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corbyn and ar' 'sha edition

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hello lads

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I know rite?
She's so perfect

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mad how you can still see a slight family resemblance in your second and third cousins

why do women listen to such shit music?

THE DOGGERINOS

made a new but was too late

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Don't think you're going outside without being vaccinated and your phone tracking your movement, sunshine.

hello

what if I don't take my phone with me?

willard

do you think that psychologically people are more or less inclined to give them money if they see they have a decent amount in their jar already?

What's your excuse for not having a gf?

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oink

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being 5'3 and diego rivera but uglier

Your phone can already be used for tracking.

I’m also somewhat doubtful that microchipping humans would pass an ethics committee.

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>tfw you witnessed the fall of Aisha
I cried out, searched the heavens for an answer, WHY? But the pounds piled on, and the tattoos kept coming. I'm not the man I once was.

nah

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absolute fucking banger

never seen my second and third cousins

They're social animals live and die by the zeitgeist

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laziness. i could do anything i want if i wasnt so lazy

the deadly corbynavirus

they're already doing it on a voluntary basis
they OWN the ethics committees
they OWN everything

haha remember when they were friends and then they weren't lol

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The russian experience

Being just an average-looking male (invisible) and rampant female hypergamy in society

pretty sure that's
>during alcoholism
>after alcoholism

haha

Yes, “voluntary”.

Try making that mandatory and then see how people react.

about to smoke the worlds last ciggie

*drops toaster in the pool*

mental how /brit/ broke up their friendship by exposing what a cunt sara is

>yeah, babes, you see whenever someone posts a harry potter related thread it's only a matter of time before someone posts this copypasta, a play on-words of "copy paste" referring to its being used over and over again and sometimes passed off as an original post, which has the infamous "stretch their legs" piece. Notice the accompanying image? The joke is that the order of quality isn't serious and sometimes new posters, or newfags, will post that they disagree with the order but they're falling for the ruse, additionally sometimes people will troll for (You)'s, which are replies, by pretending to not be aware that it is a copypasta. Haha, I love these! they're great.

>female hypergamy in society

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rasheed

It's true. At least you have shitloads of money. Just go out and buy yourself some pussy

what happened???

they wont have a choice
if you make it so that a chip is required to go outside in the form of a digital vaccine certificate then most will do it

have $150 in the ol bank account

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hello ladies

I clicked Yes on every single girl in my area on OkCupid and didn't get a single mutual match
I'm 6 foot, in good shape and average looking. Not anywhere near good enough nowadays
Even fat, hideous women expect Chad

I bet you're all sitting nice at home with your family watching TV and eating together and that

I'm not I'm just in my flat on my own with nothing but my laptop and you're shit posts to stare at

*slowly hobbles across the street*

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what does "buying pussy" have to do with a gf?

sloth faced cunt

just wanna fucking eat lads, gonna go to tesco bakery and get cookies, doughnuts, muffins and scarf the lot and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me

Fucking grim if you aren't a student

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parents invited me to stay with them during lockdown
would much rather be at my flat by myself tbqh

unironically used to live exactly like this at uni with the lads, except there was probably loads of weed on the table too

bait harder

I look like the male version of also I'm a horrible person
lol

my uni experience was EXACTLY like this

Remove the big tits and she's a total mong.
Yet with the big tits all my brain wants to do is impregnate her.

Testosterone eh

good lord

I still doubt it. We’re too used to having civil liberties. Curb those so explicitly and people will riot.

do love a good masturbation

Has anyone had their teeth cleaned by dentist?
I've got these small stains on one of my lower front teeth which are beginning to annoy me. How would they remove the stains? I don't trust them with an electric, metal-tipped thing. Is there another way?

mine did too but i had a cough at the time

that girl is going to fuck so many guys in order to feel some semblance of love and attention

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Thinking about the bankers and their bonuses again, lads.

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Based

but they are using their bioweapon to force this upon us
if they say they are using it as a form of safety mechanism more people will accept it

This would basically do nothing, by the way.

what if the dentist gassed you and then throat fucked you
would you be upset or just let it slide if you learned afterwards?

even massive fucking tits couldn't make up for that face

just spent about an hour down the field with the dog with some ex para going on about how the Chinese are going to invade Europe through Russia or the Atlantic, got a bit upset when i asked him how it would even be possible to send your entire navy 3000 Miles without getting noticed

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she's right tbf

no they won't

Don't care. She's jailbait 'n has a great body.
Slightly monged face makes her attainably attractive for me.

Firstly, the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses ITS DISGUSTING

Thinking about the Irish Potato Famine again, lads.

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which is /brit/ more afriad of ...

nig stabby londoners
paki rapists
irish travellers harrrassing farmers?

well how do you explain id2020.org then

I don't know who needs to hear this but your nose is literally fine and you do not *need* that nose job

TikTok is turning me into an absolute SIMP
I'm falling in love with this girl

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Do they realise that they have objectively ugly faces and are just viewed by men as youthful fuckmeat?

>chinese navy
kek

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Fuck off kike

Got a ringing in my ears like ive just been flashbanged but its constant

i think some of them are most afraid of having to pay their rent

People will see through it. There’s already questioning towards how the governments of the world have handled the crisis. You think people will be happy to just do what the gov says when they fucked up their response so badly?

Thinking about Diane Abbott's nude photos again, lads.

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this is about to happen to me

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gf just sent me this

>falling in love with a slag
absolute beginner mistake

me when I'm hungover

thurs a willer down thur

same, it's tinnitus
I've had it for about 3 months now ever since they put up a 5G tower near my house
not even memeing

anyone seen monica lads? she's so cute

Alri Emma.