Europeans unironically day dream about having an American friend and showing them around their town...

>Europeans unironically day dream about having an American friend and showing them around their town, eagerly listening to their opinion of everything and trying to impress them

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Yes.

Stop shitting on my dreams

Same honestly
I want someone to come see my village.

Never had a thought like that in my life.

any anons want me to visit i can do that i only speak french and english though

I wasn't but I am now.

I daydream about kicking down doors in a calm american suburb with my COMMVNIST brothers and raping all the women in the household while the cuckold man of the house furiously masturbates with tears in his eyes.

Remember when the Russians did that to you guys

Had an Ugandan exchange student stay at parents for half a year. It was nice to do stuff with him especially since he came here really unprepared and in the middle of the winter. Turns out Ugandans have no concept for cold.

I would be embarassed as hell if an American would come over to our themepark country and have to stay in our tiny cage apartments with no ac
Then trying to make him feel better I take him to a 'restaurant' where he has to pay for the water and the cola is a tiny 20cl glass bottle.

I would probably apologize for the Netherlands when I see an American here.

they were too busy admiring contemporary advancement at living standards like flushing toilet bowls

Very nice Finnbro! Did be get along with your mom?

Idk I've been hooked on stroopwafels for life since I stayed there for a summer. It was cozy and the ease of getting around was pretty amazing.

...

*Boyfriend
Doesn't have to be American tho

May I see your village?

You can show pictures
Is there hot women?

Based. My Occitanian friend wants me to come over so he can show me around and introduce me to his friends. Too bad I don't have a passport and will never leave these United States.

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rentfree
why do you think about us this much?

highly unlikely that an American is able to appreciate it, so no

Nobody thinks of Germany when somebody says Europe, Hans.

Correct, they think of Bavaryans

I'd like to welcome some user who's my internet boyfriend to my place and show him around, cuddle and have a good time...

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i admit that maybe the attention of americans is curious: but dear god listening to one at a party and id rather shoot myself

cute

Based, are you cute?

maybe if she has a cute face and perfect round butt

I think I'm okay, I'm 1m71 and slender

What are you looking for in a bf?

Cute. Still taller than me

it's kind of the opposite, sometimes I think about moving to a small super religious town int he South and pretending to be a militant reddit atheist just to watch their reactions