>Be American
>Go to doctor for checkup
>"That'll be $1,000 dollars plus tip."
Be American
Christian Smith
Isaiah Reyes
They wish it was only 1k
Luis Sanchez
>plus tip
i already paid it haha
Kayden Baker
kek
Brayden Gray
I mean the copay will depend on your plan but it'll probably be $20-$40.
Gabriel Smith
Holy hell
Austin Cooper
>Be salvadoran
>study med
>want to do the USMLE to work in the US
>Oi you got stoodents loicense for that?
>Pay 10k to some scammers course for a year
>Do Step 1
>"That'll be $1,000 dollars plus tip"
>above average score
>Apply for residency
>"Oi, you got a workers loicense for that?"
>Stay in the US to study and try to pay back the shekels
>Try to get a job as researcher
>"Oi, you got a workers loicense for that?"
>Try to get a job as burger flipper
>"Oi, you got a workers loicense for that?"
>Try to mow lawn for tips
>"Oi, you got a workers loicense for that?"
>Try to work for free in exchange of better chances to get accepted in residency program
>"Yes, goyim. Come with us, Stay with us, we will give you a recommendation, oy vey!"
>Match Results day
>"Sorry! We don't want you to work with us because we would need to give you a loicense for that"
>Be illegal migrant
>"HOLA, ERMANO!! We take you to US, Say, Pay us $3,000 without tip, and we give special service. 3 TRIPS THROUGH MEXICO for one price! You get caught, call us again and we take you back!"
>Get captured by ICE
>Deported in 3 months at most
>Make it into US within a year
>"Oi Vey! Come work with us Luis, we will pay you ten dollar an hour, we don't like lawn so mow it for us!"
>Get residency eventually
>earn big bucks mowing lawn.
Ayden Brown
I wish
don't like fmgs in our match desu
Jace Ross
God fucking damn it.
Mason Wilson
>Be indian
>"OY VEY, COME WITH US HANDSOME POO COLORED MAN, YOU ARE OF DIVERSE, SO WE GIVE YOU $150,000 A YEAR"
Piss off.