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Janny might just do a banny

Is far cry 5 too old to purchase?

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ya to the other guy threadsplitter cuz he was TOO SLOW

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how do i eat corpses as an elf

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*Am I too old to purchase far cry 5?
ftfy and yes

>the fleshhog
kek

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want sum substance

beep beep
learning 2 drive rite now /cum/

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this alberta premium is alright.
smoking crack is better however.

There's aweird motor hum coming outside and it's drivin' me right up there

Press f

NOOOOO YOU CANT GO OUTSIDE THINK ABOUT THE OLDERINOES!!!!

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get in

>pretending to be cana-chan

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Most East Asians Americans are too westernized to even be called East Asians
Also the ones who call themselves Asians are usually south east "asians"

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Make a nice cup of hot chocolate and enjoy your night

but i am baby /cum/-chan ~

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that's just hotbar swapping

oh shit it's him

I miss early quarantine. There are way too many people out and about now. It was way fucking better when almost no one went out at all.

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You're my baby, now.

i want to forget that i'm alive

Hung out with my gf all Friday and Saturday
Miss her already desu

eyes on the road, /cum/baby-chan!

Sorry I read what you said as warm substance

I just hope the virus doesn't explode now that the quarantines are being lifted.

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i learned to drive manual when i was about 12

Who else gets raging boners when killing female NPCs in modern Fallout / Elder Scrolls? I can't be the only one who strips them and tosses the bodies around.

There are pills for that.

reported for violation of lockdown regulations

dont worry still luv u lots n stuff

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that could work too
even if numbers continue going down, theres expected to be a second surge at some point

what car? my cousin taught me when i was 14 on his mazda protege.

Uhhhhhh.
That seems a little frightening.

The US had about 35k new cases from Apr 17 to Apr 18. What'll it be once everything's lifted? 10x that?

My dad let me use the steering wheel when I was 9

How did you learn about here, let alone proxyfagging, Dad?

New episode

youtube.com/watch?v=k9FD7DzYqts

Always the comfiest watch.
BRB being comfy for 20 minutes...!!!

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not me but based

simp

2001 honda civic (LX, blue)

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i learned around 12 on my dads '93 chevy half ton

>theres expected to be a second surge at some point
That's depressing, but not surprising.

Maybe you shouldn't be shitposting while learning to drive

same but then I never used it for so long i had to relearn it

One time I put on a morrowind nude mod, then went to solstheim and stalked the naked nords from a distance. Good times.

It's not going to be good, that's for damn sure.

NO, WAKE UP!!

low quality cia bait thread

need an asian gf to teach me erhu

i want you

'95 Ford Ranger

checked

plants that have been born so far:
* strawflower
* carnation
* cilantro
* pansy
* cornflower

I wonder why they're lifting the quarantine even though they know how dangerous it can be

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just lettin u kno ill take u on a ride to dairy queen soon fren

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all the minutia are different btwn cars with stuff like the point at which the clutch engages so you kind of have to relearn with every new vehicle anyway

cringe instrument
learn guzheng or pipa

Pipa hehehehehehehhe

Ancient Romans were shitposting since their founding in their latrines.

what are some excercises you can do with one leg and one arm

the conserative south and midwest will probably open up first for 'muh freedumbs' and have a second wave which its shitty healthcare system is even less well equipped to handle than new york. coasts will open up once the MAGA christcucks get their shit together and stop genociding their own boomers.

>operating a half ton's clutch at 12
you must have been a big boi

nice. we just got a lot of snow the other day, so all of the flowers are fucked.

smol pipa

curls, pullups, rows, shrugs

aaaahhhh, Classic Bebe, heh. Got me again!

Nice digits, Satan.
Posting more lyrics?

one armed pushups

rest

same side or different?

That's a lot of trust from your dad. Sounds nice

i need you

I'm going to refer to ale by male pronouns

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Because they're desperate to get the economy restarted, logic be damned.

eh, not really, very smol actually. i just sat on the edge of the seat

same

Don't lift quarantine, I don't want to go back to work yet...

how do I tell if this ones a tranny

Post a picture, please!

1/2 cartwheels

>pansy

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we live in the middle of nowhere, not a lot of risk involved

By asking, "Are you transsexual?"

take a peek under the hood

Rare photo of nova scotian denturist shooter

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That's a weird question I feel like would piss them off if no
Goal is for not a tranny, to be clear

I could absolutely see this happening.