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queen

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recognizing that women are whores is the first step to losing your vcard
women dont want nice guys they want hard fucks

lol

shes the queen im the king

It damages your NDMA receptors irreparably and literally creates holes in your brain if you snort too much, but that’s only if you’re bashing a gram of ket every day for a year. A wee dose of ket here and there is good and eases any potential hangover because it increases neuron density, that’s why they use it treat depression in large, acute and controlled doses. I always feel great the day after heavy ket, it’s an antidepressant.

poo poo in my bum bum

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gorebloimey chroist awlfocking moightty bloiiiiimeyy wAHEy FUHCKING BEER

beauutiful

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Never done more than 100mg ket at once

too scared

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lmao I would rather be aborted than be adopted

I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.

my breathing is a bit poor tonight

Alri

might cop

Pussy nigga
Just take the plunge and sniff a half gram line

you wish mate
might adorp a nigger to do the gardening for me

sometimes I just want to cry

em is too proud to ask for help outright. this was his cry for help. we've failed him lads.

Adorpion?

You the lad who's sister was sneezing and coughing everywhere?

Might start paying girls to bully me online because I can't find a gf irl

it's your birthday today

just won a game of chess in 12 moves

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Just bumped like 200mg and I'm gettng very wonky

going to spit in the toilet now

can't stand sailing i get seasick

sue

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Might wank to someone of the asian persuasion. Feeling JAV. Feeling big titty. Big ass.

I just want to hear one American vocaroo

Just one

nah don't have a sister

Listening to Frank Ocean lads

corr

for me its aimi yoshikawa

been staring at this losing brain cells trying to work it out

is the P meant to be over R and it's supposed to be "adoption"?

lichess?

did 2 poos today
crazy times

this is a message from the government about coronavirus

yeah

casual sex is pointless and usually a waste of time and effort
what kind of faggot strives for "hard fucks" after 9th grade. get a grip
inb4 jayposters call me a virge

youtu.be/aLEhh_XpJ-0

>/ck/
cooking is for women and soymen

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jus spilled some vodka n coke on me bellend as if this day couldn't get any worse

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yes chef

sister just had a miscarriage dont even know what to say to her

better luck next time

strange

At least it's not the 'rona

a lady train she wanted?

I know, you need to live them don’t you. Need some passion innit. The state of you you soppy divvy cunt

Adios!

This is every lad on /brit/

You’re all guilty for frothing at pictures of slags

All of you

"better luck next time"

got nonverbally bullied yesterday by a girl when getting petrol; the till operator clearly did not like my appearance it must not have fit her arbitrarily designated modern beauty standards

>women are whores
find one that isnt
>b..b...b but
shut the fuck up

IT WAS YOU LEONIDAS

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tell her you're disappointed in her for letting it happen and you don't want to talk to her anymore

nah jk

I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE
I STAY NOIDED, I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE, I STAY
I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE
I STAY NOIDED, I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE, I STAY

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love this

Sex is for making babies.

catchiest song of all time

The male form is so much more beautiful

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refer to her only as 'murderer' henceforth

My vgf isnt a whore

“They want hard fucks” are the words of an actual virgin who’s brain has been warped by porn

Any girl I’ve been with has preferred slow and loving sex to pounding and snarling like a wild beast of the forest

Fuck off clown

saw them live in leeds
was penoleng

It’s all part of gods plan

double penetration can save a life

i agree

disagree

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I imagine death grips live shows are a cringefest

send her this funny meme girls love marvel references

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tell her the next one has a better chance of surviving if you're the father

If that was the case then the clitoris wouldnt exist

Copped this for £16, thoughts?

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the crowd were chanting 'mr grips' before they came out which was pretty lame but once it got started there wasn't much to cringe about

female form is more beautiful but male genitals are more aesthetically pleasing

Not that guy but my gf pretty much makes me stab her with my dick in doggy.......and makes me choke her

I don't like it lads

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kek this is me

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gay bastard

how many tampons did you get free with it

Dumb

Any meme artists shows are a cringe fest
Death Grips
Mac DeMarco
Lil Peep (when he was alive)
Etc...

cracking shirt that but I imagine the humour will wear off after a couple washes

brainlet logic
gotta have some incentive to have sex - making it pleasurable is the easiest way to convince monkey brains to do it
same reason sugar tastes good - high calories are needed when food is scarce

>mr grips

I dont get it

i went to one it was p good

I matched with a really qt poo girl
my dreams of having a qt paki gf might be sooner than I think

i imagine lil peep shows would be full of fit arthoes with sodden pants
like that episode of south park where kenny gets a girlfriend and takes her to a jonas brothers concert

every burp is a flashback to the chicken tikka and chips i had at 2 this afternoon

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just wanked

>gf wants me to pull on her hair, choke her and slap her
What the fuck is wrong with women?

People are hard wired to reproduce so you dont need pleasure to trick people into doing it

just a meme

might tile my kitchen floor with this image

Been talking to myself in different accents if anyone heard that I’d be well embarrassed lmao

Nothing

Need to be locked up that's what

yeah and why are they hard wired to reproduce? because of the pleasure
come on now paddy this isn't rocket science

what accents
love doing irish, scottish and saffer

my wife married me for this reason

They're literally attributing every fucking death to coronavirus
This is psychological warfare like we have never seen before

seen mac live and it was fairly normal, he does a load of cringey stage antics though

Moron doesnt know where the clitoris is lmao

Art hoes are disgusting, I bet their fannys stink. They aren’t my type of girl, I think them, their style, their outlook and their lifestyle is repugnant.

I like Americans because they are like real life cartoon characters

if there are two variations of a similar species - one which feels pleasure from sex and one that doesn't - the one that feels pleasure will out - produce the one that doesn't

Amy big titty JAV man in?

Do a vocaroo you boring cunts

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any anime man in

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lads...

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are you SERIOUSLY watching porn by yourself?

mother is sat near me watching tv quite loudly
even if she wasn't I'd be too shy

You do realise penetrative sex for recreation doesnt stimulate the clitoris?

she wants a man from canterbury

The UK and Ireland have wonderful and varying accents

Post vocaroo

She wants a Gloucester man

nice mouse

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no, with my mum

would rather not
it's a bit late

the clitoris is a part of a reproductive organ - the idea you think is big brained that a part of a reproductive organ producing pleasure is in no way a mechanism to encourage reproduction is beyond dumb

Feel like pure shit just want bombastic slightly funny and very over the top James Bond films back.

youtube.com/watch?v=vrHRFGi6ULQ

Sucking a clitoris

do this to my gf

personally love doing a northern irish accent

i sometimes walk around my house pretending to be on the phone negotiating the return of my beloved alsatians with a man names desmond

used to do it to my gf
til we broke up haha

Lets hear it then

Why do you have snack cake wrappers stuffed behind your keyboard?

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haha

Remember when Channel 4 had some mums make a porno? mad times that

voca.ro/jc61EFAMDQQ