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celebrity sex cult edition

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Fuck anime.

*blog post*

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Thoughts on my oneitis?

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Sex

anyone ever been to kalingrad?

I want women back please
Arrest all women

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wonder what Janny Hotpockets esq. will have to say about this one

nigitus africocapalus

I have not, but I knew by replying you'd see the red thing in the tab and thing I had ahahahah cunt.

STATE of that keyboard
doesn't even glow lol

I donated to steam train conservation

still can believe none of you kike bastards won't give a measly 100 quid to your local charity throughout all this

for shame

Corr what a forehead

so close to me and yet so far

BASED azulaposter.

>implying I don't have this thread constantly open
lmao the only fool is you good sir

Watching Twin Peaks again lads

I have that keyboard

shag a bleedin wog you nigberry muddlepup

still can believe none of you kike bastards won't give a measly 100 quid to your local charity throughout all this

gonna have a nice 1am steak and chips

Gay show for quirky reddit women.
Lynch is a hack. All of his shit sucks.
Peace!

janny will not thrilled

gonna do it lads
i'm gonna have sex

S3 > FWWM > the good parts of S2 > S1 > S2

may have put too much chili in the soup
pasta worked a trick

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sue

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>PRETTY PRETTY NINE
>(pity pity)
>MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAAAH

>PRETTY PRETTY NINE
>(in your city)
>MOTHER FUCKAAAAAAAAAAH

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literally me

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salute to this brave yankee man

WPS light on my router is flashing constantly.
Any of you IT nerds know why this might be?

So, if you were in The Matrix, you would have taken the blue pill instead of the red pill, and never would have seen the world for what it really was, and the movie would have only been 20 minutes long.

I want you to think about that.

You're not going to think about that.

You don't even understand what I'm saying.

man im pretty high and want to kiss andy samberg

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definitely AIDS

Nigwit and Emmett were walking down the street. They saw a rubber-lipped coon coming down the road towards them, and both panicked. The last thing each remembered was the bite of the coon's dagger between their ribs... until they woke up in a strange hospital. It seemed that something had gone horribly wrong with Emmett's hospitalization, as they had seen him lock himself in the fetal position and scream while he was dying, while Nigwit had been chained up to a bed, while his entire lower extremities had been removed. Shocked, they had been taken to a private ward for the elderly, before they finally found a lawyer to defend them, and they all left the hospital a free man. Unfortunately

blinks whenever someone's violating social distancing to shag your mum

I donated to steam train conservation

i am bill gates and i say it means you have been caught looking at cp

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Didn't read.

someone trying to connect
be a dear and press it

Does the pill scene happen 20 minutes in? It's been years since I saw the matrix but I thought it happened quite late in the film.

My forehead veins are always pumping. When I look in the mirror they’re physically throbbing. I’ve been to more than one barber that commented on it, the Turk said “hey man aren’t you relaxed here? Your fucking foreheads popping”

London Bridge, quite a peng station these days

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youre the fittest girl in /brit/ (big big joke contained inside this post)

around the half hour mark, ends act 1 and catapults into act 2

late? are you insane?
very early

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Can't decide whether the Godfather films are fundamentally pro- or anti-American

extra flags are for gimps

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No there fucking isn't you miserable little faggot.

same energy but one is much more witty than the other (it's the latter)

Wow... those poor guys

When I say years, I mean a solid decade or more.

so what will become of us la?
sure we have all been through the trials in here, we are indeed the shit when it comes to gimmicks, and taking names. but what about out there lads? do we even stand a chance

High blood pressure, extremely low bodyfat or both.

t. no medical training

ah yes the andy samberg poster is here

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me on the left having my morning coffee but ruminating on friday pub

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shouldn't he be in Iraq/Afghanistan getting shot at at at the behest of his govt who just gave him to whatever private company he works for?

did you at least clean it

Emmett Garcin, 26, of British Columbia, Monica Hussain, 27, of Rochdale, Greater Manchester, and Benjamin, 25, of Lytham St Annes, Lancashire, were last night charged with making extremely low-quality posts on 4channel.org's "International" imageboard.

The three have been bailed pending further investigation.

Garcin, who works in a coffee shop, told police that he had asked Hussain for more photos of her looking bored in her bedroom with the comment: "I'm about to start school tomorrow and would like some new pics" before posting them on the site.

She was then allegedly caught on camera in a nude scene with the words: "She is a very high quality producer, we can't even ask for more!"

The pair began discussing murder in a WhatsApp group chat before joking about murdering each other.

Police have suggested that, after the killing, the pair used the technology to alert people to their involvement and, crucially, warn the authorities about any threats that might have been made against Ms Khawaja's family.

Reckon it’s high blood pressure, I do have low bf% but I’m always angry and stressing like fuck. I gotta learn how to relax, I’m only 20 ffs.

ahaha

so sueposter is or isn't half thai
not sure what's going on now

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Don't blame me - I voted remain!

No it’s filthy

he's 100% nonce

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god this film is so peng just completed my fourth viewing of it

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The "mafia" or the Italian-Amerimutt offshoot of it is very, very Jewish. And capitalist. So I'd say its fundamentally "American."

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you're properly mental

>I am an asshole man

i absolutely am is not isnt definitely will not and yes, certainly am in respect not not half thai

what about the blood

How is the Italian-American mafia ‘jewish’?

did he really kill all of those people

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I don't follow.