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tattoos literally don’t effect you, if you don’t like them don’t get one
why do they make you virgins seethe so much?

reckon there's only one bad episode in the original run of futurama

reflecting on the time I gave a girl an STI but didn't tell her because she didn't like my ponyboy tattoo

Why are the Scientologists sending me books?

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about to bite the bullet and cut my own hair using ikea kitchen scissors and a mirror

turt was told a million times but didn't give a fuck
he's going for the 'i look 100% gay but am secretly only 90% gay' style

bosoms and buttocks all over my face

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yeah I do drugs and get tattoos because girls love 'em

wtf lads all the girls I meet are sluts MGTOW

uganda be kidding me haha

imagine defending them this hard. not everyone is a scummer like you mate. sounds like you regret getting inked up so are just doubling down. pathetic.

Are barbers going to reopen in 3 weeks?

I really don't like large, messy tats
small and simple for me

screeching at benders who work in retail and IT and have tatts. Yeah, no ones fooled dipshit, we know you had to buy your masculinity.

GREAT BIG WOBBLY BOOBS

because it breaks the rule of girls doing things that dont appear in their anime

Didn't even realise they were still going
Thought we stopped them back in the chanology days

actually been on /brit/ less than a year, at least I think so

almost every tattooed freak is a sloppy waste of oxygen.

except it’s only virgins freaks who get into MGTOW, shaggers know girls are slags and don’t care because it makes it easier to get laid
once you have shagged loads of women you give less of a fuck about how many partners she’s had

Can't tell if this post is ironic

They make girls much uglier. I don't care either way and none of the girls one slept with have had tattoos, but they would make a girl drop a couple of points

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ahah

proper milf
reminds me of one who comes into my work sometimes
must be in her early 40s but looks unbelievable
she goes to the gym loads, nice skin. her body puts fit 18 year olds to shame.

Tattoos are shit

>once you have shagged loads of women you give less of a fuck about how many partners she’s had
could've saved yourself 16 words and just wrote "it's a cope"

>but they would make a girl drop a couple of points
and they make blokes look like faux-trendy deano scumbags.

Holy projection

Can't believe someone would work for free

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t.

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Cronavirus is bullshit lads.

Chocolate malted milk biscuit? Don't mind if I do

Are we back to our nightly virgos vs tauruses discussion

need to stop drinking
i'm falling apart

assholes and vaginas
My and all mynas

Yeah actually the reason that women find tattoos on men attractive but most men don’t find tattoos on women attractive is the same thing.
It signifies risk taking behaviour, a trait women find attractive in men but men don’t find attractive in women

6 weeks clean and sober as of tomorrow

for me? it's being a gemini

>triggered over tattoos
that's him officers that's the virgin freak

Horoscope lad what are my stars looking like today I'm a Taurus

>men don’t find attractive in women
Patently wrong, see

tattoos on men are gross

i live by the GEEZER code, true geezers only

maybe you shouldn't have got them then

>triggered over people having a different opinion
grow up manbaby

Here’s why you should never squash a centipede

t. heavily tattood man

*ignores antipodeans frothing at the mouth for British approval*

it's daylight outside

Suzy Kolber. Absolute milf on Monday Night Football.

burning money on permanent doodles isn't a risk btw, sometimes risks can have benefits

I'm a tattooed home owner and also recently STI free

My arse is worth it

>once you have shagged loads of women you give less of a fuck about how many partners she’s had
If you don't like sticking your dick into a human syringe disposal you're an absolute virgin

Funny that the word geezer is still going strong would've thought it would be old now

What does it feel like to be a woman?

what do you want? a medal?

would never set foot in a tattoo shop
disgusting shitholes full of druggies and haggard slags

might aswell have one last poppy tea for old times sake
go on it will feel good just do it

It’s not my opinion mate, it was some study that I’m sure you can find if you google it

Don't do dailies mate
Just checked the sky and I got your next week though; You will encounter a spark from the past, will you be the kindling or the water?

Are barbers going to reopen in 3 weeks?

Kek wanna neck myself lmfao

Why are girls so fit. They’re just incredible

seeing some copes and hat posts itt

which definition though, dodgy dealer or old man?

the inside of a woman's mind is like a chaotic eternal storm

somebody post their pickle rick tattoo

Lots of reeking why do people like things I dont like itt

And people are scumbags for it too apparently

nah don't think I will

it's like your running in wet sand while the m*n are running on flat tarmac

Based if you had a problem with it, cringe if you're deciding to not go out because its 'healthier' or whatever

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imagine coming to this conclusion living in the uk

what came first HPV or tattooed women?

Well what are the reasons

ah yes a random single study you cant even remember makes it objective fact. maybe you can have a brain tattooed on your head to make up for the lack of an actual brain.

>it's good to hate on lower class scum
>just as long as it isn't because of their tattoos
bizzare

Tattoos? Love em

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It's only good if you're attractive
If you're not attractive, it's just like any other life

Absolutely disgusting

remember when turt got that ponyboy tattoo and didnt realise its slang for bender fucking lol what an idiot

she hit the wall

Man do I have a treat for you lot

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underrated comment

Just man in general, plenty of young people in London call each other geez thought it would be old man parlance by now

Haven’t smoked weed since the lockdown started, feeling fairly proud seeing as I’ve been a daily smoker for nearly 5 years

face only a coomer could love

god sleeves are disgusting. imagine being a saggy 60 year old and seeing that mess on your arm. embarrassing.

Just chucked up. Can I get a rate?

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it makes you think

what the fuck
is she dressed as jesus?

oh go on one last cup then you'll stop for real
remember how good it felt

gayboy

AAAAAHHHHHHH FUCKING WHORE!

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knew the gay connotations but don't care as I am not gay

Damn she bout finna hit that lockdown dunk

ffs chew your food

Respect mate big respect the world is full of possibilities

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Its not good but brit is a tory general so its expected, the middle class neet reliant on mummy and daddy finds a way to look down on others

Chinky out of ten

Alright then mate, please give me your take on why women find tattoos on men attractive far more than men find tattoos on women attractive?
don’t give me some cope like “hurrr women don’t like tattoos on men actually” if you’ve spent any time around women you know this is false

Not a sleeve, ends at my elbow pit and doesn’t even wrap around

Haha NEXT

most people who have tattoos can't pull them off desu you have to be a real scener/weirdo for it to work. real committed to the aesthetic. normal people wearing them which is almost everyone look weak

The jacinda cult of personality has taken a weird turn

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imagine using emojis when you text women
a grim, unrecoverable mistake

But you still eat like shit and wank everyday I assume.

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Yeah the world

Souless
_________

Soul

should have asked "are you over 18?"

motors beers booze birds guns girls GEEZERS

now's the perfect time for some classic rom com antics. Tell her your gay so you inveigle your way into her life before revealing that you are straight. She'll be pissed at first, but she'll realise you were the perfect man for her the whole time.

cope

NEETs by definition are lowest class not middle class though.

and what does that have to do with British culture?

Lmfao thats what you get for saying you play animal crossing, bitch

literally couldnt care less about your rambling seething opinion. fuck off ugly inked freak

what about using a cheeky :)

girls love animal crossing

nah, might do some mandy with the boys once we get out of lockdown though. but also, feel like that might be a slippery slope

anyone living outside of London is a provincial

how does a runt goblin like turt afford a nice little apartment all of his own?