American dream
Why so much garage space?
Un país porquería
I mean most suburbs in America have been around a bit longer and thus have more natural trees and stuff, they aren't all as totally exposed or grid-like as this. There's a lot of variation.
t. seething commieblock dweller
Not enough trees, would be fun to be a kid there though, kicking it in the culdesac and knowing everyone around you, since they have no where else to go.
optimized living. unfortunately there is very little soul.
I hate suburbanites so much
Soulless
>not a single tree
I'm not going to deny, American suburbs often look great, but this is not one of them, roads and sidewalks are good but the houses are too close together and the lack of trees is depressing.
Looks kinda comfy ngl
Not slum enough for you? Or the houses not being stone blocks throw you off?
Agreed trees are an absolute must
I wish I lived there
soul
It is silly to think that there is a taste for settlements that cannot be dignified on a low budget.
Similarly, you cannot deny that American suburban developments lack good character.
>no trees
ameribros wat da fak this cant be happening
atleast it is not england
"Soul" is just a buzzword for "too poor to pay attention".
Not all american suburbs are the same
Remember, this is the highest standard of living on Earth. It literally cannot get better than this picture for the vast majority of the population.
They all own pickup trucks
what if you run out of cheetos at midnight?
>jointed houses
Disgusting.
Pop over to the gas station, that's 2 minutes away, why is that even a question?
What are gas stations like in Latin America?
In most places in America you don't even have to do that, there are services that will deliver it to you from an order on your phone so you don't even have to leave your house.
I know, but that also does not save it from the monotony in the event that there are regulations for the construction of houses, to maintain and replicate a specific and characteristic style of the area, even if it is different from another one present in another region.
"Optimized" living is commieblocks, burger suburbs are peak comfy.
That's available anywhere, we are infested with delivery motoboys.
Yeah but ours mostly make it to their destination without being shot by favela drug gangs on their way
>no trees
>no sidewalk
>lightposts far apart
>tiny yards
>no colour variation between houses
Yeah, this is a shithole.
hundreds of macaques come out of the jungle with .5 liter water balloons and begin filling up your car if you give them a pollo comparo combo meal
No thanks. Though a big garage would be good for my home gym build.
Here self-service is illegal so all stations have to waste a shitload of money on a bunch of gas attendants, the law was literally only made to "save jobs" and has no real purpose.
Florida... Home...
Fact of the matter is we are all subhumans, except for the top 1%, and live as such no matter where we are from.
Is this an actual picture? I went to Tampa two years ago to visit a friend of mine who moved there and it looked like shit.
I usually unironically usually like american neighborhoods but this is pretty cringe. All houses exactly the same, gigantic garages, no sidewalks, no trees, houses are too close together for their size, no windows on the side walls. Looks like shit.
>no sidewalks
There's an American poster around here who always gets his panties up in a bunch when people diss suburbs. But they suck and no sidewalks is exactly why they suck. And it gets worse. Often you can't walk more than three blocks before encountering a highway with cars going 50 mph and no sidewalk to be seen. It's worse than you think my friend.
Most suburbs in FL are pretty nice, but when they're bad, they're really bad.
Different neighborhoods look different, who'd have thought??
This is especially apparent in south Florida where you can have literal walled-in mansions on the intercoastal with private boathouses adjacent to the most dystopian ghetto from your Yas Forums-induced nightmares, I'm not kidding. Anyone from Palm Beach county can back me up.
It's definitely a soulless lower income neighborhood. Looks similar to family housing they have on military bases in some place like Texas.