/brit/

only MIDLANDIC BVLLS can post in this thread
norf souf taffs and jocks not welcome

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queen

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it flew contiously for 40 years and had only one accident and that was caused by a shoddy american plane falling apart on the runway before it and it ran over a piece

brits unironically don't know what chowder is
they'll probably say and pretend they do like with eggnog but they really don't

You ever listen to this while tripping lads?

youtu.be/jRsrDLkACTs

Tis a journey to be sure

salty patrick. we can't all built supersonic passenger planes (or have an air force)

no, an angel

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only looks good in this one pic

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For me it's Azula

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is chowder not just spicy lumpy broth

Can picture that creaming on my cock.

weird attitude to have towards a bridge

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corr remember restaurants and cafes

oh no no no it's not looking good for the united shitdom ahahaa

Remember one time I was on acid and I was flying down the motorway listening to the Eagles
Rather surreal. Like I was flying some spaceship
youtu.be/LfeNhwnO8hw

dad used to say that a man who hasn't had a decent clam chowder after a cold day of work out on he docks, hasn't truly lived

say chowdah frenchie

You forgot dads special ingredient: poz cum

we have chowder here you mong

so it's just a roux with meat mixed in
dear oh DEAR american cuisine isn't showing its brightest colours

Oh shit. Better buy a gun.

Need deep fakes to annoy schizo

gorebloimey chroist awlfocking moightty bloiiiiimeyy wAHEy FUHCKING BEER

beauutiful

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Clogwog why did you make bait threads on Yas Forums?

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wait so you be telling me this Chinese virus has only killed 3,000 Chinese people?

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seems I've hit a nerve
or severed an artery more like ahahah

there's a woman for every man

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why would I care to know what the fuck chowder is?

>only looks good in this one pic
t. tasteless peasant blatant wardrobe bender

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>Wi-Fi box
deary me boomers

clams sound fucking vile and after hearing about "meat loaf" i'm not that interested in any other kind of yank "delicacy"

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

LOOK AT THE FUCKIN STATE OF THAT

Confirmed minx

voca.ro/hVCRtvjH3UB

sue

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What do we reckon lads?

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who was in the wrong here

Love a nice bowl of clam soup (chowdah) after a heavy night of drinking (5 bud lites)

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>clams sound fucking vile
What the fuck is wrong with you

yeah north dakota, idaho, west virginia and montana will keep the economy afloat

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Bleep, bleep, vlaaart, frisnit!

clams chowder is great. meatloaf is dogwank though

Howling

The only people who believe that are chinks and their useful idiots in the west

based, nuking the economy over this meme virus was fucking retarded

chau-deuer

I’m so despondent about everything. Everything goes totally wrong. There is no escape from this hole here I feel drained so far I still haven’t found a real purpose in life.
Sometimes I’m so afraid to get out of bed in the morning, there is nothing to get up for.

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pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffahaha

hate seafood

A toast! A toast to /brit/!

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what has the coronavirus taught you about your country?
for me, it's that healthcare employees are insufferable self absorbed dick heads

Need Alanah to give my bollocks a pummeling

you have to admire the commitment if nothing else

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this nigga is a retard

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god i love alanah, i wish i was canadian id be knee deep in her right now

NEED concordes supersonic speed combined with the capability to land on water

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Coronavirus Britain is literally George Orwell's 1984 on steroids!

There's always the sea.

might watch Gran Torino

might not

kek this is literally me when i get in my car to go to tescos

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Alaska maybe

he doesn't post it nearly as often as I thought he did

Why?

ori mikey

Why?

God im based

*ahem*
To you, the /brit/on who makes this general what it is!

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is this susan

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post your face

youtube.com/watch?v=uuBETyA_yxc

Theoretically cold states are more dangerous.

Azula poster, Sue poster, Umaru /ita/ poster, Mashiro /deutsch/ poster.
All the lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=ptlYwNLW5-s

desuarchive.org/int/search/text/azula/country/gb/filter/text/

often just posts 'azula', I search specifically for the full phrase

Clapping for carers is the two minute hate

youtu.be/cHbGIue0Hm8

thinking about throwing poo next time the nhs clappers are out

imagine how much sex she is having during the lockdown

you dont have any friends

based David ike
youtu.be/fXV1kyPFzaQ

susan from busan

alri

Do your best yank impression lads

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>Theoretically
dont care

save some cock for the rest of us mikey

Flying by flying boat was like flying in an upmarket gin bar. Modern flying is dogwank. I need to travel between Felixstowe harbour and Lake Victoria in Kenya and be well fed and full of booze the ENTIRE WAY

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why cant we have slags like alanah here

I've compared the two before also.

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Need her noshing on me nob pronto

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Don't always use that quote

seems he knew about corona 15 years in advance

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you've gone feral

negative canthal tilt
also ugly af

Shame you'll need a license to do that, and he'll still outgun you because you can't get semi-autos.

Must be grim looking like this

you are souf

Ah shitpoat. K

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mental how schizo's sister goes out and enjoys life
a stark contrast

OHHHHHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP AMER

just because they arent clapping for literal sex offenders because they chose to take female hormones and give themselves girls names

even though ((((((((THEY ARENT FUCKING GIRLS AND NEVER WILL BE))))))))))))))

reckon if i stood on the west coast i could throw poo far enough to hit a yank

please be a bit nicer it's not my fault I look the way I do

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well at least I'm not THAT ugly
crikey

Oh shit. Better buy a gun .

rather legendary when he pops up and just stands there
youtube.com/watch?v=idg8TNknvDU

The fuck you on about? i'm deadly serious

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Ex gf was from Busan

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look better than this but you know what i think he might actually have more substantial facial hair than me. mine is that bad

Flawless Michael

damn. you one of those dudes who can throw a football over those mountains?

based based BASED

NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN KIKERINOS WHAT ABOUT THE HECKIN TOILBERG GOOD BOI

what the gf sees when i come up for a breather

that must have been exhausting
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIStory_World_Tour

think thats momo

I played the trumpet for the nhs

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Funny how we can imitate them but they can’t do the same. Yanks on the ropes

i'm a health worker. clap for me

fascinated by ugly people

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Wind would take it and that

Soesnt affect school children in quite the same way.

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think that yank is offering to be my practice target

Who is schizo

They’re a pathetic species indeed

she hasnt truly lived until she spends a night with me

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what kind of dogshit name is "glenn"??

...

But you can't.

mad how uri geller recommended martin bashir to MJ for that documentary that lead directly to the second abuse trial and to his death

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I'll have you know I was clapping for my Mum thanks very much

Retard Canadian with a nazi fetish who raped his sister.

Personally believe its closer to 300 myself

not until next thursday
perhaps next time we'll have a blood sacrifice for R NHS