Have you retards ever tried hitting on your teachers?

How did it work out?

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my teacher (hottest teacher i ever had) one time noticed that i dont raise my hand anymore when she asks questions so she asked me to stay after class and asked if there's anything she could do to help

continue

i said no and she never brought it up again

I found nudes of my extremely hot music teacher online and relentlessly wanked off to them. I could never talk to her properly again, especially since she was a naturally flirty person.

No, I'm not that autistic

The eternal Finn strikes again

I had a turkish teacher and she had an enormous ass and itty bitty waist, and short red hair. Pure prepubescent boner fuel

Fingolian genes doing their job

I used to sleep wit my university lecturer. She was 42 and pretty cute. No regrets.

other way round, i didnt want it, she got convicted

She said it was impossible

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Wtf is wrong with you
Do you still have the nudes?

when i was in 14, we got new young english teacher which session always easily derailed by mentioning sex related topics.
one time i elbowed her boobs accidentally and she responded with little scream which almost sounds like a moan, she look at me with flirtatious look and pervy smile.
i shit you fucking not, and she looks like paler princess azula with acne scars.

but i was thinking about asking her to show me her boobs i just didnt do it

no but I had a caveman turk classmate in elementary who apparently choked out a female teacher. He was older and way bigger than everybody else and I have no fucking clue why the fuck he still was in elementary school at that time but dude was such a violent meathead with a grape for a brain, haven't heard of him since but I hope he's fucking dead

>paler princess azula with acne scars.
Okay now I know to what I fap to later
Based. Biste in Berlin auf die Schule gegangen?

ne Ludwigshafen

Mine were always gross so no.

Waren alle Kanacken da so drauf?

German question, is there a difference between haven and hafen? Is it just a dialect difference?

Had a Persian MILF Algebra teacher in middle school. I would talk about wanting to fuck her in the locker room and the rumor spread, so I'm sure she probably heard about it.
Unfortunately I moved shortly after that. Would've been cool to /ss/. She had the best pair of tits I've ever seen

No I'm retarded and lost all my photos on my drive

ne zum Glück nicht, die meisten waren wirklich korrekt drauf und haben nie wirklich scheiße gebaut.

Hafen is correct word to use, its just some city names that use haven, for example cuxhaven (lel)

Bei mir waren eigentlich alle korrekt drauf bis auf die Albaner. Die haben immer mit den Türken oder Russen Stress angefangen und haben kassiert lmao
This day is truly dire

Lab assistant in my chemistry lab is so hot even with the coat and googles. We talked about random stuff in lab and she told me some gossips about other lab assistants lol. We made jokes back and forth ,and got to know each other more. The age gap is smth like 6-7 and i had lab classes once in 2 weeks. Thats because i never thought of making a move and also it can fuck up my whole course if it backfires. I would tho,if i knew this covid shit would delay school,i saw her the day before schools closed so that's it.

>that digits.
>that answer.
Based and betapilled

I once called my teacher a MILF to her face in the front of the whole class in 10th grade.

Also I’m really attracted to a professor I’ve had numerous times before but she’s married and I need her help entering the field I’m interested in after graduating. I think after I’m set I’m going to reveal my feelings for her though cause YOLO

Ja auf die Russen kann man immer zählen wenn irgendwelche Kanacken mal wieder Randale machen lol. Gute Typen

You mean in German? Don't think theres a word "haven" actually

dangerously based

there used to be a lot more dialects and town names date from times where nothing was standardized anyway. town names dont follow language standards.

Frage mich ob das als selbstdox gilt aber juckt net

>be me in senior year of highschool
>new biology teacher
>she is only here for a few months
>5/10 at best, but you could tell she was easy to get
>tell my homies "if you ever wanted to fuck a teacher of yours this is your only chance"
>"yo wtf user youd actually do that?"
>"just to be he guy who did it, no other reason"
>continue being a good student, smile at her and shit like that, just show that im the only guy in the class that gives a fuck about what she is talking about
>my friends notice, kepp making jokes about it, but still respect the attempt
>semester is coming to an end
>she invites the whole class out to coffee since its her last week of teaching
>sit next to her in cafeteria
>the boys keep making remarks about me sitting next to her
>she doesnt get them because she is fucking stupid
>slide closer and closer to her
>out of nowhere she screams "DID YOU JUST TOUCH MY LEG?"
>everyone loses their shit
>howling
>im just sitting there smiling
>she says "haha just kidding, its ok"
>we finish coffee
>go back to class
>she holds one final speech and tears up in the middle of it as women do
>fast forward to the last day of school
>was gonna go for the kill there
>she didnt show up
>feel disappointed
My friend called me "teacherfucker" for the entire semester which was pretty cool, but other than that nothing came out of it
there are also legal implications for teacher-student relationships so it might have been for the best that nothing happened

They were mostly old fat women...

>cafeteria
the cafe*

the place was pretty fancy i wonder how she even afforded it