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speak for yourself, I haven't died once

Why?? It's just a random grad programme.

Tens of thousands of people get on one each year.

I've only had sex with trannys

>our
not black jewish or pakistani

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at least my sex value is above 0

big iron has lot his touch, he no longer strikes fear into the hearts of /brit/ posters

OH GIVE IT A REST AMER

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what happens to those shemale people when they get older? Seems they can't really do anything other than tranny porn for coomers, because nobody's going to raise a family with a bloke with a a tit job and they can't exactly get a normal job presumably because nobody'll fucking hire them
do they just become an hero?

cat is on my legs

>one chance at life
>born in Cymru
Feels good

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So is this lockdown bullshit even working?

hope you're not doing anything freakish to it

comfy

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What would you average British person think of this image? Do you think they'd want to watch the show?

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do sex you virgins

nah may as well just go out

Coronavirus is so based. Lockdown is so based. It's the ultimate leveler. I no longer have to be depressed about my low-pay, entry level, boring dead-end job because all of us are just stuck at home.
Please stay forever, Coronachan

Hey Faggots, my name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on instagram. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

weird creep hes just sleeping

To all the gimmicks I've made before

Who've travelled in and out the door

They live within my heart

I'll always be a part

Of all the gimmicks I've made before

The winds of change are always blowinn

Every gimmick I try to force

They lose interest in the ballbusting

And it just carries on away

one chance at life, born in cumrag

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Would love it if they hadn’t closed the gyms

they wouldn't see a show, they'd see a virgin badge worn by whatever specimen is subjecting them to it

youtube.com/watch?v=b07eafPe7pY

people are ignoring it now. next shops will open and we'll just accept the death toll

Depends. It's not stopping covid19 spreading but it's proved that the British public are totally malleable, you could even say "cucked".

based

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>it's the ultimate leveler
please tell me no one is stupid enough to believe this. i trust your post is sarcastic but some people have been spouting memes not dissimilar

niggo bliggo diggerly dog
i've a bliggerty jigbercly trog

It's surreal. Never in my life thought something like this could happen. If it doesn't go into June it would've been an absolute Godsend.

I hate introverts physically, I despise those kinds of people. I can hardly bear to talk to them. They have the Chaplin disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge. They are arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, their arrogance is unlimited. And that makes me almost nauseous with anger and disgust. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s afraid. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups.

Introverts are ridiculously arrogant. Their "humbleness" is arrogance. Their "shyness" is arrogance. They are as arrogant as anyone else. But you won't know that because they are afraid. They don't talk much not because they are shy or quiet, but because they are afraid. Afraid of being made fun of, afraid of being humiliated. Afraid of other people. This is where the arrogance, and the contradiction comes in. Introverts crave validation; they crave it more than any extrovert. They want to be praised, they want to be glorified. But the fear of humiliation prevents them from striving for it. It makes them paranoid. That fear drives them to hate everyone else, to antagonize everyone else, to sit in a corner and spit on everyone who passes by.

Now, what will our poor little introvert do now that he can't get his validation from other people? He will be put on a pedestal, by himself; he will rub the nose of others in the dirt, by himself, all in his own mind. This is why they are so passive aggressive: they don't need to bring you down physically, you are already humiliated in their own minds.

not a word

laughing out loud thinking of the lad going "youve just assaulted me you CUNT"

fuck the civil service fast stream

nepotistic as fuck and is for people like Michael Gove’s daughter.

once chance in life

born in rural poorthern direland

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not a single

The mind of an introvert is inbred. The prejudices it holds feed off themselves, and the biases festering within confirm themselves. It returns, again and again, back to itself for comfort and validation, like a spiral circling inwards ad infinitum. (This inbreeding of thought sometimes leads to a very deformed and ugly view of other people and the world. No surprise then at the fact that sadists, masochist, fetishists, serial killers, are more often than not introverts).

As I said before, introverts get validation from themselves. External input is filtered to remove anything which might affect their prejudices and biases. This is why they appear to be so neutral, not because they are actually so, but because they are afraid to bring out their opinions into the glare of public scrutiny. They start getting anxiety at the thought of people picking away at their precious little values in the broad daylight. At the thought that their worldview might be wrong. All they want to do is to sit in the dark and let their biases and prejudices fester while quietly smiling to themselves in their surety.

Not surprising since their entire world is closed up like a tightly wound ball of yarn inside their minds. Unlike extroverts, who are more receptive in that they welcome feedback from the outside, introverts are not so, they rarely ever change their inert minds, no matter how much evidence you throw at them. They are stubborn, afraid of change, unreactive and often they mistake this stubbornness, which originates from fear, as integrity.

Introvert here
Literally all of this is true

BVLL