/brit/

really?

is this coronavirus fever levels or do i just have a cold or something

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I must say Turt you do a good job of making yourself look taller

same

'waa i hate anime waa im going to cry every fucking thread waa i need my diaper changed because someone posted anime waa mummy come change me'

thats u mate

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got an inflamed red lump on my chest think its some sort of infection

wacky bruces think they're so funny
but they're really not

can it nonce

tell it to the judge mate

looks all good to me

spider bite

genuinely did not ask

Lol

the problem is you view every bruce post through the lens of it having an inheritely whacky intent which just completely clouds and distills any context therein

can what

I will mate and we'll laugh at you for being pathetic

kek this is me

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how are you coping with it mate?

depression and social anxiety should be considered disabilities

wow smart wacky bruce

strongly disagree

how is quake 3 still so fucking good?

why do you need face to face interaction to be happy

a chink trying to by property of an australian man

>depression and social anxiety

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Just came to a pair of shark tits

/brit/ is just contrarian
they see yanks on Yas Forums and reddit lauding aussies as these epic shitposters so they inherently start holding aussies to a higher standard

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not very well haha

>changed his outlook
into viewing mental illness as fake and trans women as men

unironically was voted the consecutive best /brit/ poster of 2015 and 2016 by strawpoll (12 and 9 votes respectively)

Want to do a wank, but the gf will be over in a few hours

Got way too up their own hole when Moot cried about them

April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain.

He’s always looked like a midget in pictures what are you talking about

Christ I don’t even think I’ve dated a woman shorter than 5’6 lol

Ever thought that perhaps you are autistic sadacts in comparison to your countrymen elsewhere on the website?

dont like the eu
dont like continentals
want the atom bomb and a bigger army

mental how that's the lens you view it in
aussieposters from what I can see just act like themselves without some extra intent, and everybody else tries to figure out what their angle is
there are blokes in /brit/ that get what aussies are like and those that clearly don't

This was literally the point of their downfall.

They were hilarious before he raged and then it turned into shit

>dull roots
Stop talking about my wife!

This. I strongly believe many of the Australians here have autism, genuinely.

very odd pair of lads, albeit interesting hearing how/why you imprint additional context onto aus posters

haven’t spoken to him in a bit... kinda wondering if i should message again no?

bit of l'oreal sort that out

doctor said i have the strongest strain hed ever seen

Fuck off and die faggot

was listening to a song and it mentioned poppy tea. done gave me cravings

I can tell from reading my fellow countrymen’s posts and experiences that the vast majority of Australian britposters are normally functioning lads, with the exception of Lachie who is genuinely autistic and mentally disabled

Suggested some of l'oral but she'll have none of it

utterly based west brit

>your all dog shit posters lads
>muh context

kek

Australians are good in my book

Maybe we're fucking fine. Maybe you're the problem, huh bruce?

really good pair of posts mate just wanted to let you know

Maybe you can listen to a song about getting a life instead

They’re bad but you’re thick as a fucking plank you fat eejyt

Dont talk to me like that you little virgin

very brave post from an Irish flag
pot calling the kettle black and that

ITT

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im indian

mean

LMFAO

haha

Only good pair I've seen in a long time....

In bed. Miss Alan lads. Haven’t seen him post here in months

final uni semester so I've stopped caring about everything
handed in the 200 word discussion post 3 days late aha

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Bite you cunt

Does Thailad still post here?

Being a Scot in 2020s UK is like being a Jew in 1930s Germany.

bit late to this but rest assured your medal's in the post

haha fucking done him lad

Hallo, Basiertabteilung?

same lad haha got a 200 word essay due tomorrow morning and ive still not started

Outgrowing /brit/

>muh poppy tea
How many times has this wanker posted about fucking poppy tea? Jesus christtt mate fuck up

naughty boy

This is what it feels like to be a gamer in today’s world

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a wealthy parasite of the state undermining the fatherland

said this when I was 20 and I'm now 24

just found out gordan ramsey grew up in public housing in glasgow, scotland
why does he sound like posh wanker?

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...

bored

Arrested for being a nonce

shut up

So lonely

Shit

Just jerked off again

he moved to somewhere in England
also he’s probably trained his voice
he played in the youth team for Glasgow rangers i think

truly the pride and joy of Yas Forums