Do you know how to fight?

>1. yeah, dad taught me when i used to get bullied in grade school

my dad taught me a few things too, like how not to rip the skin

A bit of sabre fencing.
But in terms of fist fighting not really.

I have been in a couple of fights in highschool but fortunately the other guy also didn't know how to fight...

I'm a pretty big guy (6ft 4in) and have never been in a fight so I am not sure.

can you show me?

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>I got into a lot of fights primary to middle school
>never have been beaten up badly
I got picked up a lot for being a fat fuck in that time and I never knew how to fight properly.
In high school I don't think I've fought at all, I got way slimmer and just used to my time to skate and smoke weed.

Recently I've managed to throw two punches at a guy guy who was hanging with me and some friends.
We were drunk as fuck and I think he pushed me or something, so I just jokinly said something like "are you trying to get your ass beaten?" and then he replied seriously but formal.
>"wanna fight? throw a punch"

I felt something like Fight Club type of thing.

>we went outside the place we were
>i got in boxing stance
>two punches in his face
>he instantly puts hands on his mouth
>starts bleeding
>i feel bad

I didn't wanna hurt him

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Has anyone actually ripped the skin? I cannot picture it.

No what kind of savage would physically fight someone
Barbaric

What's the correct way?
t. never been in a fight

Yes and Yes. You're talking to a fighting expert here. I can break your pinky even before you think about it.

>Do you know how to fight?
Nope, just punching or grappling like my life depended on it
>Have you ever been in a fight?
Yes

based and muay thaipilled
youtube.com/watch?v=fYN6SFk__PU

sucker punch

Muay Thai is one of the most affective fighting styles and it's mostly kicks. Everyone can punch but not everyone is expecting a kick to the shin.

>Do you know how to fight
Yes, I'd like to think so, I do krav maga, kickboxing, and jiu jitsu (although the latter wouldn't be as useful in a typical street fight)
>Have you been in a fight
Outside of sparring, no, I got into a couple fights in middle and high school but I don't really count those

Started happening to me when I was like 13 due to mild phimosis. It cracked around the opening and felt like needles were going through it.
Dad ripped off his frenulum and part of his foreskin in an accident with a zipper.

So you still got it or are you jewish now?

>street fighting is same as sparring or ring fights

Nah.
I've heard this far too often and seen it fail far too often to ever start a fight with a kick, unless it's completely obvious that you severely outclass the person you're fighting.

>those 3 clones storming out the door at the end
Every time

>Do you know how to fight?
sort of
>Have you ever been in a fight?
Yes 5 times and I won because I only fight with people I know I can beat up. If I know someone is stronger I avoid comfrontation

this. it makes the webm even more surreal
why are they dressed the same?

I've been learning martial arts for 8 years. I quit because I don't wanna hit a opponent.

yep, some guy decided to fight the law and the law won

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I love how he just gets right up like it’s no problem after being slammed into the floor like that. What a champion.

>Yes 5 times and I won because I only fight with people I know I can beat up. If I know someone is stronger I avoid comfrontation
based
cuck

>you quitted because you couldn't see your opponent

Fixed for you.

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Yes
Yes
I stopped fighting because the last one I got into (even though I was just defending myself) the guy was out cold and started vomitting and shaking. I thought I was gonna go to prison because of my cunts fucked self defense laws.

if I can keep my cool, yes. my problem was always having an anger management and anxiety problem. if I'm not angry I have no motivation to fight.

yes, as a kid/early teenager.