/balt/ + /ausnz/

What are people doing since bottle shops closed in NZ

I actually trimmed my facial hair down and shaved cheeks/neck so that the mask would properly seal if need be.

Eestinon is entirely right. Get something like the well memed Muhle R41, never look back.

buying large amounts of beer at the supermarket

Even I find it disgusting. It's all burnt. There is so much ketchup.
BRITI

What alcohol %?

I hope we won't get this law to wear mask at all times. I don't even know where to buy one.

> gf
neck yourself

fuck, I have blonde beard too. I shave all the time though

miserable

What do you do then? I bet you don't even have a garden

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an nah may
Smoking meth and belting the kids.

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DID SOMEONE SAY THEY NEED EGGS?

Living off the shit I brought before the lockdown

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oh shid, its him

post better pictures of your chickens faggot

YOU
DO
NOT
NEED
A
GARDEN
TO
BE
HAPPY

Yup, thought so too. His spergouts are the funniest when his broken English becomes apparent also

youtu.be/8wRIW0hsoTQ

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I bought huge pizza
I think I won't be able to finish it in one weekend like before
And everything even with small amount of sugar tastes sweet

hentai!

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banned on Yas Forums again, *sigh*

>talking to a girl thats in my uni class but to whom ive never talked to before
>she addresses me by my fist name
>ask me how she knows my name
>she blushes
>"Kind of been stalking your IG to be honest"
Lel

>banned on Yas Forums again, *sigh*
How is that even possible?

no, stop, we must uphold our image as a civilized general not one filled with anime coomers
why would you want to post on Yas Forums right now? it's filled with angsty american posters that are experiencing some sort of a schizophrenic identity crisis over the virus

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Make a mask yourself, its piss easy and there's tons of tutorials online
>normies turned quarantine into a fashion race
>now everyones trying to outdo each other and make the fanciest mask

Post chicken pictures nibber

Are you happy?

What size pizza?

this nibba has instagram lol, look at this normie

Can I just walk around in motorcycle helmet? They wont know what's underneath it.

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Yeah but I want a garden

Maybe you are just living in illusion of happiness. You will achieve true happiness once you get a garden, buddy

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Alri

>You are my best friend too
>I share the same views and hardly ever argue
>Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span
>And rock out to old school Duran Duran
>Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too
>I share the same views and hardly ever argue
>Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span
>And rock out to old school Duran Duran

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>Ukraine denied my tourist visa last year

I am still angry about this. Even when I called up the foreign affairs ministry they were rude and said don’t call us.
Gonna have a stern word with the president when he approves my visa in 2022

>What size pizza?
60cm wide and 25€

>he needs visa to enter Ukraine
nu pizdėc

>25 euro for a pizza

oh my lord

why don't they do automatic visas?

I once saw one at a national park

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Can I come to Lithuania or are u cunts gonna deny me entry too?

60cm can feed a family of 6 though
Btw these cats don't have any illnesses, they are just happy in the cold

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what to draw

Well obviously not right now.

I’ll Be having a stern talking to with president in addition now. Thank you.

>motorcycle helmet
I guess, shit probably has better protection as well, though its probably a bitch to walk around with it. I already can't see shit below my waist when walking, bumped into shopping baskets few times already

cocks

They are so fucking cute. If it's legal to own one, I will get a garden (@kiwis) and build a playground for them. I wonder how their meat tastes

Hiking lithuanian. You go for a hike. See pic related. What do?

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this is a sfw board alas

No idea. Might go to Canberra when coronavirus is over go to the Ukraine consulate and get one of them to help me sort out my visa

You guys don't have picrel?

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What's wrong with one big cock?

I wear one under my helmet. Does that count?

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It's good enough to comply with our requirements AFAIK. It's not going to protect you, but realistically neither do most other masks. You're just supposed to wear it so if you're infected and asymptomatic, you won't spread it around.

Some dude had a young wolf come sniff a football

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yiff in hell furfag