michael
/brit/
it's your birthday today
cake and ice cream are on the way
stupid yank twat
meds : NOT TAKEN
failures in life : PLENTIFUL
jews : BLAMED
yep, it's RORKE time!
only the gimps who can't stand sitting at home longer for a day are getting it now. good riddance if you ask me
he will NOT be happy about this, not one bit
tfw no cute twink bf
FUCK CHINA
ok JIDF why don't you post it another 200 times
will be clapping for this astonishing post at 8pm next week
Just seen leftymong carted off in a straitjacket
meds : NOT WHITE
failures in life : BLACK
jews : TO BLAME
(reddit space)
yep, it's WOKE time!
babestation
wasn’t worth posting the first time
hi im dave
and today ill be teaching you how to lay indian sandstone paving
wasn’t worth posting the first time
Alri
can it rorke, you and your kind aren't welcome here
yank sports are so fucking pathetic
just hear the difference in this video between yank and english crowds chanting the same song
youtube.com
tfw genuine female
aw yes I've missed ground force
¡Arriba, Arriba!
¡Ándale, Ándale!
wasn’t worth posting the first time
Need a cute daughter to cuddle with in bed
oh my days are you still on here banging on about your imaginary boyfriend
Post feet
Its not "immigration" its just moving house!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR YOUR WAGES TO BE DILUTED YOUR HOUSE PRICES TO BE RAISED AND YOUR RENT TO BE EXTORTIONATE SO THAT RELIANCE ON GOVERNMENT MONEY IS YOUR ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE
STOP VOTING AGAINST YOUR INTERESTS REEEEEEEEEEEE
Elvis was a god
>Voting for immigration to get more veg pickers
Giga SoiChad
I miss the footy like you wouldn't believe
being a benders one thing
but being a virgin freak as a bender complete different ball game
The mans right
I am 180cm tall exactly
Thoughts?
post wee stream
Its a bit cold tonight lads.
post onlyfans
2020 will be remembered as the year society entered the world of the gamers........................... and realised we are kings............................................................
been consooming A LOT of findom porn today desu. probably keep it going for another 2 hours and then do a big cooom
I'm 190cm
ey ey lads
just did this really degenerate thing with my imaginary boyfriend that i dont have lads haha
none of this actually happened though because im poor i smell and i never leave the house even when theres not a global pandemic
90% convinced that facebook has bots or low paid indians message you looking to buy shit after you advertise with them
morning lads
can it rorke you fucking idiot
theyre gross
dont need to pee
onlyfans is for cucks
wasn't worth posting the first time
tall people are kinda cringe
like mate what are you doing all the way up there? like get down here for a minute lol
why do continentals eat horses? that basically puts them on the same level as orientals who eat dogs
deleted 180 of my 250 facebook friends the other day just to see how many i even remembered and liked when we knew each other
now they wont stop sending me friend requests
i must be at the top of the 'do you know X' list for all these mutual friends
didn't ask
180cm isn’t even tall but I found your treatise on tall people very humorous, I am doing a laugh of my ass
haha remember the tesco horsemeat fiasco
>revealing yourself
never saw the point in this
people either aren't in the mood and will just think you're larping
or you'll just get the same spam of "LONDON" posts and other weird stuff
thought it was kfc
Mental how alcohol is legal
eating any land animal is barbaric really
Why are right-wingers so obsessed with interracial sex and cuckoldry?
Remember during the horsemeat scandal, they went to interview some slaughterhouse owner. They asked why he was selling horsemeat to companies and he was bewildered. He said horsemeat was good and it's what the companies asked for.
What a stupid program
rorkes the least of your worries sunshine
top of the list should be personal hygiene then not being a complete failure of life
>Eat cow, pigs, sheep and chickens?
Fine
>Eat Horse or dogs?
YOU MONSTER!!!!!
Idiot
anyone remember notre dame
LONDON
beef readymeals tastes better before the horsemeat scandal in this country and I will stand by the notion that horsemeat must therefore be delicious
don't beat your kids folks
think it has to do with alcoholics needing alcohol to live
food shortages are common in communist/ex-communist states
cant blame the people so much, they often need the food, blame the current or former governments that made it necessary
CHEADLE
yea yeah im in on this! we all hate you!!
I'd be a good candidate for a hair transplant given I've got loads on the back and sides
cheamale
>can't see the difference between food animals and service animals
It's like why it's ok to eat the rich
using lube to wank is a game changer. try it
Celebrity Juice on ITV2 lads
ahh no i've set the vegans off fucking hell
a daring sintherssis
The NHS
I don't eat ready meals because I'm not poor
What does rorke mean? No meme answers please
Had to turn it off it was shite
They weren’t getting to the actual gritty core of traveller crime, just petty stuff.
tfw genuine female teehee xD
Rorke's Drift was a battle between white british soldiers and black african spearchuckers.
Ergo rorke is a name for racists and similar tory wankers
tfw genuine tranny
hello yank/jew
a freak loser who became radicalized by right wing extremism online because he's a loser freak irl
Mate, they don’t know nothing and they never will. Dumb cunts
yeh i was there that night
wouldn't want some paki's desolate backhair on my head personally
How'd you get such fast internet speeds in Geelong mate?
tfw genuine compulsive liar
i think you mean noder dayme
you're a bloody bloke in a dress
tfw male (genuine)
Was that in zulu?
nice projection leftypol
kek you look exactly like this
>Eat cow, pigs, sheep and chickens?
Fine for 1000s of years
until shit farming gives you BSE and it's solved immediately by realising your mistake and bettering yourself
>Eat Horse, dogs, bats, pangolins, cats, turtles, venomous snakes etc?
Constant epidemics and regular pandemics coming out of your continent, responsible for millions of deaths
refuse to change until the worst pandemic in the last 500 years threatens to collapse the global economy and kills 10s of millions at which point you ban the consumption of bats and pangolins, the animals shown conclusively to not be the cause
continue to allow the consumption of cats, horses and dogs
mental how the UK is the biggest medical cannabis exporter in the world but i still have to buy blue cheese from a 17 y/o chav
Why is it considered a bad thing to want a girl that has had very few sexual partners?
mikena
the dream is to move to melbourne
maybe
horse is healthier than beef, wouldnt mind trying it
might cum to the sound of a french lass pronouncing notre dame and various french idioms
>tfw watching porn and I realize I've been staring at the dick for the past 3 minutes
she wants a man from cheadle
can’t stop it me it’s really annoying gives me a little tingling sensation even if it’s a small lie used to hide stuff about the house i was little and pretend i lost it making my folks have a look for it
kek this is me but im gay now
righto thanks lads
i reckon a good portion of that gets skimmed and sold on the dark web.
Rorke got run out the thread earlier, absolutely ruined lmao
Got dat goop poued up
had a friend like this in middle school. why do you do it?
I prefer the yank pronunciation better
noder daim
never fucking happy are they
You’re making me blush user, hehe x
Same here but sans porn
the pozzed society we live in
lying is for muslims.
I probably wouldn't even know what cuckoldry was to this day had it not been for right-wingers obsessed with spamming it everywhere
nah that was the battle of zulu keep up lad
why is it considered a bad thing that i don't wash my foreskin or my batty crease in the shower?
>the NHS and other key workers
it isn’t, just don’t be unrealistic
just did a heinous sexual act with my boyfriend pillow thats 100% and exists lads trust me
100% utter filth and degeneracy right here lads under my mums roof
yeah im not a vigin lads haha no way no way am i a virgin, who me? i do fetish things all the time with my virtual boyfriend on VR
DIRTY FILTHY THINGS HAHA
she having a good time mate? does she let you touch the hairless parts? im not stalking you but damn i actually love your kitty and real happy about the whole thing.
Haha
My life will never be complete until I eat pengolin
if everyone in the pic isn't brown it's extremism
'The NHS' isn't a key worker. Maybe the doctor who works there is. I doubt an actual educated key worker drafted or approved this poster
something something patriarchy
pretty sure that whatever the reason is, it's the same as why those "beach body" posters were 'a bad thing'
imposing standards on women, or "forcing" them to reflect on the areas in which they're tender
or something, I'm a sperg not a fukin sociologist.
talked to some lefties earlier, they said my opinion was ridiculous
funny being white init
it's tasty? Had horse steak in Italy, was pengo
cryptoyank weirdo
*googles*
>Consuming horse meat is not haram, but makrooh (from Karaha in Arabic meaning disgust), which means it should better be avoided, but eating it is not a sin (as eating pork is).
huh
I've actually been a female all this time lads
your thoughts?
it's a reflex, not a conscious decision to mull over
probably because the truth is often boring
leftypol sheed
lefties are all delusional idiots no point
they always get agitated when you don't completely agree with them too.