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Never

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Any Dinosaur JR man in?

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>got two birds on the chirpse

Yeaa, wadda fuck das dat mean mah friendoh? u got a stify?

it's not a mattor of "why are they doing it" it's "why do they want the attention in the first place"
of course they want to invoke a sexual reaction you fucking plank, the question is why

Lads a couple of months ago I met a Antipodean girl who was honestly perfect. Like she was my vision of what a normal girl should be, she was sweet and charming but also had a wicked sense of humour. The way she made jokes and what she made the jokes about was honestly shocking because they were the kinds of things I didnt expect I would find in anyone not me man or women. She single handledly proved me that there were women who are actually just like me.

Completely fucked it and never asked for her number, got her insta but forgot it. Often think of her and wonder if there are anymore like her, or if I have truly doomed myself to forever walk the astral plain of what ifs.

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APOLOGISE TO THE BAME COMMUNITY

whats sneed

the internet is truly something to be cherished. mankind united at last

They are whore ?

fucking HATE how quickly my posts are being sent now, have no time to correct them before they're published and now I look like a fucking wanker for saying mattor

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WHO conference on Thursday should be interesting.

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idiot virgin

havent spoke to my dad in over a year now

mental

run out of fags

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Lets be real the WHO has utterly shat the bed

zoomers "too soon"

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lol too soon bro haha

yes

you can't post that....

depressed

that would be an ecumenical mattor

why's he crying

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it's been a tough time for dough boy

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Wish i owned a sweet steam car like this one. could do away with the tyranny of the electric start motor forever

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wonder what she looks like now

not allowed to shag his sister

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5 monkeys experiment

still wouldnt

at that point with toil where if i work hard i get zero credit as its just expected from me

cant wait to hand in my notice post-crisis just to fuck them a bit thinking they were in the clear

when I was in america you could see random old people driving around in ford model Ts or 1950s plymouths and stuff
it was quite based

Holy fuck you so wound up today its unreal mate.
Think I might be winning after all.

DAS RITE

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Need the rozzers out of business

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yeah m8 I don't get u m8. Can u care to splain pls mate? I think I got a migraine from trying to decipher ur cryptic reply mate. Yeah mate, alright mate.

henlo frens
my name's schizzy mcnuggets
was building another dam over the weekend eh?
might flood some land
stay safe lads

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From what i've seen on Jay Leno's garage old cars seem to survive well in the sunny states like California or Nevada or Texas or whatever. Over here in the UK they just rot because we have to salt the roads in winter. Mini's wouldn't cost 8000 quid at least if we didn't do that such a shame

Why wait? Quitting my toil soon because I know they are planning on making zero changes and expect 60 of us to toil in the one open office for 9 hours a day after the 5th of May. Fuck that noise.

oh that filthy slag

when em finally learns how to banter, he will be the most powerful force on earth

it REALLY do be like that

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>quitting toil during a global quarantine when 50% of businesses are barely avoiding going under

brass balls

We have characterized the Y chromosome carried by President Thomas Jefferson, the general rarity of which supported the idea that he, or a patrilineal relative, fathered the last son of his slave Sally Hemings. It belongs to haplogroup K2, a lineage representing only approximately 1% of chromosomes worldwide, and most common in East Africa and the Middle East. Phylogenetic network analysis of its Y-STR (short tandem repeat) haplotype shows that it is most closely related to an Egyptian K2 haplotype

This is supported by the observation that two of 85 unrelated British men sharing the surname Jefferson also share the President's Y-STR haplotype within haplogroup K2

In Britannia, land of the Frenchmen, do mates mate, mate? Cause that'd be gay, mate.

U know why 10 is afray of 7? Cause 789 m8.

He dresses like he wants you to think he doesn't put any thought into it but you can tell he does

No it was a photo taken after I had freshly shaven my face and head which combined with the vacant jowly bulldog expression and unflattering mirror angle made for a decently goofy looking shot. Certainly not my best, but whenever you feel like you’re getting punked out by me on /brit/ this kid spams it incessantly and claims i’m “crying.”
I think maybe it was funny at first but the guy who spams it every thread is genuinely wearing it out to nothing.

Oh look the middle class LARPing IRA hardman has just admitted to having an office job

Imagine my surprise

Fuck em. I hope they go under before the 5th of May.

I do and I'm good at it.
Hence why this poor little shitskin is gonna post the same 3 images he did a couple of hours ago cause he feels belittled, outsmarted and outdone.

will suck off all NHS workers

someone get this guy off me!

not really

you know, i cannot be fucking arsed to do my gimmick right now

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written like a witness statement to the police lmao

rule 1, don't take it personally

I'm not the guy you're thinking of. Go back to shagging pet rocks or whatever your drug addled mind thinks about.

anyone remember the cuckio meme?

no worries la ill step in
rorke soiling his Next jeans

NEED an abusive black gf who beats the fuck out of me but the sex is good and I'm deathly scared of being lonely so I endure

mad how any of us could have cancer at this very moment and we wouldn't know

gum line is receding lads

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You're telling me this, of all people?
oh no no no no

Do you go to Blackpool for your 'olidays, guvna?

the point is all the Irish here are middle class as fuck

I'm not on ya m8, that'd be pretty gay. m8. Alright, mate? Okay. It's settled then.

mad how shite the last radiohead album was

Every time you fall asleep you die, then someone else wakes up in your body thinking they are you. You are alone and trapped in your own mind.

cheers for that mate

honestly think emmett could be a decent and interesting bloke if it wasn't for the unironic neo-nazism and schizophrenic stream of consciousness we're all subjected to
whenever he talks about matters that aren't meta to /brit/ or nazism, occurences of which are few and far between, he's makes some decent posts
this concludes my critical analysis on the /brit/ personality named Emmett Patrick Garcin

lmao america could've so easily been a cosy anglo country and fit right in on /anglo/. instead they're all race obsessed psychos what a shame

still convinced he's larping
haven't seen any credible evidence to the contrary

at least he got good facial hair, i just put "extremely patchy beard" into google haha lol and it came up with this which unironically is exactly what my facial hair grows like

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better get that shit sorted out my lad, you'll lose your teeth

THERE'S NOTHING OUT THERE

didn't he sell nazi memorabilia for a while?

Yes, it's WHO that got it wrong LOL.

start flossing m8

had to get some of mine ripped out because i had a bit of the ol' 'm 'sease
remember to always floss

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I'm just gonna dedicate my life to orbiting this guy and trying as hard as humanly possible to give him a bad time...but i'm like not even personally invested in it ugh.

Not really

not sure I've ever actually replied to him and whenever I do it's asking him about his beard kek

Used to have a folder full of pics of girls with massive boobies.

dead shopping malls rise, like mountains beyond mountains

never took dentistberg seriously on that until now. did my first floss ever tonight.

must be mental for cats having a whole body beard

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they did though. they didn't stand up to the chinkoids and thus the rest of the world got bad and outright false information. The Who is supposed to stop pandemics and we're in a big pandemic. they shat the bed

so sad
so hopeless

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chlorhexidine mouthwash

sueposter can I just say that I love you and your presence here on /brit/