/simp/ formerly /brit/

heh this is me denying the holocaust to impress the class cuties

the ones who got away with it

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Posted this a couple of days ago and didn't get a single you even though I thought it's pretty funny

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LOL was mates with a guy like this

Nah

Idk where are the mass graves .

Sophie Louise Webb vs Joe Stokes. Who would win?

they all added her recently?

checked the app. those pics arent on it. someone pulling me leg. app pics arent any different from the web

lol

Is Deano a simp?

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here we are

all the lads

hehe

this is me when i have a discussion with my mum

followed her at the same time as joe and andrew. but they didn't have their faces on their accounts so didnt get doxxed

Knew a guy like this and he turned out to be a tranny

Whats the @

me haha
feels good to be a stalker

>remove
alri soph?

Appreciate it lads

Guys I worked out how they flattened the curve

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sphwbb

What do you talk about with your parents when you're visiting?

nowt wrong with following a brit personality

no recovery

Getting ghosted by btec versions of the oneitis

if you've added them surely they can dox you

or have you made a new account

strawpoll.me/19818123
>strawpoll.me/19818123
strawpoll.me/19818123
>strawpoll.me/19818123

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"get out of my room"
"can I have some privacy please"
"I'm not decent!"

In A level history I used to defend Rhodesia and Nazi Germany

I’m so based

usually about the latest brit doxx

me at the bottom

Rosemary...

>hehe i post obscure memes about a schizophrenic man xDDDD
Really dislike this slag actually, can you stop simping her

a list of men who have never touched a fanny between them

sue

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usually the books we read, movies, recent political events

all the sex I've been having with my gf
the positions I've fucked her in
normal stuff like that

Getting doxxed is basically your life over at this point

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strawpoll.me/19818123
it seems /brit/ is all simps

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i dont have instagram
this is from soph's screenshot

nah he actually shags

that's good, it means subexponential growth

her personal shit is already out there and she doesn't seem to give a fuck about internet security like all zoomers, so I don't think she cares
probably lives in a flatshare with some of her fellow students in sheffield anyway so who cares

I'm sure everyone thought you were very cool

I was cured by Daddy's Kisses. Don't believe me? I'll tell you.

I was coughing one night in bed due to the chinaman flu. Daddy came up the stairs and seeing his strong body I felt hot and this time, it wasn't the fever. His masculine arms grabbed my hips and lifted my ass. He then inserted his fingers and lubed me up to get ready. I didn't know he was already rock hard. I tried to resist, but he pinned me down and slowly and firmly inserted his throbbing member into my tight pink hole. It felt so good. I moaned through my coughing "Fuck yes Daddy! Harder! Your boy wants your cum!" He started fucking me like a jackhammer, tearing my boyhole apart with his huge cock. My feelings were an euphoric series of waves of pain, pleasure and total emasculation. All that mattered now was making my handsome Daddy cum. I started to flex my hole muscles, gripping his erection as his pounded away. His cock started to spasm, i told him "I Love you Daddy, I love your cum". Right then he started fill my insides with hot semen, marking me as his permanent fucktoy. The cum instantly healed the virus, and as he continued to pump me full, he kissed me on the forehead and that loving kiss cured me fully

Aye but we do that too, moreso we’ve directly harassed him and sent Tim mail

if ive been eating well and if i need any money

I live with me mam so it's usually just about some fun poos I've had recently or just general chitchat

No we just hate the d*tch

you're getting ripped

why do you filter that benjamin

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got on a british server and this shit happened????

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not really, my poll is just proving all brits are pathetic simps

not wrong
t. isalitvinenko

I was certainly the alpha male of the group (AMOG)

>we
speak for yourself, always thought that lot were the worst of /brit/. Cringe Yas Forums types... imagine harassing a mentally ill man, would slap them irl

she's not a normal zoomer though the girl is freakish Yas Forums poster who posts on Yas Forums and Yas Forums, her life could be more ruined than joe or andrew's if her normie friends found out she was a fascist

we just hate you mate

parents are talking on zoom instead of making dinner
need them out of business

en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Dutch_Schultz

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*except for one apparently.

is simp short for simpleton

Well I’ve never done it and never directly harassed Tim, I’ve only ever watched the classics like Marcus Hausen and the dentist confrontation, but I’m just saying. As for the whore I hope she dies.

Concerning rhetoric

so why do you come here?

>do you speak any other languages to a good level
>what are they?

it's a yankism

feel like that man's name is probably something comical like "Fats Domino" or something like that

Where do I begin with this Tim business? What's the best video?

If she was an actual Yas Forums poster and not just some bizarrely attention hungry normie, you wouldn't even know she existed.

no
N/A

You're from Sainsbury's aren't you

an unfortunate fact... the world needed a word for what 'simp' now describes desu