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michael

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it's your birthday today
cake and ice cream are on the way

stupid yank twat

meds : NOT TAKEN
failures in life : PLENTIFUL
jews : BLAMED

yep, it's RORKE time!

only the gimps who can't stand sitting at home longer for a day are getting it now. good riddance if you ask me

he will NOT be happy about this, not one bit

tfw no cute twink bf

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FUCK CHINA

ok JIDF why don't you post it another 200 times

will be clapping for this astonishing post at 8pm next week

Just seen leftymong carted off in a straitjacket

meds : NOT WHITE
failures in life : BLACK
jews : TO BLAME
(reddit space)
yep, it's WOKE time!

babestation

wasn’t worth posting the first time

hi im dave

and today ill be teaching you how to lay indian sandstone paving

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wasn’t worth posting the first time

Alri

can it rorke, you and your kind aren't welcome here

yank sports are so fucking pathetic
just hear the difference in this video between yank and english crowds chanting the same song
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tfw genuine female

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aw yes I've missed ground force

¡Arriba, Arriba!
¡Ándale, Ándale!

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wasn’t worth posting the first time

Need a cute daughter to cuddle with in bed

oh my days are you still on here banging on about your imaginary boyfriend

Post feet

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Its not "immigration" its just moving house!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR YOUR WAGES TO BE DILUTED YOUR HOUSE PRICES TO BE RAISED AND YOUR RENT TO BE EXTORTIONATE SO THAT RELIANCE ON GOVERNMENT MONEY IS YOUR ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE
STOP VOTING AGAINST YOUR INTERESTS REEEEEEEEEEEE

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Elvis was a god

>Voting for immigration to get more veg pickers

Giga SoiChad

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I miss the footy like you wouldn't believe

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being a benders one thing

but being a virgin freak as a bender complete different ball game

The mans right

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I am 180cm tall exactly

Thoughts?

post wee stream

Its a bit cold tonight lads.

post onlyfans

2020 will be remembered as the year society entered the world of the gamers........................... and realised we are kings............................................................

been consooming A LOT of findom porn today desu. probably keep it going for another 2 hours and then do a big cooom

I'm 190cm

ey ey lads

just did this really degenerate thing with my imaginary boyfriend that i dont have lads haha

none of this actually happened though because im poor i smell and i never leave the house even when theres not a global pandemic

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90% convinced that facebook has bots or low paid indians message you looking to buy shit after you advertise with them

morning lads

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can it rorke you fucking idiot

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theyre gross
dont need to pee
onlyfans is for cucks

wasn't worth posting the first time

tall people are kinda cringe
like mate what are you doing all the way up there? like get down here for a minute lol

why do continentals eat horses? that basically puts them on the same level as orientals who eat dogs

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deleted 180 of my 250 facebook friends the other day just to see how many i even remembered and liked when we knew each other
now they wont stop sending me friend requests
i must be at the top of the 'do you know X' list for all these mutual friends

didn't ask

180cm isn’t even tall but I found your treatise on tall people very humorous, I am doing a laugh of my ass

haha remember the tesco horsemeat fiasco

youtu.be/xiJ55cPjV5A

>revealing yourself
never saw the point in this
people either aren't in the mood and will just think you're larping
or you'll just get the same spam of "LONDON" posts and other weird stuff

thought it was kfc

Mental how alcohol is legal

eating any land animal is barbaric really

Why are right-wingers so obsessed with interracial sex and cuckoldry?

Remember during the horsemeat scandal, they went to interview some slaughterhouse owner. They asked why he was selling horsemeat to companies and he was bewildered. He said horsemeat was good and it's what the companies asked for.

What a stupid program

rorkes the least of your worries sunshine

top of the list should be personal hygiene then not being a complete failure of life

>Eat cow, pigs, sheep and chickens?
Fine
>Eat Horse or dogs?
YOU MONSTER!!!!!

Idiot

anyone remember notre dame

LONDON

beef readymeals tastes better before the horsemeat scandal in this country and I will stand by the notion that horsemeat must therefore be delicious

don't beat your kids folks

think it has to do with alcoholics needing alcohol to live

food shortages are common in communist/ex-communist states
cant blame the people so much, they often need the food, blame the current or former governments that made it necessary

CHEADLE

yea yeah im in on this! we all hate you!!

I'd be a good candidate for a hair transplant given I've got loads on the back and sides

cheamale

>can't see the difference between food animals and service animals

It's like why it's ok to eat the rich

using lube to wank is a game changer. try it

Celebrity Juice on ITV2 lads

ahh no i've set the vegans off fucking hell

a daring sintherssis

The NHS

I don't eat ready meals because I'm not poor

What does rorke mean? No meme answers please

Had to turn it off it was shite

They weren’t getting to the actual gritty core of traveller crime, just petty stuff.

tfw genuine female teehee xD

Rorke's Drift was a battle between white british soldiers and black african spearchuckers.

Ergo rorke is a name for racists and similar tory wankers

tfw genuine tranny

hello yank/jew

a freak loser who became radicalized by right wing extremism online because he's a loser freak irl

Mate, they don’t know nothing and they never will. Dumb cunts

yeh i was there that night

wouldn't want some paki's desolate backhair on my head personally

How'd you get such fast internet speeds in Geelong mate?

tfw genuine compulsive liar

i think you mean noder dayme

you're a bloody bloke in a dress

tfw male (genuine)

Was that in zulu?

nice projection leftypol

kek you look exactly like this

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>Eat cow, pigs, sheep and chickens?
Fine for 1000s of years
until shit farming gives you BSE and it's solved immediately by realising your mistake and bettering yourself
>Eat Horse, dogs, bats, pangolins, cats, turtles, venomous snakes etc?
Constant epidemics and regular pandemics coming out of your continent, responsible for millions of deaths
refuse to change until the worst pandemic in the last 500 years threatens to collapse the global economy and kills 10s of millions at which point you ban the consumption of bats and pangolins, the animals shown conclusively to not be the cause
continue to allow the consumption of cats, horses and dogs

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mental how the UK is the biggest medical cannabis exporter in the world but i still have to buy blue cheese from a 17 y/o chav

Why is it considered a bad thing to want a girl that has had very few sexual partners?

mikena

the dream is to move to melbourne

maybe

horse is healthier than beef, wouldnt mind trying it

might cum to the sound of a french lass pronouncing notre dame and various french idioms

>tfw watching porn and I realize I've been staring at the dick for the past 3 minutes

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she wants a man from cheadle

can’t stop it me it’s really annoying gives me a little tingling sensation even if it’s a small lie used to hide stuff about the house i was little and pretend i lost it making my folks have a look for it

kek this is me but im gay now

righto thanks lads

i reckon a good portion of that gets skimmed and sold on the dark web.

Rorke got run out the thread earlier, absolutely ruined lmao

Got dat goop poued up

had a friend like this in middle school. why do you do it?

I prefer the yank pronunciation better
noder daim

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never fucking happy are they

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You’re making me blush user, hehe x

Same here but sans porn

the pozzed society we live in

lying is for muslims.

I probably wouldn't even know what cuckoldry was to this day had it not been for right-wingers obsessed with spamming it everywhere

nah that was the battle of zulu keep up lad

why is it considered a bad thing that i don't wash my foreskin or my batty crease in the shower?

>the NHS and other key workers

it isn’t, just don’t be unrealistic

just did a heinous sexual act with my boyfriend pillow thats 100% and exists lads trust me

100% utter filth and degeneracy right here lads under my mums roof

yeah im not a vigin lads haha no way no way am i a virgin, who me? i do fetish things all the time with my virtual boyfriend on VR

DIRTY FILTHY THINGS HAHA

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she having a good time mate? does she let you touch the hairless parts? im not stalking you but damn i actually love your kitty and real happy about the whole thing.

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Haha

My life will never be complete until I eat pengolin

if everyone in the pic isn't brown it's extremism

'The NHS' isn't a key worker. Maybe the doctor who works there is. I doubt an actual educated key worker drafted or approved this poster

something something patriarchy

pretty sure that whatever the reason is, it's the same as why those "beach body" posters were 'a bad thing'
imposing standards on women, or "forcing" them to reflect on the areas in which they're tender
or something, I'm a sperg not a fukin sociologist.

talked to some lefties earlier, they said my opinion was ridiculous

funny being white init

it's tasty? Had horse steak in Italy, was pengo

cryptoyank weirdo

*googles*
>Consuming horse meat is not haram, but makrooh (from Karaha in Arabic meaning disgust), which means it should better be avoided, but eating it is not a sin (as eating pork is).
huh

I've actually been a female all this time lads
your thoughts?

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it's a reflex, not a conscious decision to mull over
probably because the truth is often boring

leftypol sheed

lefties are all delusional idiots no point
they always get agitated when you don't completely agree with them too.

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