Be American

>Be American
>Go to doctor for checkup
>"That'll be $1,000 dollars plus tip."

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They wish it was only 1k

>plus tip
i already paid it haha

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kek

I mean the copay will depend on your plan but it'll probably be $20-$40.

Holy hell

>Be salvadoran
>study med
>want to do the USMLE to work in the US
>Oi you got stoodents loicense for that?
>Pay 10k to some scammers course for a year
>Do Step 1
>"That'll be $1,000 dollars plus tip"
>above average score
>Apply for residency
>"Oi, you got a workers loicense for that?"
>Stay in the US to study and try to pay back the shekels
>Try to get a job as researcher
>"Oi, you got a workers loicense for that?"
>Try to get a job as burger flipper
>"Oi, you got a workers loicense for that?"
>Try to mow lawn for tips
>"Oi, you got a workers loicense for that?"
>Try to work for free in exchange of better chances to get accepted in residency program
>"Yes, goyim. Come with us, Stay with us, we will give you a recommendation, oy vey!"
>Match Results day
>"Sorry! We don't want you to work with us because we would need to give you a loicense for that"

>Be illegal migrant
>"HOLA, ERMANO!! We take you to US, Say, Pay us $3,000 without tip, and we give special service. 3 TRIPS THROUGH MEXICO for one price! You get caught, call us again and we take you back!"
>Get captured by ICE
>Deported in 3 months at most
>Make it into US within a year
>"Oi Vey! Come work with us Luis, we will pay you ten dollar an hour, we don't like lawn so mow it for us!"
>Get residency eventually
>earn big bucks mowing lawn.

I wish

don't like fmgs in our match desu

God fucking damn it.

>Be indian
>"OY VEY, COME WITH US HANDSOME POO COLORED MAN, YOU ARE OF DIVERSE, SO WE GIVE YOU $150,000 A YEAR"

Piss off.

did you relly think anyone can come to US and practise medicine? Even europeans can't do that

Do they really?

exactly

I'm Asian American and my mom told me she chose not to have be circumsized because she couldn't bare the thought of her baby's first thoughts being in pain
Why do white people do this?

literally because Poptarts man told them to

>Be Marshallese
>See Dentist for wisdom tooth removal
>"That'll be $7 for your pain medication"

HOLY BASED

>Be salvadoran Endocrinologist who studied 15 fucking years
>"That will be $2 dollars for having me nag at you for not listening to my recommendations, also because the market is fucked and my time and work are literally worthless. Besides, I earn my living by working at a Call center."

My brother :)

Do you believe you are entitled to a job in the US?

Are you?

Deflection of the question.

Why do (((they))) let Indians undercut tech workers' salaries but won't let Latams undercut doctors' salaries?

tech sector is more a wild west. healthcare tries to at least protect its own somewhat.

He IS. Pursuit of happiness is something that shouldn’t be mocked in a free country, and immigrants made America great. All Americans, meaning everyone on the continent, should not be denied a chance of making it big in the greatest country in the world.

no. those residency spots are paid for by american taxpayers and should go to american students in debt. not to entitled foreigners. besides, isn't the big bad US evil enough? do we need to brain drain these poor countries too?

So what happens with his future children? If you don’t let him live in America then you are denying citizenship and rights to future Americans

Not him or even an american for that matter, but if you couldn't even fucking goole the requirements to practise medicine in US, I doubt you would make a decent doctor

What kind of hypothetical is that? By that logic, every entity in the universe is a "future American" whose hypothetical progeny must be accounted for.

Homeless people can get gender reassignment surgery for free in the USA

You don't need to do it right after birth, jeeez user. Give it a week or two.

is that real?

Sure is, covered under medicaid. (one of the many social programs that provides free/cheap healthcare to citizens)

kek
1000
that's just the first bill dude