CHOOSE a life loser

20's years old version.

1. Once you have chosen, you will not be able to exit these regions for ever. You just can travel between these nations.

2. You can change your location every 3 months, all houses should be similar or traditional of the country.

3. You can start your life as single or with the women of the photos, who will be ’deeply in love with you’.

4. You’ll receive a monthly basic income (adjusted to prices, inflation and proportional to the rest of the countries). If you want more money you’ll have to get a job (guess online would be the best idea, but just for companies of the region you have chosen).


Vehicles info: (5. You can’t change them. If they break, they will be replaced)

Southern Europe: Alfa Romeo Alfasud and Montesa Impala 175.

Northern Europe: Volvo V60 and Polaris 800 Pro Rmk.

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why would anyone choose B

Don't call me loser it hurts my feelings.

Does it really matter? No matter which life I choose I will always end up sitting inside watching anime the entire day

B and only ever leave Norway to visit Finland on occassion. Most of the nordics are depressing to be around. But at least Norway is a developed country.

As opposed to other nordics?

I love Portugal damn

When you had Monica Bellucci on A it was an obvious choice but Imma go with B now

A

southern europe has low purchasing power

You absolute fucking autists have way too much free time on your hands

Yes

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Can I have B but with Irene instead of generic Nord bimbo?

You must have an incredibly narrow definition of a developed country then because I can barely tell the difference

B but with the portuguese mamacita

A. Northern europe is boring as fuck

Like you could tell the difference. They're all first world. Much more than Germany

I choose Irene.

Living in the mountains is cool.

No, this time will happen. I promise

More developed societies? Higher life satisfaction? Isn't it obvious?

your soul will regret

What is this soul you're talking about? I wouldn't know I'm a n*rdoid

imagine Irene with 35 yelling at you like this, after lunch, half drunk, burp of wine and fresh rosemary chicken, exhausted for apparently nothing. A countryside by the sea. 25-35ºC for 7 months in a row. Life could be good brother

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Southern regions have plenty of comfy mountain villages, like north spain, north italy and north west greece

Plus better food, more qts and beaches

A. Scandinavia looks boring as fuck and freezing temperatures the entire year isn't good.

you get a nice short summer of mosquito swarming everywhere too

I'd go to Creta first with Irene: half a year

I can see this totally happen

B with my greta wife

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>25-35ºC for 7 months in a row.
literal TORTURE

i really dont care as long as shes european :)

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