You know what, it's funny, I thought these were made up names for the gag, "bargain booze," "poundland...

You know what, it's funny, I thought these were made up names for the gag, "bargain booze," "poundland," but they're actually real popular British stores.

Maybe ngubu is a real person.

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sort of. the premier league (top tier of english football) is argubly the best league in the world and has some of the richest football clubs who buy players from all over the planet, mostly from europe, south america and africa. whilst ngubu isn't an actual person i guess he's supposed to represent one of those players from a far away place, that barley speaks english and is loved by his fans who would likely hate him if he was just some regular foreigner in uk.

They'd also hate him even more if a rival club bought him

true, but that would be the same for a white english player.

what do all the local talented enthusiasts that don't get picked up for national teams do instead?

Play in leagues in other countries.
You can see this in basketball; over 50% of the entire European federation is made of African American players who weren't good enough for the NBA.

europe has a basketball league? I'm not very much a follower of professional sports. I presume they also have a football league.

Basketball is very big in Europe, but (American) Football is nonexistant.
Here in Israel (part of all the European sport leagues) we have two or three football teams total, made up exclusively of American expats

no one plays your dogshit handegg game

They do in Poland.

The English football league system is huge. The top 4 leagues or so you can make a living out of it. The lower you get though you either get paid very little or not at all. So if you like football you can still play for a local club at an amateur level of you want.

Valium, spice and fentanyl.

t. not an athlete

Nigga, you invented rugby.

>the premier league (top tier of english football) is argubly the best league in the world

haha do brits actually believe that? you guys suck at football.
and buying up players for absurd amounts of money from all over the world is standard practice.

better than handegg cowards in their helmets
and more popular globally

>championship league final AND europa league final consisted of 4 English teams last year
our superiority is undeniable

La liga is probably better but that's it. I'm talking about the league not the England national team.

Wait until you find out that Greggs is a real place too

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Oooh thats right mate.
Americans are too pussy for everything.

>you guys suck at football.
Most people playing in the Premier League aren't even Brits though

this kills me!

isnt the national team supposed to be made up out of the best players of the nation? how can the league be good but the national team worse?

Players already suffer brain damage with the helmets on. It's a violent game. Pads are necessary.

The norf memes are made by British people satirising the grim reality of lower class Britain. There's truth in all of them.

>nooooo not my pweshious bwain
sez the burgerclappomuttistani

Because the Premier League is made up of the best players in the world, while the national team is made up of the best players from one country

I explained it in first post. The league is so rich they can buy great players from all over the planet. Teams like man city often play a team with all non-brits.

When I said it's arguably the best league I was talking about quality of players and competing in European compitions. Not about amount of local players, fan culture, soul etc which has sadly been sacrificed for profit.

And that's why I love it.

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love it

norf is one of these new funny meme that are actually good