recent purchases
Canon A-1 (1978)
iMac 2015
Thinkpad X1 Carbon

Thoughts on the current state of Irish-Americans?

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Holy BASED

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Suki is better

oh no no no...

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did you fuck up the options to get the treehouse scene?

not today old man *coughs on you*

I’ll post whatever she says lol

>5'8
IT'S OVER

*hands over my top shaggers card*
I’m afraid it expired a few days ago due to the lockdown, but we are all in the same boat eh? I’m sure it will still suffice

bait

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this
proper fucking hate yanks
no it's not a joke no it's not banter just fuck off and never post here ever again you cretins

well personally I'm a Brit living in America
don't know about the others

I don't get it
does she gamble his money away or something?

women with tattoo = good secks

HOW

Fuck OFF simp

Pandemic really makes you think.
Cultural globalization could come to a complete halt at any time due to an infinite number of possible incidents.
A happening would only have to be slightly more severe than this to radically alter the course of history after so many years of relative stability.

if we met IRL i'd put you in a wheelchair

Zombie apocalypse.

evens i read some keats
odds i masturbate

wind makes me angry

Yeh i saw a video of a merchant marine who was saying how 1. There used to be so many more blokes on ships now because of tech its a small team of around 10 2. They used to be stuck in different port cities for days now with tech theyre there for a few ours

based

why? my legs work great, I'm athletic

wind makes me horny

It does remind me of that scene in Shaun of the Dead when they at the pub

all it would need is a virus with the contagiousness of COVID 19 and the effects/mortality of ebola

it’s a mentally ill thing only porn addicts know

No pubs for a year. Are you fucking joking

yeah shes really hot

for the guy in the previous thread lecturing me about 'extorting' the turk

He was wanking his little todger when he sent that money lol

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anger makes me windy

4/20

Smoke some drugs lol

*he looks at you, speaking in a hushed tone, under one flirtatious arched eyebrow*
im afraid it wont... but i can update this for you now... if you want *
he surreptitiously gestures towards the toilets*

Do you actually care why or are you just ranting for the fuck of it?

think i watched the same video. doesn't look like it's anywhere near as much fun as it used to be

normies BTFO

be riots, can’t keep people from socialising for that long, not to mention that despite the BBC’s efforts most people are well aware this virus is a bit of a meme

Bahahahhaahah

>A happening would only have to be slightly more severe
Actual extinction is a very real threat for our species

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how do i get into this?

pubs are a rip off anyway and filled with stinky old cunts.

been posting in /cum/ a bit lately

lads
jusy noticed ive got awful acne on my arse, probably from sitting down all day and not changing my sheets enough and suchlike

how can i fix my "arse"-cne, as i like to call it, and how ling will it take?

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Hahaha I want to take advantage of simps, fuck

why is the date in cyrillic?

>muh coronaviruses in bats
they're meaningless unless they transmit to humans AND then transmit to other humans

57 dead NHS workers now

your thoughts

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Yeh fuck that months at sea with only a handful of people to talk to, little to no internet. Heard its mad pay though

WOW!
youtube.com/watch?v=6ZlbahhoEIo

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fuck off, seriously can’t you tell just how dogshit your and other yanks posts are?
you have your own general so why do you look at /brit/ and think “hurrr that’s the one for me”

>manage a pub
>could be on government sanctioned NEETtoil for over a year
I'm thinking based

yanks? not a fan

weird to think that Batman goes to Asia in all 3 of the Dark Knight movies

himalayas in Batman Begins
hong kong in TDK
middle east in TDKR

china will take care of that mate

are you hairy

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corona is a chinese bioweapon

poor sheeds

In a way, we got lucky it wasn't a more deadly virus. If things go well, we should be nearing the end of this by summer.

Take it as a warning in future to take pandemic seriously.

It's a joke bud

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corrr need a slutty paki gf

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the middle east is not asia

nolan's an asiaboo confirmed?

I think you should fuck off

yeah but whats the point of working if you only get to spend the best years of your life with a bunch of flips and honk kong laundrymen?

Deadlifts are gay as fuck for fat powerlifting pigs

Bench press is for le shaggeure

Hope it was the tiktok ones

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my gf is ruski

was accidental mate. this bloke approached my gf few days ago on instagram asking to buy her stuff. I convinced her to go with it and he basically sent her £100 direct to her bank account and begged her to treat him like shit. I've been on her phone the past few days roleplaying humiliating this loser lol

tell me about batman why does he wear the mask

Someone say sheeds?

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>paki
they're clearly indian you spastic

fuck off you greek nonce

what's the difference?

where the fuck do you think it is

based tbqh

THIS, look into the Australian flying fox caused outbreaks for a good scare

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I usually only lurk, if anything. But the thought of some retard over in bongland fuming at the thought of me posting is hilarious. Might post more.

That’s what I said, paki, all the same shit

> Casey Grenfell
No way she's real.

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did ebola come from china too?

Have not been able to stop benching since the whole quarantine

that's not even greek you thick cunt

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Post gf

Bat soup bong water.

yeh

What the fuck did she mean by this, prostitution is sex work

I’ll let /brit/ decide what I say next

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its all greek to me!!
:D

What about half the quarantine?

I just don’t understand the mindset, I wouldn’t post in any other countries generals because I genuinely don’t enjoy the company of jf’s compared to my countrymen. Is it not the same for you?

If you just want to shag her don't have an argument with her

greek and russian both use cyrillic just different version so you can't blame him for confusing them

who are you lads rooting for in Miss BumBum of the year?

tell her she's a dumb whore

youtu.be/dOjFcx3GJHg

You love to see it

>Your Instagram is something else

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To retire comfortably?

“You should be ashamed of yourself you disgusting whore, I hope you get raped to death by a pack of rabid niggers”

Fuck bats why cant we just kill all the animals that kill US? >oh nooo the ecosystem
Cunt who gives af, fucking up the ecosystem wont start a bloody world pandemic

What?

youth > wealth

the moral degradation of society truly is out of control

I would lurk in other generals if I understood the language. Sometimes you just want to see something different from what you’ve experienced your whole life. That’s my reason anyway.

ireland is anglo

>Miss BumBum
surely cancelled this year