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Morning mate. Just this copy of Spawn on DVD with smudges from where it's been used to snort coke is it?

Me and Emma Watson

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190 in Milan subedish

Love going into cex and just bathing in the filth of the place

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Princess Chelsea hasn't posted anything new to her Twitter in more than a week lads. Reckon she's topped herself?

Jews are the real master race

haha true true, not me though

Ungodly post

if god is kind

Update on my colon from last thread- haven't shat yet. Pressure is a bit lower after letting off some gas. I'd give it an hour until pooping time. Will keep you guys updated and maybe post a pic when I'm done

So so glad I don't have a weird fetish imagine if you could only get off from farts

British people are so ugly and deformed

ye i know who

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excuse me?

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*travolta in pulp fiction gif*
who asked?
lol

Honestly it is kind of debilitating. These days I usually have to let my own one off while I watch fart porn to increase the immersion. Can't cum otherwise

No coofing but feeling tired. Feel like my lungs would burn if I started running. Is this the ol 'rona?

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grimmest post I've seen in a while

Do you like the poo I have done in my drawers?

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at least you're self aware

Thank you

Any post lock down plans lads?

I'm finally going to visit London, see the British museum and generally just walk around and see what its all about down there.

I just want to keep you informed. There are anons here who are curious. Might I enquire as to the contents of your colon at this time? Empty, full, gassy etc?

mark is live, I repeat MARK IS LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=g9rmM6gPlZQ

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actual freak

Yes

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who are your favourite music artists?

cheeky

>plans after lockdown

he doesn't know does he

It’s like those contests students used to have about how many you can fit into a mini

twitter.com/jolenebuntinguk/status/1250062262909448205?s=21

Yeah going to go to japan and splitting the women open with my larger than average penis

>twitter.com/lfc_blano/status/1250764347745406976?s=21

>londoners WILL defend this

Does this dense cunt really not know what to do with spinach?

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Solid banter

Going to quit my job if they don't allow me to continue working from home post-lockdown

I moved down here literally the day before Lockdown so I haven't seen shit. My plans will be pretty similar to yours.

My poos are regular as clockwork, don't understand how it can be possible. Always have one between half 9 and 10 in the morning

be quick, before the tourist hordes return.. ruin the place basically

haha based black man

Nice orangey-brown colour, but you need to use wet wipes to avoid this in the future. 7/10

rorke wont accept that this is funny simply because he is black

Gonna book a week of work and jump on the cheapest flight and hitchhike for a week

>I’ve been to the British museum and you haven’t
Haha philistine

>Conservative-Christian, Ulster-Unionist, Political Activist, Former Belfast City Councillor - hounded out of office for speaking the TRUTH! #ProLife #TradWoman

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gorebloimey chroist awlfocking moightty bloiiiiimeyy wAHEy FUHCKING BEER

beauutiful

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I need to get this going for me. I'm thinking about becoming the first male scat dominatrix. Gonna need to be having regular turds if I want to pursue this career path

Enjoy it mate, make sure to check out the National Gallery and Imperial War Museum. V&A is also well worth the look if you have the time

british museum is the peng museum in the country

I only take a shit when I have my morning coffee

THATS the trad woman incels were lusting over

No I actually pooed my pants that’s not a skid mark. I was laying in bed after a protein shake and workout and went to fart and suddenly I’m in a swamp

sick of homos and trannies in sverigetråden

You drink coffee on the toilet?

No it's a special kind of leaf filled with tobacco and other shit that they chew. It gives them red spit which they then hock everywhere.