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Any MKultra sleeper cell man in? If you triggered my codeword I could slaughter a room full of women and children without remorse. I’m a trained killer.

Can still hear my dog's last breath. I can't get it out my head.

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Getting really into fingothing

what directx and do i need it

*Jurassic Park T-Rex theme starts playing*
*the liquid in your cup starts rippling periodically*
Uhhhh, anyone else hear that? It's a hot pocket tremor, that's what it is. I'm fairly alarmed here.

would love to execute them all and proclaim a Totalitarian Republican Dictatorship

i was the 4th knifeman in the JFK assassination

>knifeman
Heh... so that’s your weapon of choice? For me it’s the katana...

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Could kill everyone in this thread in under 8 seconds with a 9MM

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Timothy Dalton in: James Bond: Licence to Kill (my bollocks)

desuarchive.org/int/search/tripcode/!COYS0IE7M/
>all those recent posts

what's going on big guy?

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15 posters, 8 seconds? You’re slacking kid, try 6.

me in the far corner

depressed

also

make this season void

fuck Liverpool

GF probably dumped him, haven't seen him post any images of his snacks or her in a while.

Any Charli man in

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reckon his wife has had to be near him for more than a few minutes and realised what a boring mong he is

plans for tonight
finish assassin's creed rogue
reading for 3 hours

saturday
30 mile cycle ride early in the morning
start watching deadwood, hopefully can get a few episodes in
play journey
maybe watch a film in the evening

sunday
start playing the first uncharted game
watch stalker

Did one hundred and ninety get his trip broken or what

literally why don’t you ask 190cm the same when he’s LITERALLY SAYING HES DEPRESSED

not 190cm btw

fellow tramp lover reporting

RICED

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got banned fir spam

Assassins Creed and Uncharted. Oh dear

post the webm of are Mark pulling faces on the back of the open-top bus

need a porno with this plot

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chicken poo, in my stew
chicken poo, in my shoe
chicken poo, in my hair
chicken poo, everywhere!

I just wanna go back

back to 1999

>/brit/
Sage.

I don't want to feel the wrath of the eternal anglo again

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clearing the backlog lad

cringe so much at these NPC's clapping every evening

Who's this then and whats his novelty or gimmick as it were

US intelligence report puts the deaths in wuhan at 40000

Uncharted 1 is fucking gash, wouldn't bother.
Journey on the other hand is incredible, would recommend a bowl or two before loading it up.

some larping tranny

Dont care about any of the assassin's creed games but this is a tune.
youtube.com/watch?v=FSVHx23ByhM

*surreptitiously googles 8th queen album*

weekly furlough payment of €400 just hit the bank account. Cant even go out so i'm saving more than I ever did even with around 200 less a week in wages

RU CEE RIA RAY ROPORANDA FUCKIN WHITU WUHAN BEST CITY RON REARTH

youtu.be/W3odd78g7po

Wanking material is literally a drug. Wanking is just the route of intake.

You can wank daily to porn, which is like doing crack cocaine every day. Quite catastrophic.
Or you can wank every other day/once a week to softcore images. Which is like having a few beverages now and then. Healthy lifestyle.

Choose your lifestyle.

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>US
>intelligence

LIBERATE THE UK!

cannae imagine not waking up early in the morning. if i wake up after 8 i feel like udder shit

alistair

>US intelligence report
Haha
Might as well trust Goebbels

WHERE IS BORROCK LAD

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what about just using your imagination

Secretary Pretty

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trump is actually mental

Don't wank to false idols lad. Having a cheeky shag is like having a few chilled bevvies. Wanking is like drinking mouthwash because you're desperate

i think you meant to say based

Famed US intelligence was clueless to what the fuck was going on in its primary nemesis state, China, until it was too late

mentally based

Psychotic > Senile

4 more years

Don’t want Emma Watson to apologize for her car, I just want her to brap in my face.

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the fuck i've been abducted by greys

it's a crying shame she isn't sat on my face at present

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remember when i accidentally ended up in a white nationalist rally when i was D.C haha

They took a peek at your todger while you were out.

imagine considering yourself an edgy chon using cutting edge radical and believing what the cia says
hooting

qt face but she's dumpy as fuck... must be about 5'0" and 11 stone