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how to be an american
step one: be ready to give your life for jews

step two: fund israel with your hard earned tax

step three: cant get a girlfriend? become the girlfriend

step four: order a 23&me then make a full u-turn politically once you find out that tan isnt just a tan

step five: invent cuck porn

step six: invent transgender childrens birthday parties

step seven: lie to yourself on a daily basis and tell everyone else that america is very powerful and strong even though its people are very fat and weak, no there is no imaginary person out there

step eight: spam cuck porn and pictures of black men wherever you go (haha yeah its just a joke though right goy i mean guys)

step nine: every waking moment of your life must revolve around degeneracy to please your jewish masters

and finally step ten: mutilate the penises of new born children for absolutely no reason other than the jews like it

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All me

alri

all brits look like past babies

mr janny tear this thread down

to the lad building his first computer, what you've got is fucked just start again with this

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AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

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WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREEEE

sheed

Thoughts on Glocks?

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have you gotten an ancestry test done?

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What's healthier
1 Eating standard intake every day
2 Alternating days of fasting and eating near double intake

A sissy brit wouldn’t know what to do with one of these babies

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for me its becoming the gf

I would honestly love to own a crossbow. I shot one once and it was cool as fuck.

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Stop being such a nause

i will go smoke outside
but im not happy about it
pfft not being able to smoke inside for 5 years

steady eating
i only eat once a day at odd times and it really doesnt do me any good

not point it our a hotel room window then crawl around crying on the floor like a woman before your inevitable and cringe death by firing squad

chicken poo in my stew,
chicken poo in my shoe,
chicken poo in my hair,
chicken poo everywhere

why can't you buy one?

though right goy

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alri ship of thesaurus

Why don’t you put it in your mouth and pull the trigger? Save your loved ones and friends the misery of having known you. They’ll move on with their lives and sleep better at night knowing that you’re dead and burning in the deepest pits of hell.

Hate glawks

Hate glawk fanboys

Love me ol Smith n Wesson. Won’t blow up in my hands.

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about to have maccas for the first time in a month lads

calories in, calories out. that's really it innit

which school are you planning on shooting up with that

Can’t hear you from down there, boy

On the bus right now lads. Fucking over this Corona virus paranoia 2bh.

sitting in silence posting on /brit/ is a patrician experience

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I might. I've been thinking about it for a while and now that I just got $1200 in coronabux it's a lot more likely I actually will. I'll probably wait for the shops to open though so I can see them in person.

it's more or less the same shit. polymer frame striker fired noine mm handgun under $600. ya gimp.

Sorry but a responsible gun owner does not even joke about shooting other people simple as

calories just zip right through me
i'm like an elephant

For most human beings yes but not for Americans, they also have to factor bullets in because they get shot so frequently on their daily travels.

the school shooter cope

What are you getting lad?

my parents buy a new MacBook every 2 years

Basé

Can take down a brown bear with this slugger

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what do they do with the old ones lad

i will look again at my pc build
strange though cos i asked /g/'s pc building general the other day and they didn't pick any problems out
so much contrasting information

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savage

Hotel Arizona - Wilco

burn it because of all the animal porn

State of that gimp hand. Do you have Marfan syndrome?

Who here will never have a gf?

Why would you listen to /brit/?

steady eating

if you starve yourself, your blood sugar and other levels will fluctuate between really high (just after eating) to really low (right before eating) instead of staying in a healthy median area

that irish faggot that won't shut the fuck up