Please come to Germany and eat our sausages

Please come to Germany and eat our sausages

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i prefer schnitzel but sure

I'm too poor to afford traveling atm, I'm sure they're wonderful.

B...but quarantine and travel restrictions

Am to poor to go. What do you season them with so I can somewhat know what they taste liek.

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You should try the sausage of Montbéliard.

I want to, but it's harram

also please have sex with our women

sausage is not always made of pork.

if you want a schnitzel go to Austria. Germans couldn't make a proper Schnitzel if their life depended on it

it's a secret

wew lad

well the Schnitzels in Bavaria are cool but they aren't original Schnitzels

im moving to Essen in fall, dont speak a word of english and still will be working in goverment related IT sector you guys are unreal

*dont speak a word of german my bad

wouldnt trust a germ either, full of dirty thoughts them lot. might hide pubes, piss or shit in my meal and jerry jerk it in the corner when i piss off.

I can only eat meat that have been slaughtered with the Lord name

you'd like that wouldn't you

coping hard.

>im moving to Essen in fall

wich Essen. There is more than one. I assume the big one in the ruhr area.

gLADLY

But I only crave for your sweet cherry.

>mfw germans boil their sausages

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My grandma makes the best schnitzeln in EVROPA tbf.

Pan fried is the Supreme way to prepare sausage.

For me, its boudain

It looks delicious, but I need a little more bread!

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I'm going in September. Please don't cancel Oktoberfest.

should bavaria and austria be one country? German guy I know always says this (he's not from bavaria he's from east germany)

>should bavaria and austria be one country


absolutely

and the left bank of the rhine should be shared wiht france and the benelux

i can't speak Germany tho

Will your girls eat my sausage though?

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>and the left bank of the rhine should be shared wiht france and the benelux


no fuck off you gready fucking frogs.

Nobody is going to post the webm of that guy snorting coke on a german's sausage?

Me inside my boyfriends butt tb h

no thanks looks like some jew already bit the tip off.

It is only part of our natural borders though

how can you be against Nature? you should be glad the benelux is allowed to live

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