What happens here? Are they like Danes?

>Which part is Schleswig?
It's the northern part

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duchy_of_Schleswig

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>Why do they go to your garden?
Probably looking for food. Pretty sure they have their hole somewhere close to the garden.
Once I also saw a rat with big balls roaming the garden.

>Why do they go to your garden?
They go everywere bro. Sometimes they end up in your garden.

Why? Because of Anglo-Saxons?
Do you plant stuff in your garden?
I've never seen a rabbit in the wild here

Kannst du ein bischen Dannischesprache redden ?

Danes are a small minority nowadays. We don't even know if he's from Slesvig desu.

HOLSTEIN SCHLESWIG IS RIGHTFUL DANISH CLAY

There are danes in sweden ?

>There are danes in sweden ?
No.

Do Danes feel more connected to Germany of the Nordic countries?

Nordic countries. If anything they're closer to the Dutch than the Germans.

Why?

>Do you plant stuff in your garden?
No, it appears they are fairly satisfied eating the grass.

>Kannst du ein bischen Dannischesprache redden ?
Nein, dänisch kann ich ganz und gar nicht.

I'm from Holstein. Pretty sure they were never more than the German population but after the first world war they got their Danish speaking part of schleswig back so that there were more than ever mostly Germans left in schleswig.

Culturally ? Meh I don't know. Germs can be very different from the south to the north, east to the west. Bavarians will rather look like alemannic switzerlanders than let's say schleswigerns.

Both like drugs, prostitution, "muh freedom". Not complaining, it is pretty based compared to Sweden.

Both have tried to promote an international image of themselves as cyclists. The main difference is that Danes speak an ugly, butchered and incomprehensible dialect of Scandinavian, while the Dutch speak an ugly, butchered and incomprehensible dialect of German.

Oh ok by your standards it seems obvious indeed. Dutchies and danes always sounded "free" of moralistic burdens.

no, they specifically voted not to be danes.

in fact, there are many germans in denmark

dumb fuck

>Dutchies and danes always sounded "free" of moralistic burdens.
Yes. A Dane's life revolves around drinking, smoking and fucking as much as you can. This is why they don't mix well with muslims. The very moment Danes heard that they weren't allowed to draw something, they started drawing it.

That's how their minds work. Denmark and the Netherlands are the true lands of the free.

Elaborate

Danes look more collectivists than the dutches though ?

How do they feel about Hamburg?

>Danes look more collectivists than the dutches though ?
Hence why I said that they're more Scandinavian. They're Scandinavians with a hint of Dutch, and they also have some German sausages and beer.

But the core culture is very Scandinavian. We celebrate the same feasts, tell the same tales etc.

Do you guys have the same 'hugge' tradition ? You know, the cocooning thing. When I learnt about that cultural formalism of "taking care and enjoying of one self" it made me glad as far as I remember.

WTF I thought nordics were autistic