/cum/

Based loliposter driving away the homophiles, keep up the godly work.

Something is wrong with his right eye.
Unofficial /cum/ census
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>homophiles
still not a word lol

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I got mine on Tuesday

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>schizoposter is a pedo
Not surprised desu

>accusing me of being a pedo
Cease slandering me like you did with Jason and FK, I'm not a pedo nor am I a homophile, these are false claims.

Just because you don't like something doesn't mean it isn't real you deranged retard.

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I mean. It is a word. A very dated one, but still a word.
That doesn't mean that using it isn't cringy and dumb.

OH MY GOD IM SO FUCKING GAY

I NEED COCK

I CRAVE COCK

GIVE ME THE /CUM/

ALL THE /CUM/ IS MINE

HOSE ME DOWN WITH YOUR SEMEN /CUM/ ITS BEAUTIFUL

Here we go again

Is your name Steve johnson?

its not a word lmao prove me wrong (can't)

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Why are you like this?

dirty whore for easy (You)s

Forgot pic.

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ask why

Just ignore schizoposter.
He has brain problems.
Please no.

>its not a word lmao prove me wrong (can't)
Homophile is a word, see >Just ignore schizoposter.
>He has brain problems.
I don't have any issues, if anyone has issues it's YOU, homophile.

This guy pulls you over when you're driving and tells you to get out of the car.
What do you do?

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BPD is getting tiring

my state is becoming dangerously based

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Oh fug, I feel like my booty is in danger.
Bipolar depression?

Borderline personality disorder. Its doctor speak for "is a fucking moody asshole" a made up disorder so people can justify their bad behavior.

big pp disorder?

Unfair.
I want free tuition.

Literal schizo homophile post right here folks.

yah but then you have to live in nebraska

Oh. Okay, that makes sense. I believe that being a moody asshole could be defined as a mental illness.

Its an American right to point guns at government officials.

Superglue my cheeks together.

>Literal schizo
Yes

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Reminder to ignore schizoposter.
That's your disorder, Ale. I bet you've got the biggest penis here.

It is not, I'm afraid.

>Reminder to ignore schizoposter.
Which one?

The first CUM map, made in 1889.

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I always keep my redditflags on and i never make anti-gay posts, so probably the other guy.

That's a nice map. I can see where I live on it.

>I always keep my redditflags on and i never make anti-gay posts, so probably the other guy.
Only homophiles have extraflags on, it makes it easier for them to hook up with each other and fuck.

it aint too bad and the people receiving itpllived there for a few years already so probably dont care. most of the nature is just plains and it isnt great if you like high population though. better than i*wa at least

I fucking hate dogs

> doggy hair everywhere. Everywhere! They are also available to guests when they visit us
> Download every day and there will be more
> use the dog outdoors when yawning early in the morning and in the evening blurred eyes from fatigue
> it rains. Well nothing but out and out in the yard
> ai thunder? the dog pees on the floor
> ai new year? the dog pees on the floor
> in the rain, frost, cold and hot in that fucking yard to walk some hair
> dog fucking shit. Collect lower life shit and carry it in a small bag in your hand
> if you don't collect shit then the streets look awful
> dog cubs in the spring in a snowfall with a good fuck and those shit that peeks out from there at night
> hair dog hair everywhere
> VUH VUH VUH dogs barking head kii gay dog
> may come to smell asks the ladies outside well you don't fucking get anyone interested think
> our fifi is now 2 years blah blah blah
> work live play with children live everyday life
> get an idea to go aboard? not even going when dog care is not arranged
> then we're home
> can't go there can't go here
> no oo dog room
> A car full of dog hair and snout marks on the windows
> the feeling when the dog barks at the dogs outside in the car
> a dog in the hallway
> A dashing dog shakes itself in the hallway
> Droop dogs mud along the mushrooms
> paws shit and dirty
> rub himself on the couch

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I already pounded out sashy's bp, you can be next if you want.

so some junkie stabbed me with their heroin needle today. just got back from the hospital. fuck philadelphia.

Is it true that you're actually Ariana Grande?
If so, why do you post here?

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Reminder to ignore schizoposter

Look, how many times do I have to explain this? I am NOT interested in homophiliacs nor am I myself a homophile, I'm not going to partake in anything of the sort.

Was he robbing you? Or just a random act of violence? Hope you're alrigh.

based phillybro
not even you guys can beat the crackheads we have out in camden

You are my enemy now, my Fingol brother. You are unapologetically evil.

Sounds about right.
I hope you didn't get the HIV.