/brit/

five fucking massive shits so far and another one hanging out the hole
throat hurts from straining

i do all my own stunts

Deano is a massive lad, and a legend to his mates.
At 5.30pm, he drives his Audi A5 home, careful not to scratch it 'cause it's on a really expensive lease. But it's worth it 'cause checkout the bluetooth capabilites.
He opens the door (which still has the film on the windows) of his new build in suburbia. He drops his M&S carrier bag on the floor; he'll save the percy pigs for later.
His girlfriend looks up from her phone, quickly closing tindr.
>Hey babe, how was your day?
>Hey babe, great cheers, me and Danny had a right laff on one of the viewings and I'm in line to get a 2k raise if I keep these sales figures up.
His girlfriend looks away disinterestedly, thinking of the Chad from tindr she's chatting up. Deano is glad she bought this barefaced lie and hopes his lie was good enough to cover his affar with Tina, some slut from the estate agents.
Deano swanks into the pristine kitchen, opens his bare cupboards, pulls out the only item in the cupboard - worcester sauce. He douses his ready meal and chucks it into the pristine oven (still with film on the window).
Deano swings into the back room, a bare beige room that stinks of new carpet. It has a 65" TV in the corner with a slimline ps4 sat beside.
>Deano is a master at fifa.
All his mates agree he's the don, especially at long shots and especially after a couple of stellas. Deano the don.
>Deano the don!
Shouts one of his mates as deano logs on
>Fucking Danny!
Shouts deano back, his girlfriend in the next room rolls her eyes as she sends another suggestive snapchat to all contacts.
Deano goes on to win the match 17-10 and his league chances are looking great.
The oven timer goes off and deano sprints back to the kitchen, he pours the sludge onto a pristine plate (still has sticker on the bottom).
He pokes his head into the lounge and offers his gf some, knowing she'll refuse.
>No thanks, I'm eating out with the girls
>She's off to meet Ngubu, the one all the slags told her about.

youtube.com/watch?v=FhkhuarqDGE

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Ah yes, 'brits'

twitter.com/LFC_blano/status/1250764347745406976

They truly are.
They tend to be more feminine.
So much better than midgets who act bossy because they are insecure about their lack of height.

it's true

The gaff lads

youtube.com/watch?v=WhvoJWrZKQ8

love modernity
'ate tradition
'ate postmodernity

rather kino
youtube.com/watch?v=miA8Td4oNcY

They're like top 6

oh fuck off you yank cunt I would glass you if you ever dared insult oasis to my face
of all time

>all these jf

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dog shit

im a spastic really

just threw another runt in the incinerator to post up my home for another day

need to consoom

Love these passive aggressive rorke vids
Post the one with deano

Shouldn’t of zoomed in at all

no wonder the minorities are all getting sick christ thats not 2 metres by any measure

I am from Northern Ireland.

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We ridin' with Biden

Reading evola
a girl came over and asked about the book
so I explained him
she made an excuse to leave within like the next 10 minutes

read it all and enjoyed it, quality stuff

close shout with alice in chains. both goats

what a slice of heaven!

based

evola is a meme

This didn't happen

you lads ever noticed strong enough by cher is the same music as i will survive by gloria gaynor? suspicious i call it.

>nooooo not the foreigners
go outside

only if you're under 18

you mean they're both gay anthems?

Noel must be fuming Liam is better off without him

youtube.com/watch?v=0CUcCdavSho

nah i mean exactly the same music behind them. can sing one over the other.

imagine being some upstanding muslim citizen going peacefully about your day when a convoy of rorkes blow through town filming couples strolling down thoroughfares and children playing in the parks so they can upload a collapse of western civilisation video when they get home for their 2000 subscribers

Oasis are dogwank and both of the Gallaghers are wankers. Noise for scruntoids simple as

Hate it when brown people stand outside and queue up for stuff

bender

but that’s where the foreigners are

The greatest artists, authors, composers and film makers are right wing.

I found this out the hard way

I wish it didn't

you do realise that this was taken yesterday right, look at the ones wearing masks
they are ignoring social distancing and then have the nerve to have a go at the government when all their relatives die

you know shut up and drive by rihanna is based on blue monday by new order

Not allowed outside because a foreign virus is killing people

batty boy

Kek

go inside

it came on the friday work playlist

leftover beef stew for lunch de lads

neat

Started working at Tesco and I don't get the "smile quota" also we were given a tablet and shown what life was like in the "Tesco family" and it showed a bunch of happy people smiling and being friendly but when I actually got out to the facility where I was to be working they just had me on a line packaging small blue pills in to bottles.
My supervisor had a go at me because I didn't smile when the clock hit 12 and said if I do that again I can expect to, and I quote, "never see sunlight again"

Nah it is working class choon music. If you're a nice middle class lad you can go listen to Stormzy and Slowthai

it's just a video of london
you're treating it like a hit piece on multiculturalism
that kinda racist dude...

clap clap clap clap

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Go to the media. Your story should be heard too.

youtube.com/watch?v=NyDyllvEFfs
*claps*

Lowbrow fiction is unironically better than middlebrow fiction

the people standing in line are doing nothing wrong