/brit/

fake and gay

calling it now: swiftly deleted new-link is gimmick of the year 2020

It’s true and only incels will disagree

Settling in for a wankeroo

she has what, 50% of the eggs she had at 21

I shagged your mother you rat faced goon

This trump nigga be like I don’t want ANYONE to die because that would be a tragedy n shit...but listen here nigga..I’m boutta open EVERYTHING

>30
Oh no

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yep, it's WANKING time

lost job
had to move back in with parents
31
JUST

you're not alone

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Aren’t you like 5’7? My mother is taller than you, you’d have to climb up her hahahaha

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This is the only good one.

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it's the new normal lad, don't beat yourself up

youtube.com/watch?v=gsm_fOzvktQ

Remember that time Comic Relief convinced a popular girl band to pose in lingerie for a charity single?

how do I get rich lads

yep, it's WANKING time

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cope seething femoid
>nooo why won't chad impregnate me reeee
now stacy has hit the wall and is coping. Sad!

30
more like 40

whats quarantine in the cities like i live in bumfuck nowehere in scotland. its 80% over 60s and theyre all going to die because their stupid and stubborn and still go outside for just a pint of milk and a newspaper

'no'

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what the fuck

Someone go post a link in the last thread, lot of stragglers still

>she has what, 50% of the eggs she had at 21

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This is everyone right now

become a big boy

Yanks on the ropes

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damn he's transracial too?

aunt is the spitting image of the cool wine aunt except she has two kids
how could this have happened?

It’s strange to think that 90% of her eggs are already gone - 97% by the time she turns 40 - so I hope she thinks about having kids before it’s too late!

She’d be a fun mom. :)

Trump talking about the virus just now:
Our military is the GREATEST in the world...we will use all our WEAPONS in this WAR...

What the fuck does this have to do with a virus hahahahaha what on earth

good god what the fuck

Rubber Ring
Da Da Da Da, Da Da, Da Da, Da Da, Da Da

based trump

When I’m 30 will it be weird to marry a 23 year old

voca.ro/CMP6pmHKUNQ

He's trying to cast himself as a wartime president. Hard to lose an election during a war

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>23
fuck off
more like 43

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don’t care, FOY

looks like turt with makeup on

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I'll m a drunk and broken man

biden is such a creepy cunt

son of sam

Do people actually take Stefan Molyneux seriously and donate money to him
baffling

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lot of blogging yanks need to fuck off

Xbox or Playstation? get either there's no difference they're both overpriced dogshite

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-oomer will be the death of wojak

never

Also a drunk.man i always thought you eete a decent trip. No arguments just sweet posting

For me it's Xbox

The lanes were silent
There was nothing, no one, nothing around for miles
I doused our friendly venture
With a hard-faced
Three-word gesture

mad how he's now getting shagged by a niggard

playstation

point me in the direction of one, as a fellow non-yank (pennsylvanian) I will tell him to foy (frig off yank)

do people seriously donate money they dont have to women theyll never met on the internet and then get evicted from their homes?

Nah but for real 30 year old marrying a 23 year old? Figure 23 is like the perfect age for a ripe woman

inflation mate
$600 in 2006 is nearly $800 today.

losing my marbles

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>he

It’s not mad at all though is it. It’s normal

An old xbox one is like £80 fuck me some people are hopeless

Remember girls laughing at me in school for playing animal crossing wild world
Now everyone is playing the latest one
Bunch of cunts

Sony always uses higher quality components

Xbox always has a much higher failure rate

I have a lot of sympathy for trans-folk

having to ask /brit/ about its social acceptability already tells me that you're not capable of these feat regardless of your age

trannies are grim

This passes as budweiser in aldi

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>perfect age
Try 17

For me it’s the Nintendo switch

sex offending paki in a dress
he'll never be a woman

Deano off his nut that he can't go to his local Harvester on the weekend and his hols to Marbs was cancelled.

voca.ro/9TljQaUyMxU

scrotes

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only partially inflation, it will cost sony double to build per unit compared with ps4 mainly because of the SSD and 3d audio thing.

in the virginia colony it was normal for a 30yo man to marry a 19yo woman

aldis here don't sell weird cheap off brand beers
it's really not far

dont care
got my own problems

nothing wrong with that

I'm a Halo man

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ah yes a nearly obsolete shitbox with no games and the requirement to pay a fee to use your own internet to play online games hmmm yes what a steal!

You having a few

that's not how you rap dawg
try this
>sex offending paki in a dress
>causing your family some great distress

>Hard to lose an election during a war
Easy to lose one during a major recession though, just ask Bush Sr or Carter. Trump’s approval ratings are awful for a ‘wartime’ president. For him to really benefit from any ‘rally round the flag’ effect would require him not to look incompetent as fuck

Looks fucking rank. You actually drinking that pish?

Whatever you have most friends on. If youre playing alone just pirate games on oc. But games are shit without the lads playing with and only vfs think otherwise

>perfect age
try 13.
hottest girls were already very developed as women by then and you have half a decade of ascension before the fall

only women and homosexuals play gayboy crossing

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Im honestly astounded aldi even exists in the states lmao

you the aussie that knows a lot of halo lore?

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Dirty nonce bastard

No bevvies tonight chap

british niggas be like can i get a booao o woaa

>121611804
Not falling for this

>only partially inflation
what are you on about you tit, inflation is inflation
$599 in 2006 isn't $599 in 2020 you fucking mongoloid

Looks for Father Christmas (that's Santa for you yanks)

abo niggas be like *click click* booao o woaaooao o woaa booao oooaoo woaa

What actually is the appeal of animal crossing?
It looks even more dull than the sims

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Look not everyone wants to play anime games and bloodborne you virgin fuck its the cheaper console and i only use it for warzone and gta v so fuck off

manc already has the market cornered on redditflaggers saying deplorable and taboo statements here

They were in the fridge for whatever reason lmao

Getting pretty bored with coronavirus. My office is closed until June. Working from home is making me depressed.

might get animal crossing new leaf for 3ds lads
not getting a switch just for zelda and animal crossing

a source of great stress
his mental states a mese

Looks like
brain failing

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