/brit/

OH MY GOD IS THAT A FEMALE? A REAL LIFE FEMALE? OH GOD I'M COOOOOOOMING GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM

Dog 1: is it true our saliva can kill?
Dog 2: yeah, if we have rabies
Dog 1: gulps nervously

kek this is me

Can we actually have a nonce free thread for once ffs

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Arsemaster.net
(Click here for more arse)

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just came not going to lie family

/brit/ is an arse.net gen mate get with it

yeh she looks very welsh

The indiachan tiktok threda is off the catalog

take it to eternal /arse/ lad

THIS is the method of power generation that THEY don't want you to know about

keep listening to big oil and big natural gasses lies

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And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
Sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own, well I guess this is growing up
Well I guess this is growing up

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Yas Forums should have a bump limit of 500 and a 90 second cool down

>pic of a kid
alright

adore this choon
youtube.com/watch?v=16YnOUnbE6s

just invented a perpetual fart machine (my butt/ass)

Retiring my rump.biz account any ideas where I should go next?

brit
more like
autistic zoom zoom turbo virgin central lmao

tiktok.fail/browse/random#view
endless tiktok thots

>cute girl in the pharmacy asks me how i'm finding the lockdown and smiles at me for no reason
>mumble something inaudible and leave without looking back
WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

any mongoloid that posts tiktok is a chink sympathizer that needs to be rounded up and executed

How do they justify having their own general

But only a 10 second cooldown when it reaches peak hours

Where to find Biel gf?

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link

for me it's when girls ask me why I don't have a girlfriend despite looking like this confident german fella on the left

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OWOWOWOWOWOOWOWO OWOWOWO AWWWWWWWWWWWWOGGAA BOOBIEES???? BOBBIIESS ON THE INTERNET OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD TIKTOK GIRLS OMY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD POST MORE BOOBIES PLEASE11!! ON MAN OH GOD I'VE NEVER SEEN BOOBIES ON THE INTERNET BEFOREEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE POST MORE OH MY GOD I HAVEN'T SEEN THESE WHORES EVERYDAY FOR EVERY THREAD THE LAST MONTH PLEEEEEEEEASE BOOBBIEES I NEED TO CUM PLEASE !! MUM1!! THEY POSTED IT OBN THE ANIME IMAGE BOARD OH PLEASE!!

she was only after your money anyway

I read rump.biz as Ross Kemp.

large fanbase but have no proper offsite big forum like the other clubs

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the police in this country are actually braindead

I've a confession, I quite like girls with big boobies.

Corrrr phhwooarr blimey pozz my neghole with your veiny CAWKK

NEED a pseudointellectual gf who professes to enjoy learning but not to any deep level so we can be midwits in love together forever

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That would make it another Yas Forums

they do it to mock/humiliate you m8

What can you tell us about the victim?

>Well, she had the phat ass! It was like *bang*!

How close were you to the victim?

>*Real* close. Until the roofies wore off. Then she woke up and talked about pressing charges so I just pulled my tongue out of her ass and left.

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they're just following orders

Is it true that the policemen in Britain don't carry guns and instead set upon criminals with wooden clubs to subdue them?

It sounds incredibly brutal

Kinda feel like my Norfolk accent is laughed at whenever I’m in another county

howling

Britain's top cop has been criticised after being spotted leading the crowded 'Clap for Carers' gathering on Westminster Bridge which ignored strict social distancing rules.

Metropolitan police commissioner Dame Cressida Dick faced tough questions this morning after footage captured her applauding our NHS workers among a large crowd flouting the rules.

All intellectual women are pseudointellectuals

it was after i paid. she had no reason to talk to me. i just panicked. she'd have figured out i'm hopeless at some point anyway but still.

Unbelievably based

You know who else followed orders? Churchill!

in an ideal world i'd need two or more gfs
one thick (both)
one asian (high iq)

Rightfully so.

yes

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mum let me out
im under the bread lol

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Unironically what are the best subreddits

You know who was just following orders? Hitler!

I know, but I enjoy it
negative female attention is still female attention
think it's messed up my brain's wiring though because now I've come to expect it
scared that if someone's actually genuinely nice to me I'll probably push them away

our policemen and women resolve violent situations by making reasoned logical arguments. you yanks wouldn't understand.

Find it strange that /vg/ doesn't have a Metal Gear general given some of the shite on there

whose orders?

So the bald lad in that sue pic wasn't the sueposter?

covid can be cured Remdesivir

it surely was a nothing burger the whole time

In an ideal world, war would be a constant thing and because of all the men dying those who survived would have 3 or 4 wives.

r/maturefeet

*smashes you across the head with a truncheon*

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dead game - what would you talk about?
but maybe you could start one

alri Micron

Too pissed off after MGSV.
Though if Metal Gear Online was still up I'm sure there would be a general for that.

>she posted it for the dancing
>it's watched for the dancing
>it's posted her for the dancing
>you care about the dancin

t. started with the greeks

We do have armed response officers also who get called in when a gun is needed

aka a chadocracy

God's

HE PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

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What a strange way to convey a message
He got together with his girlfriend and decided that the most cutting way to have a jab at black people was to write down the jabs on a piece of paper and slowly reveal what they say by using them as a coaster and taking the cup off it and them symbolically pouring the water on the word 'nigger'

the concept was superb, the execution was poor

thatchers

women are so fucking boring

imagine picking a fight with the world health organisation

stephen fry was never really very funny on whose line is it anyway (yes i know he was on the radio version first)
gimp cannot flouting trivia wherever he goes

for me? Josh Wink

Chads die in combat

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god
did I type that out
bit of introspection
haha

he raped my mum and then went back into the field n thats how i was born

london looks lovely this time of year

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went to thailand once when i was 3 and the second time when i was 17
DIDNT like it

need an MMO to lose myself in for 12 hours a day lads, recommendations?

Please redpill me on why every fucking loser with an entry level "career" has not hit it.
You've never "worked" a day in your life you fucking jizz-brained slit.

nice social distancing bro

she is fucking hot but the nigger bod speak is a big turn off

have you tried reading a book

if you've never played WoW before I suppose you could play that
or if you have played it before try elder scrolls online
just my two cents

what have oyu tried lad? what sort of thing are you looking for

Same
Biggest letdown in gaming ever imo

why you racist against brown asians bro

lotro but unironically
havent played it for a good few years now but put 100s and 100s of hours into that game

have you tried having sex?

Majestic 12

*enters the thread in a helicopter playing Take On Me*

what you watching tonight lad

youtube.com/watch?v=dWNvlyycWzQ

>the nigger bod speak
and in english?

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Old school Runescape

>this is how white people dance

you can't have sex 12 hours a day

daily reminder

twitter.com/amnestyusa/status/1251209315307917312

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tantric chads rise up

i am one scientifically speaking

Meant for

>Some guy I worked with 7 years ago and have only spoken to about 3 years ago is trying to call me on Facebook messenger, has left 3 missed calls.

Literally why are you calling me you weirdo?

Played RS for way too much time when I was younger
Remember convincing my mum to get me premium haha

hold me lads
youtube.com/watch?v=H9694K85Xc8

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wanna bet?

lol definitely don't answer that

you just know she's shagging absolute übermensch

can only last about 10 minutes with a book

I did 1-60 just last year on light's hope, it's not fresh enough, also tried ESO

see above diego, how are you handling quarantine

good shout, is it populated?

No archives soz

nothin g after graham just shit on ionternet i guess

>3 missed calls
could be an emergency

still chuckle at the one time on a night out I tried calling for a taxi but ended up calling my mum instead

drunk calling
might be down on his luck, feeling sorry for himself
return the call

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weird that in these little enclaves there are people that society, the government and time forgot
many are significantly more backwards and fanatical than their families back home. its literally asian muh heritage, genuinely

which board is it usually on