> wake up
> still Southeast Asian
SEA
Carson Hernandez
Charles Reyes
You are basically China dick extension.
Xavier Reed
do you enjoy the humid jungle climate?
feels like it would be either really enjoyable or literal hell.
Austin Scott
>viets
>southeast asian
a chingchong bingbong to you too swarthy chang
Asher Brown
You can claim to be Chinese whenever you want though.
Brayden Parker
Geographically, I'm living in SEA.
James Rodriguez
It fucking sucks in the cold season.
Levi Thomas
you're practically chinese
Viet flags does not even post in /asean/
i
Noah Morgan
/asean/ is just /austronesian/
Jonathan Edwards
boo fucking hoo poopoo pee poo woe is me
Isaiah Phillips
Man i really enjoyed vietnam when i was there last winter good food, tight women and faggy moped taxis annoying u at every stop.
Caleb Jenkins
Vietnamese generally are tolerant towards foreigners.
Jackson Allen
>wake up
>still a Southeast Asian
Jonathan Russell
t. rich faggot
Justin Perry
better watch your tone you vietnam fucking shit
Henry Morgan
Nothing to lose mate.
Christopher Hernandez
>Wake up still a Filipino
>Feels good
Aiden Evans
>wake up in Indonesia
>very high global peace index
>very low rape rate
>very low HIV rate
>very high happiness rate along with other tropical islands and paradises
>very low murder rate
>very low suicide rate
>very low prisoner/population rate
>massive length of tropical coastline
>jungly mountainous area is god tier comfy, especially when rainy season
>earth's one of most biodiverse country, has the most mammal species of any country, narrowly edged out by Australia when it comes to fish species, also earth's most endemic bird species
>tons of surfing and diving spots
>basically summer all year round with rains here and there
>homogenous
>less order, more freedom
>tons of interesting culture, languages, folklore, dances, arts, temples, traditions, music and instruments
>actual good foods instead of horse eyeballs + bread
>generally friendly and chill people with actual smile on their faces (though it's getting worse because of rapid globalization)
>exotic smol obedient SEAn qts, unlike man-jawed shrek-like wild caucasoid females
>fortunately islamic, because christianity is prone to violence and degeneracy
look at the bright side, y'all faggots just dumb poorfags with inferiority complexes
Anthony Campbell
no matter where you wake up if you're rich
Joseph Cox
>>wake up in Indonesia
>>very high global peace index
>>very low rape rate
>>very low HIV rate
>>very high happiness rate along with other tropical islands and paradises
>>very low murder rate
>>very low suicide rate
>>very low prisoner/population rate
>>massive length of tropical coastline
>>jungly mountainous area is god tier comfy, especially when rainy season
>>earth's one of most biodiverse country, has the most mammal species of any country, narrowly edged out by Australia when it comes to fish species, also earth's most endemic bird species
>>tons of surfing and diving spots
>>basically summer all year round with rains here and there
>>homogenous
>>less order, more freedom
>>tons of interesting culture, languages, folklore, dances, arts, temples, traditions, music and instruments
>>actual good foods instead of horse eyeballs + bread
>>generally friendly and chill people with actual smile on their faces (though it's getting worse because of rapid globalization)
>>exotic smol obedient SEAn qts, unlike man-jawed shrek-like wild caucasoid females
>>fortunately islamic, because christianity is prone to violence and degeneracy
>look at the bright side, y'all faggots just dumb poorfags with inferiority complexes
Brody Thomas
Sea economy is glowing significantly
Asian era is near
Xavier Clark
seethe more, poorfag
must sucks to be you lol
Jeremiah Gray
>Sea economy is glowing significantly
>glowing
>l
Justin Wilson
I wish I was singaporean.
Life would have been so much bettter.
It is so amazing to realize that not too long ago all of them were just a bunch of peasants in the dirt but now most of them are highly educated specialists who get paid a lot and recognized worldwide.
Samuel Cruz
>NOOOO NOT MUH HECKIN BIRTHERINO PLACERINO NOOO I CANT HANDLE THIS IT'S LITERALLY UNLIVEABLE PLEASE MAGIC FAIRY TAKE ME TO ANOTHER LAND WAAAAAH
Ryan Green
How much for fuck of ass?
Henry Rodriguez
2 million dong
Jackson White
Hmmmm no, I offer 2 small bags of rice and fermented soy beans, that is sufficient price for ass.
Austin Nelson
Why do Indonesian girls so thirsty on tinder? I do decent in my country but when I used tinder in Indonesia I got tons of matches, sine from legit hot girls.
Jose Cox
At least the girls are cute bro
Angel Smith
I love Vietnam (Cong Hoa Xa Hoi Chu Nghia Viet Nam)
Brandon Bennett
>Vietnam
>South