/brit/

Imagine him plowing your wife

Didn't know Ramon was so short
Getting mogged by an asian tranner

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And eventually they were rescued by oh... lets say... Emmett.

go outside and get a life

Ah yes.

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every day the fact that using twitter is a massive liability gets reaffirmed yet people still use it to post inane opinions and follow other people posting inane opinions

fascinating

My dad is a junkie hahahaha

Anyone else??

looks like a normal girl

I’ve been out all day.

Who else here got toil on the morrow?
why why WHY can't wageberg just furlough me??

thought pornstars were often short to make their willards look comparatively bigger on screen?

ask me do i care

my dad is a millionaire businessman with lots of responsibility and lots of cars

cum willy tits farts

mental
not what I picture /brit/posters to look like, I associate them with what I and I assume other Aussie lads I know look like

bench press is the best gauge of RAW PHYSICAL STRENGTH. you only downplay this because you're a pudgy, weak little shit of a manlet with an equally embarrassing bench press.

nobody gives a shit that you can bounce your morbidly obese gut off of your legs for your little bullshit wide stance "squat". nobody cares about your 5 inch ROM sumo "deadlift".

bench. press. is. king.

dads an alcholic that shits his pants and falls asleep in our back garden or middle of the street 3 nights a week.

Do you care?

after a cancerous saga of e-girls and doxxing we return to our regular broadcast to the Emmett Garcin show
life has returned to normal. it is good. we can relax now.

go on emmett. entertain us.

Who is this guy seen him a million times on Yas Forums

He does have a giganto willer tbf, always thought he was tall though

This, what did I do to deserve the eternal torment of toil?

didn't he go to prison

Yes

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How mad do you get?

It makes me want to beat the fuck out of my dad, I would but he would literally die because of all the surgeries he’s had

Message from Emmett GarcinJuly 13, 2012 2:29 PM
Although i didn't see much of Jacob in recent years he was and always will be a good friend of mine. I have countless good memories of him in elementary school and afterwards when we would occasionally meet up and reminisce. Words will never explain or do justice to the sadness the family must feel. I grew up with Jacob and with his passing i feel as though a part of my child hood has passed with him. Rest in peace my friend you will always be missed.

to be honest i dont really care about any of them but then i am weak

Based imo

lad with the new model M keyboard here

still loving it

>£100 for Apple keyboard
>£80 for Apple mouse

now don’t get me wrong I love apple products and they’re bound to last at least 10 years longer than their competitor but how the fuck do they get away with this ffs

Massive willard tranny pounding mex madman Roman

Like a bird
On the Wire
Like a drunk
In some midnight choir
I have tried
In my life
To be free

was going to jack off to this youtube ewhore last night until i found out she had actual nudes and porn vids. fucking disgusting, i hate women

I think everyone knows a british person who looks like diego rivera

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Nah it’s deadlift you weak little twig lol

>I love apple products

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Porn star
Tranny shagger
Got locked up for animal abuse (rumours were he was using them for voodoo animal sacrifice)

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*ahem*

does my face look bovvered

>

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>He doesn't live in the Pacific Northwest

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Thoughts on Venus in Furs?

>(rumours were he was using them for voodoo animal sacrifice)

Based

but Emmett DOES live in the Pacific Northwest

paying for the design and the brand, like band and olufsen but not as outlandish as that

i don't have a problem with it desu, people get very upset as if they're being force to buy it

Bench is dogshit next to the other two. Trash psuedo-isolation lift.

I crave the full leg, back, core, arm, shoulder stimulation, that blast to the CNS that only a heavy deadlift can provide

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had a dream about an irish serial killer last night, may adapt it to a screenplay

currently sharing sophs insta around where i think she'll fit in . hope she gets more followers and appreciates it

whos the tranner here?

Oregon's a shithole full of morons, the rest of the PNW is pretty based though

t. somebody who has never been to Oregon, nor the PNW, nor USA

Is that the golden gate bridge

cloggy is SEETHING

is it /soc/

cooor whos she

The girls can't wait to go back to their aunts place on the coast once everything blows over this summer

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we know a little place in the american far west... where charlie briggs chops up the finest prairie-fed beef and tastes it...
...this is a lot of shit, you know that?

deadlift or go home you ponce

wish they made keyboards without numpads and arranged like this picture

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I haven't posted in here in forever but I hate your shithole country so much

Soph

if i ever get a kot i will name him el gato

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i used to live in san francisco me

RIP

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One on the right clearly

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Emmet sits indoors all day getting drunk when he lives in British Columbia, one of the pengest parts of North America

ALRIGHT SOMEONE GIVE ME THE QUICK RUNDOWN ON SOPHIE AND THIS J STOKES FELLA

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Rumour has it that the Sophster enjoyed her time on /brit/ so much last night that she's now a regular contributor, but she's learned how to blend in without drawing attention to herself

when will jeff start posting again

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toilberg and landlord are fighting
you have a gun with a single bullet
they look at you and say "shoot him"
who do you shoot?

What is the deal with women? Why do they do the things they do?

For breakfast you need to eat four of those breakfast sandwiches from McDonalds. I don't care which ones you get, but make sure to get four. Order four hash browns, too. Now grab two packs of mayonnaise and put them on the hash browns and then slip them into the sandwiches. Squish that shit down and eat. That's your breakfast. For lunch you're gonna eat Chinese food. Now I don't want you eating that crappy stuff. You wanna get the stuff with MSG. None of that non-MSG bullshit. I don't care what you eat but you have to sit down and eat for at least 45 minutes straight. You can't let go of the fork. Eat until your eyes swell up and become slits and you start to look like the woman behind the counter. For dinner you're gonna order an extra-large pizza with everything on it. Literally everything. If you don't like sardines, don't put 'em on, but anything else that you like you have to load it on there. After you pay the delivery guy, I want you to take the pie to your coffee table, open that fucker up, and grab a bottle of oil. It can be olive oil, canola oil, whatever. Anything but motor oil. And I want you to pour that shit over the pie until half of the bottle is gone. Just soak the shit out of it. Now before you lay into it, I want you to sit on your couch and just stare at that fucker. I want you to understand that that pizza right there is keeping you from your goals. Now you're on the clock, after 20 minutes your brain is going to tell you you're full. Don't listen to that shit. You have to try and eat as much of the pizza as you can before that 20-minute mark. Double up pieces if you have to. I'm telling you now, you're going to get three or four pieces in and you're gonna want to quit. You fucking can't quit. You have to sit on that couch until every piece is done. And if you can't finish it, don't you ever come back to us and post you can't gain weight. 'Cause I'm gonna tell you that you don't give a fuck about getting bigger.

Need to club this bastard

not just British Columbia but Vancouver Island, the pengest part of British Columbia
Emmett quite literally lives in a nicer place than every single person on /brit/ and he wastes his life on here

Go back to not posting

no fuck off
just look at the last 30 hours of /brit/ threads

strange post

look up modular keyboards lad

Neither. One is giving me shelter at only a small portion of my earnings per month.

The other is paying me wages for my skills

I'm still rocking one of these bad boys

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You are not a man if you weigh less than 14 stone

They're beautiful

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>5'8
IT'S OVER

just moisturised heterosexually

really makes you think lads who is benefiting the most from this pandemic

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still hanging around with teenagers in your late 20s and dressing like a twink? fucking weird cunt.

I think it's still mud season in canada at the moment

Yeah I didn’t ask for your life story just get those tits out.

the keyboard

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>measuring things in rocks like a primitive animal
You are not a man
You are an ape

now that is cool

>5'9
CALL IT

>giving me
it's like yanks are literally made to be bootlicking slaves

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theres a pretty good chance we get signed to a record label soon. What do you do all day long?

Some fancy virgin keyboard? No no, good ol' Microsoft's got my back

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good lord that does look shite

Should you delete old email accounts?

>60kg
gah....

why are you tanning in a parking lot you white trash LARPING faggot

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They get to see their cousin and hang out on the beach all day, I'm looking forward to it too

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Kinda gay actually lol

im 10st 9lbs

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there's a great version on YouTube with a montage from the film Near Dark as the video
it's not velvet underground I forget who it is but search "Venus furs near dark" and you should find it

props for a new tiktok video

just discovered there are different types of keyboards

Why do you third worlders keep using “republican” and “American” interchangeably
Republicans are not real Americans. Real Americans hate trump

i was being sarcastic

>now that is cool

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Wagestein wanted to furlough me and have me still working

really annoyed soph privitised her instagram. it was extremely /fa/ and woke. not to worry though they don't stay private long

Seen a bdsm softcore sex show called venus in furs once.

lol crazy cloggles

t. Fat cunt

Only acceptable to weigh that if you're still less than 20% body fat

so 2 days ago my girlfriend got a dm on instagram some turk offering to buy her clothes. She said naturally said yes and he unexpectedly sent front and back of his card. I convinced her to actually buy something but long story short it didn't work but he actually wanted to buy her something so he sent her 100 quid direct to her bank account. He then said please treat me like shit and I will send you money. I've been on my gf's phone for like the past day and a half roleplaying as some abusive girl that thinks he's worthless. He offered to adopt paying her rent and bills this morning, and talked about how it's his fantasy to be a beta that pays for a woman and drain his bank account for her....???

Been reading all about financial domination these past few days, didn't even know it existed. What the actual fuck though it's so fucking retarded I can't even consider it a fetish

Also am I the alpha now??

still working like a charm after 6 years

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I went to buy a new one recently, expecting to plop down the 70$ of so I payed last time and found this

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Was referring to the book by Leopold van Masoch desu

they don't look like they have the build quality I'm looking for

> really annoyed soph privitised her instagram. it was extremely /fa/ and woke. not to worry though they don't stay private long

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You've jerked off to me

good job ive already saved her pics and will be wanking to them

yeah it’s that weird doctor middle class yank

be careful lad, she might realize her potential and start an onlyfans

>spending more than £20 on a keyboard
Dear oh dear

me rn

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>49kg
lads...

didnt 58% of white americans vote for trump compared to only 37% of white americans for clinton

they seem like the real americans to me

What do you want to know about it?

t. findom aficionado

"White" Americans like John Hernandez maybe

link the mega please

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did riley always used to do this? don't remember him that well

My W key stopped working and fell off from overuse. Shouldn't have tapped W for wank so much

Didn't ask

Wasnt there a way to look at private accounts?

what's this supposed to imply?

65% of latinos voted for clinton and 29% of latinos voted for trump

Love that tattoo art. Reminds me of Tarot de Marceilles

your life is one big cringefest.

oh

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Why do so many Pakis rape young girls?

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why does Yas Forums janny love to delete these

mad that emmett has never even left BC

When I was a kid watching Friends I thought my 20s might look like theirs and it kind of does except for the lack of Friends

tiktok.com/@alisha_love101xxx/video/6815600229233020165

Exactly
True Americans

lost my Alt key a few years back and my Esc and S keys are both broken

thought you werent a racist, soph

hoodsite.com/girl-freaks-out-on-chipotle-employees-says-she-placed-an-online-order-she-never-received/
ah yes

nice one now i'm on a list

i'd never leave BC if i lived there either

thanks for the update was just about to ask

can see your todger

how's that mouse? at the keys high quality? are they wobbly? I need a new one

i think there are kits and some fancy ones

Some women just have constant insta stories

what is it that gets you off? I watched a video about how this woman controls all of her subs finances. He leaves a little money for himself and gives the rest of it to her. I tried to find out about his financial situation and mentioned stuff like give me all your money and just leave yourself enough to live like a peasant. He didn't really take to it, how to proceed to actually maximise the profit on this??

modern windows logo doesn't look right

did the virgin buy the IBM keyboard

I cant manage more than two side button on my mouse, are you good with that thing?

how old is this slut and where are its parents?

Based.

I hate women.

youtube.com/watch?v=k_ieBIVLeRs

reminder again to watch Silence

>it's 12
>I have to be up at 6
How is this exploitation legal?

that's my foot lol

it's sick, i've had it 3 years and the buttons were squeaky at first but they're much better now

they're just mapped as regular number keys apart from the rear 3 which are for music lol, i don't really utilise it or play games much

Kill yourself, cuck

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what movie

youtube.com/watch?v=9uIfi6GDuh4