Do Krauts really?

Do Krauts really?

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what is wrong with germ*ns?

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yes

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Hello based department?

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Do all Germans take a shovel on holidays?
Alternatively is there money to be made setting up a shovel shop near the beach wherever Germans go for holiday?

YES

Why? Just why? You're destroying the beach, definitely don't want those here

>Why? Just why? You're destroying the beach, definitely don't want those here

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>Why? Just why? You're destroying the beach, definitely don't want those here

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fuck the beach

That must have been a giant sandcastle

Fuck the germs

I did it too as kid, am I an honorary aryan?

Making holes on the beach is the comfiest thing you can do there. It's also quite rewarding, because at the end you have a cool place to stay away from the sun without the need of an umbrella. People around you also enjoy it and you can tell they are filled with joy when they come to check out your 2m deep hole.
When you go home, you fill it the best you can and the waves finish the job.

I guess this explains whats going on in that pic? Or not..?

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Yes and its comfy. I cant wait to have a lot of sons to destroy beaches with. I remember going with friends or alone to a beach with more mud than sand. We would dig huge holes sometimes even spending multipld days on a hole and decorating it and sometimes making fantasy worlds and waterworks. Building dikes, canals and streams.

>he never build jelly fish traps
kek

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I love to do that as well, i don't know why it's so fucking fun.

Me, my cousins and a uncle buried a Ford Granada under the sands about 10 years ago. It's still there.

Germans and the like may act advanced but every so often they do something that reminds you they come from primitives. Nothing has changed, only the primitives became better trained.

Based. You can also dig out a comfortable chair to sit on while basking in the sun.

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lmao they really do that on our beaches

Patrician right here

loool americans

We alsatians do that as well. Nothing wrong with it, it's funny. We make castles and some track going to the sea and we pour water into it trying to not break it all apart.

Spoken like a true Dutchman. Your country is a hole in the beach after all.

Like you would know

among my favs from the old polandball

>entrenching? haha nein, wir sind just making fun little moats and jelly fish traps
>die kinder like ze little zigzag patterns, nothing to do vis line of sight in case ze allies- I mean ze other kinder jump in our moats
>ja wir sind netvorking our moats wis der hot dog stand to make it easier to get our bratwurst orders to ze front of ze moats. s-supply lines? haha so silly
We're onto you, Krauts.

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I thought she was taking a shit in a shoe lamo

>germans go literally anywhere
>they bring their favorite shovel from their shovel collection and start digging trenches to soothe their autism

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I used to make sand castles with a moat and canal to fill the moat. Afterwards I would close off sea access so that the castle would be standing on its own.

based. sounds comfy.

Alda deutsche Herkunft ist tatsächlich und unwidersprechlich die allergrößte in diesem Land. Hätte hätte Fahrradkette usw aber echt jetzt wir haben uns zweimal die falsche Seite angeschlossen. Und wahrscheinlich kommt derjenige Typ von deutschem Blut - wir sind hierzulande alle Mischlinge also zumindest teilweise. Fug:D:D
Grüße aus Klappland, sei gesichert in diesen Zeiten

I built a bridge on a beach once

we used to build castles and then try to build dykes to protect them as long as possible from the waves coming ever closer due to returning high tide.
incorporating seaweed aswell as sticks and stones in the dyke to make it more robust.

>Germans in so much shock from WWI, they are still digging trenches 100 years later

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