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Am I weird for only wanking to images, gifs and webms? I find porn videos so fucking boring

she's like 20

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Filled with old cockneys (good)
But also filled with made in essex types (bad)

is my memory failing me or was vine never full of these slags like tiktok is

turns out shes australian
what a piece of arse

I downloaded some random episodes of "Made in Chelsea" (dreadful show BTW) with the intention of changing my accent to theirs'. Good or bad idea? Will I end up sounding authoritative or like a wanker?

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very bad idea finlad come on now fucking hell

Excellent idea

I seriously love it because we have an actual culture to ourselves, pretty much everywhere else in the country you drive into a new county and the only thing that's different is the address. People are more outgoing and flashy and boisterous here and that's not made up. One area its definitely lacking is history though, barely any listed buildings and stuff here compared to rest of england because historically it was poor

The NHS can fuck off.
Do the job you chose to do for money.
I refuse to clap.
>im such an angel! I help people!
You know deep down that you are doing it for the personal ego boost simple as. You would not help a single soul if you hated doing so, be honest with yourself.
Is clinging to life really a good thing?

>intention of changing my accent to theirs
why would you do that?

bad idea but not as bad as if you had downloaded the only way is essex

It had some, vine stars were a thing

Idea of neutral quality

from what I hear it was, then they all went to youtube

youtu.be/Ejb5zBZL3Fk

Trying to imagine what this would sound like but simply can't do it, no Finland that is not a good idea

Bad idea. Try downloading "Purely Belter" and mimmick that accent instead.

Want an U-RP accent so lower Brits will squirm and wither at my feet.

don't like the term e-girl, might instead start calling them neo-slags

edgy

Why are women so nice lads? Really kind and caring, affectionate, love to please and nurture you and will let you have sex with them.

lmaooo

bupa is saving lives too, where's their applause?

do this with geordie shore instead

food? buildings? nah we were too poor
our culture is talking funny and spray tans

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Doing a poo

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government won't ever do this

working class people don't care if rich people die

private healthcare bad

The big question here is what group was it.

in their monthly check

pmsl

feeling depressed tonight

Their accent is not RP it's very affected, if you want to sound authoritative get a BBC newsreaders accent

They need to get a grip and stop looking for pats on the back.

yeah im thinking its time for some more warzone

been trying to find the music on this bbc vid for ages now and now luck. really annoying

the NHS isn't a charity
the staff get paid

exactly the kind of shorts id expect from an antipodean

in fact, I enjoy it:

Think they just want the correct equipment

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Oh like you're doing right now

been watching ps4 pro 4k gameplay
literally cannot fucking wait for the ps5 fuckin hell just release it now

What's the vid

there, there. *pat on the back*

amphibian bastard

bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-sussex-48757020

that's why they have to keep you in poverty
because if you ever escaped it you'd come for their heads

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Clattered

not convinced desu got a xbox only play it like 3 times a year
need a new gta

what shorts are those?

Use Shazam mate

youtube.com/watch?v=UTC70ltAYPA

>I GOT YE ON FOKIN CAMRA YE ORIBLE CUNT

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Tweet Greg Lansky and he will find out

did they clap?

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Wouldn't blacked.com have songs listed in the credits? Wouldn't know since I don't use it like you clearly do.

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yes they did
otherwise their chip would have sensed their non-participation and given them painful electric shocks until they started clapping

state of that car

can i get a chip in my bollock

if my 23andme says I have ashkenazi heritage, can I go to a rabbi and get bar mitzvah'd?

If you're bothered by spec why dont you just get the vastly more powerful new xbox

Then they should talk to the government and suppliers instead of crying to the media.

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He doesn't pronounce it 'fokin' though the u is very clear.

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUV

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sing it in vocaroo ill help

>giving a fuck about yous
Jog on

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the Campaign for Real Ale mentioned

just posted it

what phenotype is jacinda
bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/must_see/52285061/jacinda-ardern-impressionist-i-m-trying-to-be-her-because-she-s-cool

u fucking BITCH

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They go to the media because government hasnt done it

perhaps if they hadn't wasted all that money building those fucking pointless pop up hospitals to try and scare us they could afford some face masks

Tried shazam and it came up with this wtf

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might finally have a shower, getting quite stinky haha it's been a few months

Ok but with or without the intonation?

fuck you Bill Gates, you're not chipping me

bissendop

yeah but you'd have to slap you bollocks on the computer every time to log in

I know it's more powerful but not really looked into it, is it really vastly more or just marginally

Bit childish really. Im not defending the guvment.

Good lad

Haha he made the BBC joke haha

already do that anyway when im working from home

As yes the ""world health organisation"

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autism

have to go to fucking tesco lads

wish me luck

right then lads
lets see those TV licences